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Track: C DHEM BAPEHUQ, TOXA!
By: Macros
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crazy Ganfaiter party -
- through the eyes of the participant
It was February 23rd. At Gunfighter's
there was a birthday coming up and Kotsoft and I
We decided to personally congratulate the birthday boy.
It was decided to make two Gifts and buy
gifts, and appear at the appointed time
birthday boy at the presentation ceremony.
I started making Gifts on the last day,
so I did practically nothing.
I mean, for this day. I had to code
at night and a little in the morning. A gift in general
bought a few hours before the start
ceremonies Was chosen as a gift
cake True, it’s not customary to give food, but
cake is such a delicious thing! Yes and with
the choice of gift was
certain difficulty - Gunfighter
everything seems to be there. Well, symbolic
one and a half liter bottle of beer :) And
chocolate.When everything was ready, it was just right
time for Kotsoft to arrive with his friend,
who came from Koryazhma for the weekend
to visit Kotsoft (I must say if
if she knew where she would end up, she would
I wouldn't go for anything :)
Well, that's it. I’m sitting, so I’m waiting. B
they did not show up at the appointed time, and
In general, we were more than 30 minutes late.
There was nothing to do, I turned on the computer and
was playing with some kind of toy. And somehow
got carried away by this process, that through
for some time I realized with a pang that
started drinking Gunfighter beer!!! :) But
there was nothing to do, the process had already begun.
So I drank about a third ;)
The doorbell rings. It's probably Kotsoft
- I thought, and I was not mistaken. "This is Olesya, and
this is Sergey" - he introduced us, and we
went into the room. As it turned out, Kotsoft
didn’t have time to make a gift (that’s understandable, not
Apparently there was before the gift ;) and it was decided
the gift ceremony will be postponed to
next day. But he bought a lot
a valuable gift - a set of stoppers :) This
The thing is extremely useful and always needed :)
It’s clear that drinking beer alone is not good,
therefore those present were invited
share this meal with me. That's all
drank :)) It was already about two
o'clock, so we got ready and went to
Gunfighter.
Along the way, Kotsoft spoke veryinteresting stories about the Koryazhemskys
Internet users and Mustdie computer club :)
Well, we go to Gunfighter.
As it turned out, he began to celebrate the day
birth yesterday evening, so there was
pretty funny. We went to see him
room and presented gifts (except for Gifts,
of course).
Somehow we settled on the sofa. Here I am
noticed four one and a half liter bottles
beer, and I realized it would be fun. Everyone.
The beer turned out to be on tap, and at first
seemed very weak. In addition to
everything, there were some floating at the bottom
suspicious items. But Gunfighter
He reassured us by saying that this was a snack!
Kotsoft put a cassette into the tape recorder
"sprity hunting 4", and to this music all
our friendly company drank beer and
spoke...
What can three Spectrumists talk about?
Of course, about computers!! Here we go
imagine what it was like for Oleska :) But
Kotsoft constantly supported her in such
difficult situation.
The beer turned out to be quite good, and
By the evening everyone was very good.
Sang songs with a guitar... Yes, about
guitars - it was absolutely hilarious. U
Gunfighter is the kind of guitar that
impossible to configure! When we first
since they tried to do something, it was
just terrible! For someoneguitar
turned out to be tuned too high for
someone is too low, and even the transition to
playing in a different key nothing
changed. At first I tried to reconfigure
guitar, then KotsoFt. In general
It took half an hour to complete the difficulty.
In the end, we had to sing - who
unnaturally high notes for oneself, and
who - on low :) It’s very good that
Few have heard this :)))
Of the four people, two were
non-smokers (unfortunately, I can’t
say that they are non-drinkers), and it was very
unpleasant for quite some time
inhale this smoke for a long time.
It should be noted that Gunfighter does not
bothers himself to go to special
smoking room, but simply
opens a window in the room. But through
After some time they decided to leave
somewhere to smoke, but Kotsoft, leaving
threatened with his finger and ordered to behave
decent! ;))
Trying not to let each other die
boredom, we talked about I don’t remember what. It seems
about music. Then... Then I noticed that
this same Oleska reminds me of someone
person. Moreover, even very
reminds. So throughout the evening
I periodically glanced at her with my
with a vivaciously cheerful look :) trying
identify details of similarity. I don't know
what could Kotsoft think, but everyone
once hereminded me of this
decency :))))
Well, then it was evening, and it was
it was decided to give Gunfighter to be torn to pieces
relatives. We won't join
they could - and there were a lot of people without us ;)
So Kotsoft decided to go home,
for some reason you invited me with you :)
Well, anyway, let's go. By then I
was already pretty good :)
So we’re standing at the bus stop, waiting
bus. A car pulls up here and
offer to finish - 5 rubles per
person. We agree without hesitation.
It should be said that when I climbed into
car, fucked with all his might
knee on the wing, but somehow restrained himself and
didn't scream at the top of his lungs :) No one, it seems,
I didn't even notice :))
We went to Kotsoft. I feel Oleska already
cursed the whole world, everyone
computer scientists, us, and in general...
Upon arrival I knew what to do
there is, in principle, nothing there, and said that
I'll be leaving in about 10 minutes :) This is
Kotsoft was very surprised. Something
They looked at the computer and were talking about something.
Oh, yes - they also wrote the text for the gift :)
Leska was sitting on the sofa at that time and
I was drawing something ;)
Later the mind slowly began
come back to me, and I still got ready
home. Kotsoft and Leska send meaccompany you to the stop. They didn't wait long, and
in general, it seems like I left in the second to last place
bus. There weren't many people, but
there were no seats, and I
stopped the road :) Oh well, we’re not in
first...
Upon arrival, for some reason I didn't go
home, and to Gunfighter :) Apparently,
continue the banquet. He just has guests
everyone left. Gunfighter reported that on
Tomorrow he has four more in stock
one and a half liter bottles of beer, of which
We drank two in three hours right there :)
Some kind of movie just started on NTV,
the contents of which I even
I won’t retell it - none of mine
literary abilities are not enough.
At four o'clock I came home,
listened to music and went to bed.
The next day we agreed to continue
party. Kotsoft also promised to come,
after seeing Oleska off.
Tomorrow has arrived.
Oddly enough, I woke up in
in a cheerful mood and good
well-being. No trace of yesterday's party.
This surprised me, but later I realized
why did this happen. Now you are with this
I won’t upload it, this is generally a topic for
separate article.
I went to Gunfighter, where they told me
that he is still sleeping. And it was already an hour
day :) The gunfighter really took a nap, and
upon awakening said,that he's "scary"
the attic hurts." It turns out he's still at 8
morning sipped a beer... Well, with everyone
flowing... :)
We are sitting, discussing plans for
soon. It turned out to be questionable
holding the second part of our party (well
this is not surprising, imagine
similar morning feelings ;)
Gunfighter's dad came in here :) This too
a person who cannot be described
no talent is enough :) Two hours
sat, chatted, listened to funny
stories, and... drank all the beer :) Now
the question of continuing party arose
most acutely. But Gunfighter
cheered up!
After some time has passed
moment of drinking ;) all the beer, he
called Kotsoft, and, in total,
asked one simple question: shall we? 8)
As I understand it, Kotsoft responded
affirmatively :)) And, having got some more
some money, we hit the road. Along the way
at the stop we decided to go to the store for
beer. We go in, and right there on the other side
counter we see a former classmate -
Katya :) We bought 4 one and a half liter
bottles of beer, two ice creams, and two packs
nuts so that there is something to chew in
bus :) I offered to give away the ice cream
saleswomen (there were two of them) that
Gunfighter did just that. The second one is very
I was surprised :)))We ate nuts all the way on the bus :)
under the envious glances of others
passengers :)
Profits. Let's go to Kotsoft. "How
how are you feeling?" - addressed to
present Gunfighter. It seems like everything
they said it was good. That's when we
They put beer on the table, I laid out three
beach package, two pies with cabbage and two
orange
They were afraid to even look at Oleska,
because they understood that if nearby
there were some heavy objects, then
she would kill everyone ;)
We sat down. We drank. Kotsoft decided again
go smoke (why are people like me
moments were remembered - because Kotsoft
every time he said his signature
a phrase that made me very happy :))))) I
offered to eat an orange, so
Oleska replied that for these purposes
I need a knife!! 8) Apparently, the absence
items like these are what saved us
everyone that evening :)) But I oranges
I always clean with my hands, so everything went well
no problem. Also that evening everyone was singing
songs were constantly playing on the computer
various 4k intros, and in general.
Then I remembered that I have
camera! :) Kotsoft accepted this
the news is extremely positive, and off I went
look for batteries. More precisely, batteries
and completely discharged.Delivered
he charges them, as he himself claims,
current 750 mA, but in 20 minutes they
not charged ;( Then he took out
batteries from the video remote control. Almost
new, as he himself said. And it's true :)
This is where they started photographing all this
disgrace. We photographed as many as 22
frame.
A small incident occurred when
catsoft started taking pictures of me,
Gunfighter, and Olesk. It happens -
(in general cases, without specifying ;)
when your hands don't obey you, you want
hug a lady around the waist, but it turns out... :)
It's strange, but no one gave me any
slap in the face, not in the eye, only Kotsoft
yelled: “Uh-uh, Macros!!!!!” :))))))))))
I apologized as best I could :) In general, everyone was
already pretty good. For example, I
tried to play one chord on the guitar,
but a completely different one was installed, and that one -
wrong! :))))))))))))))
In general, so cheerful (like everyone else then
it seemed ;) there were quite a lot of situations
(I remembered them the next morning with
eyes wide open =F-[ ])
Everything was basically fine until
one moment. When I started with horror
notice that Gunfighter is already too much
good. I noticed the first signs of this
when he tried to punch his fist
wall! 8-O And this is taking into account the fact that how
once in the next roomdaddy was sitting
Kotsofta!!! :))) It's interesting that he
thought at that moment. But these were also
flowers. Then he started more
get out, and, having hoisted poor me
on his shoulder, began to shake it in a circular
trajectories, periodically hitting with a foot,
already injured yesterday, about the closet!!
The next morning I discovered a very sore leg,
covered with bruises :(((Toga I him
decently worn out, despite even
presence of a lady ;( Interestingly, in
Kotsoft's dad thought at this moment?
It's time to go home, we
gathered and moved. I asked
Kotsofta compact with Orbital music,
which was handed to me. Oh yes, a little
I didn't forget... We presented the Gifts there.
Of course, we also went to the store for
addition, we bought 2+1, I won’t say what’s a plus
ice cream each. But that was before...
They moved to the stop in full force,
caught the last bus.
We said goodbye, Kotsoft promised tomorrow
stop by, well, that’s basically it.
The bus swerved so much that I almost
the seats didn't fall out (or is it just me
it seemed :)
When I got home I tried
invite the Gunfighter to continue the banquet,
but he flatly refused :) It’s not clear
by the way, why.
The next morning I woke up again in full
health, only, as I already said, withsick leg ;(
What conclusions did I draw?
First of all, the most important conclusion: no
I need to drink more.
Conclusion two: you need to behave
decent and not put above all else
some kind of x#$nude, nothing more
you name it.
Conclusion three: Oleska will not come to us anymore
why he won’t go, and will count everyone
computer scientists are drunks, bastards,
perverts and scum.
Conclusion four: in principle, this is
That's right, it's their own fault.
This is the end...
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