Miracle #02 10 августа 1997

Самиздат

Room with laughter - The triumph of progress.

         "THE TRIUMPH OF PROGRESS"

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  I sit in the network enter, and suddenly the mother
as zaoret:
 -Opya-yat you in this plague rested! That taint something on 
my head! .. Walk, for bread convergence of black hell, right? 
Black two hundred! Here's the money. Yes, you look  to hand 
suesh, tear off a second from drawer of his! ..

 Yes, Mom, "I say, yes, of course.
 -Remember, the black-but-ho! You Sitnov of seeded no 
different, but too black to know should. The milk would be 
sent, but I'm afraid, you past the barrels in a straight line 
knows where  go away, you look after the dogs.

 I went somewhere, bought something, and again
for the computer.
 -Hello-talk me out of Seti., I Oren,
I live in Malaysia, I am 14 years old.
 -And I'm Max, I live in Russia. Hi Oren!
 -Max, is it true that you have on the streets
go bears?
 -Go, "replied," we treat them dumplings and vodka.
 -This is probably a big expense, Oren-sympathize with me from 
Malaysia. -What do you have for the country are in 
Russia-Siberia?  -Siberia-rustling inspired me fingers

on the board, "the great and powerful country. Inhabit its 
hardworking people, and the cons  Chinese.

 Outside, on the bench at the entrance, zatarahteli neighbor's 
grandmother:  A LYUSKA something LYUSKA motoblock bought and

said two heifers buy and pigs! A guy in her business and the 
business itself.  -We have a hot-interrupting their Oren, as 
well as do you have?

 -Very cold, "I'm telegraphing.
 -O-oh, groan-grandmother-a-day weather
what cost. You might dozhzhichka Lord
sent, and then all the heat so the heat, pour
umuchishsya. I won Valya peppers posohli.
 -I thought so, my guess-happy
Oren, "We are also home to many Chinese,
they trade.
 "And we sell.
 -I have a girlfriend, but you have Max?
 -Nina bestyzhaya, clucking-grandmother-her
hodyut and hodyut, all different, and the market,
and cadets. Every day in the apartment drinking.
 -I do quantum kvondo, "boasts Oren
And reached the second degree.
 Climbed onto the balcony Alexeitch of 28 apartments
and launched a bayan: iiiehhh! Cornet Obolensky, pour the wine!
 -Stash from her stash. And a 10-house man hanged himself, 
tomorrow's funeral. And Sveta Redhead TV bought it, but it 
Vitka in teeth wire inserted.

 -And I collect pictures of envelopes and
stikersy, "I knock.
 -I-beer cans, "confesses Oren. -It
very interesting and informative. I
they have two hundred and forty pieces.
 A son, then they have finished medical school, a week has 
worked as a nurse and a mafia-I went, grid, less than a month 
hurt oneself, these money per hour narabotayu.-rinse 
grandmothers someone's bones. Poe stalls scares people.

 Ugh, Internet word of mouth! I firmly
closed the window. And do not get tired of it every day
daily poshlyatinu chew! Hanged himself, bought
 dried peppers! .. Whether business network! Front, the 
developing country! Skolt here new and superinteresnogo! 
Malaysia, then Canada, Luxembourg! Where would we be

 without the Internet? Would still be the old-fashioned
sat on the bench, played in the ring, and
then-new technology! Investment!
 The whole world is on your monitor!
 We had a talk with Oren about girls, about
beer cans, that when someone stands up and the sun to sit down 
and goodbye.  Then I have to echo conference climbed.

 -Hello! I'm Sean from Ireland and I Ndumba
from Nigeria, we and us even three hundred and forty
man-write the story, each one
proposal without reading the previous ones. Come on
 Max, write something for us, it is
will be a huge project, comprising
mankind on the net!
 I wrote: <Nina pulled a gun and
slapped Alexeyitch as the last scum> and mingled with humanity. 
Then  read what was written before me: horror

What! Phantasm! As in every school in
word and tell another:  looked into
I was in the White House, find out who their president today. 
It turned out that once Clinton in, funny! American text 
mastered: <Quick Look and guess what  cockroach legs>. It 
turned out to seven. Here Again maman was at:

 -Come supper!
 "What, mom, already evening? But I have not yet
breakfast! ..
 -... And last night chasing the dope, this,
Our DOOM-Russia is. After the roof
move out! Maxim, let me turn it off.
 -Nneet!, I howled, body blocking the fragile
technique.
 -Tfu.-wearily retreated mat.-damn
are lost, these networks to them nor bottom, nor
tires. There's like, otorveshsya, here I did not bring, and do 
not wait.  And it is not necessary. And thus avoided. I will 
soon begin to eat from the current web, as a yogi. I Here are a 
couple of days to sit and Amber link:

 -Hello, I can tell. Corwin, as there have
you?
 -Oh, "he replied," potato beetle ate in the teeth of a wire 
inserted ... Sit, in <Mortal Kombat-29> play, stylish

game, not consumer goods for the crowd, and the thing for
connoisseurs. Do you have videoshlem, Max?
 -Yes. I was born there. I kibermen I
at the forefront of the information I have for days
absorbing, I have a RAM-twenty-seven gigabytes.
 What is it? Sandwich? Put it in drive, my hands are busy. Well 
there is not  going crazy with happiness: satellites put into 
orbit and millions of dollars vbuhali then that the two Maltz 
through the mountains and Desert bulling on beer cans! This

 Does not the triumph of progress!? ..
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