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Track: -------ANTY DU HAST MUSIC-------
By: Prog Master rmx by Macros
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View "Ordinary Batman" was born
back in ancient times. He existed in
in the form of one single cell with horns
and two cores.
Later, after millions of years, obeying
laws of evolution, the cell crawled
somewhere, but fell... and shared.
driven by bottom instincts,
the cells climbed somewhere again and again,
fell again, divided again.
By the end of the Cretaceous period, cells
filled the entire globe and supplanted
dinosaurs. The cells fed mainly
other animals. So, lining up in
long rows, they crawled on the sleeping
elephants, wrapped themselves around them and
gnawed. This is how zebras appeared.
After a few thousand years in the sun
a strong outbreak occurred, resulting in
why the cells mutated. Some haveadditional horns grew on his head, and
they began to throw show-offs to the right and
to the left, pressing down their relatives.
The Batman population has decreased almost
by a third and by the beginning of the Mesozoic era
amounted to approximately 20% of the total
numbers in its heyday. Again
dinosaurs appeared.
Dinosaurs were quite large and not
noticed the Batmans who lived on them,
every now and then gnawing their heads. Yes
the elephants appeared again.
Towards the end of the era there was another outbreak of
sun. In some individuals of the species again
additional horns have grown, which they
began to be used as legs.
Some copies several times
walked around the globe telling others
who is the boss here?
In the mid-Jurassic period, outbreaks on
the sun began to appear more and more often.
Soon dinosaurs began to be discovered in
eggs in their nests, twice their size, and
even three times higher than the previous norm.
Высидев их, они с удивлением
обнаруживали вылупившихся Бэтмэнов и с
ужасом убегали. Малышей динозавров
Бэтмэны уводили в рабство или тут же
съедали.
Переворот произошёл, когда динозавр
случайно наступил одному из Бэтмэнов на
рога, и отдавил их все. Бэтмэн тут же
съел обидчика, залез на камень и упал,
поделившись. Новые,aggressive individuals
began to eat the previous ones and soon the population
decreased even more. According to
excavations carried out in the northern
Carolina (square D-58, west-direction),
per square meter of earth's surface
5860 BC accounted for approximately 2
individuals of aggressive Batman.
The Batmans gnawed the foliage on
trees. This is how Christmas trees and cacti turned out.
The largest number of individuals was in
Africa, which then represented a peninsula,
covered with forests and lakes. Batman ate
everything, and then the isthmus that connected
Africa with the mainland.
By this time, they had already appeared on Earth
worms, and Batman watches them all day long
were chasing. Worms have evolved and
began to burrow into the ground. Batman is strong
They cursed, but crawled after them.
By the beginning of the 3rd century BC. a view appeared
"Batman the Sapiens", individual specimens
who realized that the water was safe to drink.
This knowledge was passed on with genes, so
most were subsequently drained
seas.
An unusual species developed in the northern
America. Batman's only food there
were worms, which by that time
got completely mad and didn’t climb out
surface. Batman has learned to tear apart
the ground and pull out the worms by the tail. Yes
lakes appeared - Erie, Ontario, etc.
Salt Lake City is also the work of Batman.They had a toilet in this place.
In 1816 B.C. number
The Batmans have risen again, and the dinosaurs
were completely exterminated. Movable
evolution, Batman crawled into trees
and learned to fly. Those who don't
it worked out - they shared.
That's basically the story
appearance on Earth of this species. Now
science knows one representative
Batmanov. He doesn't chase worms or
flies - typical developmental similarity
felines, the transformation of a tiger into a cat. By
seemingly a representative of the species is not much
resembles the original individuals, perhaps
that with atavisms of horns and others, not
visible to the naked eye,
features.
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Track: -------ANTY DU HAST MUSIC-------
By: Prog Master rmx by Macros
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Бэтмэн обыкновенный занесён в красную
книгу Windows и охраняется государством.
Ни одна из многочисленных попыток
разводить Бэтмэнов в неволе не
увенчалась успехом, поэтому этот
представитель может быть последним. Но
учёные сейчас работают в этом
направлении и, возможно, уже вскоре
порадуют нас своими открытиями.
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