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Track: R@AsOn of No!sE ... ;) h! Fans!
By: Mm
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Adults and children love
Uncles, aunts, everything in the world.
Not nuts, not candies,
Not soups or cutlets.
They love more year after year -
Sparkling water!
Sprite and Pepsi are just feces
The one who drinks this did not know
And almost no one knew
The taste of living water
It's called carbonated
And it pours into the glass unwashed.
Here is the gloomy uncle locksmith,
He dressed in full dress,
So that the whole country knows -
He's hungover today.
Zip - a screwdriver into the device,
And I’m glad for living water.Uncle Vitya with Aunt Masha
They cooked porridge on the water,
And then we went to the children,
And what were they doing there -
They don't play ball anymore
They are making a little ball in the yard.
The boy Mitya drank water,
I consumed five glasses.
And now he feels bad
But he'll drink again tomorrow
Five glasses or six,
He has a desire.
A girl comes home from school
To the Pepsi-Cola machine.
Know, my friend: she is bad,
Not a good one.
Dad didn't tell her -
She drinks urine and feces.
We approach the device,
Very freaking happy
We're not getting candy,
We take out one coin.
On the chest is the great Lenin.
...And the glass is filled with foam!
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