Guest texts - X-mus presents: Mathematical sophisms.

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Track: Parody on Mortal Combat.     abc 
By: Max-Hi-Fi from N.Nov/Summer'2oo1    
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         Mathematical sophisms         
                                        
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 Mathematical material taken from the book
"Math Puzzles and
entertainment" by Martin Gardner, why
thanks to him...                          
                                        
                                        
                 ...Regarding you or
  relative to me?     
                 Relative?          
                 Brilliant!...                                         
  After reading one smart book that I
took it out from the dusty shelf, I found in
content interesting title
'Mathematical sophisms'. Someone has it
the phrase causes a headache,
but I decided to take a look anyway...        
                                        
         There were ten eccentrics        
(in the word "eccentrics" the first letter is written
unintelligible, but I was able to get the meaning
words)                                  
          Those tired companions,        
      That they decided to knock on the door,     
        To the Nice Guy Tavern.      
                                        
        - Let me spend the night, master,      
          You won't be at a loss        
       We just need to sleep for the night,      
          We were soaked to the skin.         
                                        
        The owner was glad to see those guests,      
 Well, here’s the unfortunate problem:         
        He only has nine rooms       
         And only nine beds.        
                                        
        - I will offer eight guests      
         Bed honor by honor,        
       And two will have to sleep for the night     
         In the same bed together!       
                                        
       As soon as he said and immediately screamed,     
          Faces are red with anger:None of all ten        
          Doesn't want to make room.         
                                        
      How to cool the passions of those ardors    
           Moderate those worries?         
        But the old rogue was the master       
           And resolved the doubts.         
                                        
        The first two travelers so far,      
          So as not to be judged harshly,        
       He asked to go to room "A"     
 And wait a little.         
                                        
   The third slept in "B", the fourth in "C",  
      In "G" our fifth slept all night,    
      In “D”, “E”, “F”, “Z” we found a place to stay for the night    
          From sixth to ninth.         
                                        
      Then, returning again to "A",    
           Where two were waiting for him,          
      He was glad to hand over the key to "I"    
             To the tenth hero.            
                                        
     Even though many years have passed since then,   
              it is unclear to anyone            
        How could the owner accommodate      
            Guests one at a time.           
                                        
          Or arithmetic is old,         
           Or a miracle is before us,         
        Understand what, how, and why      
          Try it yourself.         
                                        
                                        
           a(a-b-c)=b(a-b-c)            
                                        
dividing both sides by (a-b-c), we get: 
                                        
                  a=b                   
                                        
                 C.T.D.                 
                                        
...here the catch was in the expression
(a-b-c), since from the answer you can understand
that it is equal to zero, but to zero, dear
children, share nezya-ya-ya-ya...              
                                        
  The imaginary
unit (put it in a swing ;)            
  I will refer to the roots as sqr!      
                                        
            sqr(-1)=sqr(-1)             
                                        
          sqr(1/-1)=sqr(-1/1)           
                                        
 sqr(1)/sqr(-1)=sqr(-1)/sqr(1)      
                                        
     sqr(1)*sqr(1)=sqr(-1)*sqr(-1)      
                                        
                  1=-1                  
                                        
... Here I myself, to be honest, am not strong.
Well, I couldn’t understand shit ;) Maybe
can anyone enlighten me?                   
  That's all!  Read books from the shelves.
Look for interesting articles.  Refute
theoremsand the continuum of time, as well as
paradoxes of relativity.
Earn adventures for your
ass!..                              
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