Adventurer #10
30 сентября 1999
  Юмор  

Ottyag - Little Red Riding Hood MIX (Fairy Tale for the little ones).

<b>Ottyag</b> - Little Red Riding Hood MIX (Fairy Tale for the little ones).
     (C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir


       Tale for the youngest

I remember as a child said, Mom,
tale to me about "red hat".
I liked the eerie tale,
Especially a place where huge
black redneck at all times zahaval together
(At this point I usually piss ran
tolchek in fear, as
urinary incontinence was a kid I).
Well, a fairy tale so stuck, in my brain
drunken, now you tell me,
everything was in my opinion.

Once there was, fared
in the French village
raspizdyayskaya girl.
Though her ten years of age,
but there was already a nymphet.

Since the mother was opoykoy,
zarabtyvat on the Hawk
accounted for Tiny,
that has successfully turned out,
because podmahivat not difficult
if you like to the same.

Once a birthday
grandmother gave her granddaughter
stylish hat color poppy
that was the outfit in cooler
and do not look obsoskoy
compared with the others.

Well, our nymphomaniac
so pleased with new dress,
Shapchenko that is not removed,
even while fucked.
Since that time she was nicknamed
everyone in the neighborhood "red cap".

Coming as something of the binge,
womb of our heroine
pies and ponalepila
put them in the oven
in order to singe a little bit.
Well, here priperlas daughter
captured the brew,
way with it paid off
for the services of woodcutters.

Zaludivshi stakaninu,
mother remembered the old woman
(Which gave a new thing
eynoy daughter's birthday).
Add to cart Hawk
and adding chibergezu,
attributed told my daughter
Granny Maleny fairing.

Ta, pulled a red cap,
popizdohala doleche,
softly humming a song
bryuhastyh about hippos
of tall trees,
or something like that.

Well, Grandma lived
AKURAT for sawmill
(Which stood for the marsh
Well, so much prevonyuchim,
because the road to the old
krugalyala through the woods).

At that time wolf hungry
hanging around close
from the road on which
Red cap pizdovala.

Was the Wolf with pohmelyugi,
but smelling brew
(Koryachila that girl)
sideways, sideways on the trail
climbed slowly out of the bushes.
Hiding.

Red cap all pizdoshit,
fucking without noticing
that the Wolf Cut,
that one it goes.

"That's booze and Hawk,
and, moreover, itself huyachit
to me directly opohmelku "-
dreaming wolf shameful.

Well, a hat - not lohushka,
prosekla it treason
because she saw
Gray shnobel from the bushes.
Porovnyavshisya with bushes,
said suddenly: "rake,
or call out a lumberjack -
instantly you fucking come. "

Gray immediately peresralsya,
and threw a rotten idea
about weaning brew
(Although the thought of opohmelke
has not disappeared from the brain).
"Where are you, pussy, huyachish?" -
unobtrusive issue
right arrows slung
(Zakosit decided a fool,
that has successfully turned out,
so as to Durkee registered
consisted pizdyuk in life).

"Behold, I pizdohayu to his grandmother,
visit to fart,
because, as soon as the horses
moves old probably. "

The entire alignment prikinuv quickly
(Grandmother, granddaughter, moonshine)
Grey popraschalsya sharply
Cap napizdev of the arrow,
that the bear he has appointed.

Well, while he himself across the marsh
popizdohal directly -
good way through the quagmire
not once rescued
(Jam lumberjacks,
Because it's skin with a wolf
too long to tear like
but could not get,
so as gray was not the Loch).

Cap on all huyachit
(Not feeling the changed)
gathers all the flowers
and puts them in a basket -
grandmother gift bouquet
Tiny wanted,
but did not know that the old woman
they can not stand the smell,
because allergy
it hurts a long time.

And the Wolf already crept
straight to the grandmother's shack,
knocked softly fuck
and is waiting for an answer.
"Who's there?" - Asked Grandma
"It is I, fuck, Red Hat -
ovechaet infamous wolf -
"Brought here brew,
Well, most detsel Hawk,
I mother load ".

Not ryuhnulas on dick granny -
Wolf has a granddaughter,
and sleepily told
gray secret constipation
koy just opened:
Pool TxE Rope - TxE dor of The Open.

And the Wolf at the rope
pulled the fuck -
the door opened ...
Pernut grandmother did not have time,
like in the womb insatiable
was on time.

A couple of times rygnuv enough
wolf paw stroked the belly,
where the grandmother was
in Tselikov state
(Eat like very much,
because the old woman to chew
Gray was zapAdlu).

Here we depart slightly
from the plot of the main theme
and explain the problem,
that pestered the Wolf
years already twenty or more.

As a child, there were three little sisters
y volchishki - razebaya.
The girls were lesbians,
because guys in life
All publicly disliked.
She was beaten by little wolf
very often pidoraski,
and to the same forced
his clothes to wear.
Initially, wept bitterly
poor little volchishka,
but then in these fun
himself to enter small beginnings.
Dresses, fuck, and stockings
dress was without orders ...
because of the wolf has turned
this transvistit.

Because when he grandmother,
old at the time zahaval,
predvaritelno shirt
together with the bonnet ripped off.
Before the mirror in the outfit
fag preen
and quietly lay down
Hat fuck wait.

A naive girl
pripizdohala to the shack,
legonko knocked on the door
and said that she came
that treats, brew
old grandmother dragged,
and well-to inside
her immediate reach.

Wolf pretended old woman
Applying pedrilny voice
immediately told lohushke
complex scheme of constipation.
She grabbed the rope,
pulled that is urine,
Well, the door opened
for mutual fun.

Hat the fuck in the house goes down,
Well, the wolf decimated by his grandmother -
all crawled under the blanket
only a nose sticking out.
Moonshine on a table set up;
poured on the first grandchild
and a glass chibergezu
"Grandma," filed in the bed.

Black fuck stakaninu
at once poured himself a slurp,
and on the spot
asked to pour more.
Cap "Babkino" desire
suddenly sang of course,
and sat down between work
fuck beside the bed.

Spotted girl
that the discrepancy with the old woman -
such as increased fart,
and generally decimated by punk
(Fingernails are dirty, the curves
and by shit stinks hlebalnik).
Of naivete on child
Hats grandmother and asked,
why is the old
hands have grown a little.

Wolf, covering himself with a blanket
replied that it was necessary,
In order to from a glass
nor kapulki not shed.
- Why do you have two ears,
that stick out from under the pillow?
- It's for to hear
how much gurgling pours.
- Why are Zenk that
povylupila fuck?
- It's for to see
what else you do not sebalas.
- Why are my teeth?
It was the last question,
as a wolf without talking
immediately got out of bed and
let's chase the girl,
once to swallow.

Cap, although godkov little
but in a good mother
expressed herself if needed.
Go three-story floor-mat
Gray coated fuck,
and tried sebatsya
through the broken window.
But the Wolf poprovorney,
What little girl was,
dragged her heels
and razzyavivshi ebalo
shoved her into the womb.

At this time lumberjacks
took place between times
by grandmother's hovel.
Heard that disassembly
going on here at times.
Broke fuck all doors,
Wolf immediately saw
and let his sausage
until the gray will not run away.

Wolf, of course, were not given,
but in the end of
Tower ax received.
Lumberjacks once skin
with the wolf decided to fuck off.
Therefore peritoneum wolf
ax at times ripped open,
and then Grandmother and granddaughter
crawled podohuevshi,
Because it peresralis
two specifically pussy fuck.

Here, the joy is understandable,
all drunk in dyupel full.
Peretrahalis course.
Cap all on a pair of sticks,
Well, Grandma perepalo
(What is old, of course,
and could not think).

Thus ended the tale
about a girl - red hat,
what else can I remember,
so, of course, will tell.


               Tkhe End






Other articles:

Authors - The authors of the next issue of the magazine.

Authors - from the authors: room is dedicated to the Petersburg party CHAOS CONSTRUCTION'99.

Presentation - Editor Font Rainbow Font Editor 1.0: a fascinating story of creation.

Presentation - Picture Viewer 1.14: Boot-viewer, graphics poderzhkoy ZX-ZIP archives.

Presentation - SpectrumGuide v2.0b: program for design assistance for its programs to produce newspapers, magazines and other things ...

Presentation - Turbo Debugger: demo version of the new monitor / debugger for a computer ZX-Spectrum.

Interface - letters from readers: A new version of Worms, refinement of QUILL, the need for articles on creating games, Poke to games are known for, the glitch in programs, etc.

Interface - report CPU with CC'999.

Interface - the problem of choosing a home computer: "Is Amiga Rulez?" (Continued)

Interface - a success story Apple Macintosh.

Interface - Ironman talks about the musicians an electronics: Tomas Heckmann, Maurizio, Joey Beltram, Fumiya Tanaka, Chigago Electro.

System - an overview of system software: E-Mage Work Station, Sprite Editor, X-DOS, Chunks Graphics Editor, Firestarter Viewer, Steep Format, XAS 9.10, Exhume.

SS'99 - Interview: Dude / Diogen (authors of the journal Voyager).

SS'99 - Interview: Kvazar / RUSH (editor Polesie) and leader of the Samara spektrumistov MMA (Unbeliever).

SS'99 - Interview: Wlodeck Black (organizer Funtop'98) and MMA.

SS'99 - Interview: Wolf / Rage (authors Games Monsterland and Mist).

SS'99 - Interview: XL-Design (creators of the magazine ZX-Format).

SS'99 - Interview: Vyacheslav Mednonogov / Copper Feet (the Black Raven 2).

SS'99 - Interview: Volga Soft.

SS'99 - Interview: SerzhSoft (winner of 4k).

SS'99 - Interview: Random / CC (weak excuses about oragnizatsii SS'99).

SS'99 - the interview: Real Masters (on the demo and future projects).

SS'99 - Interview: Digital Reality (past and future projects).

SS'99 - Interview: Paul Pavlov (creator of the site Virtual TR-DOS).

Promotion - adventyurnaya game "Souls of Darkon".

Exchange of experience - gamemaking: to create games for example, "Full Shit".

Exchange of experience - a library of mathematical procedures: (Work with IEEE numbers) Addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, cosine and sine.

Exchange of experience - Preset the 5.25 drives.

Novella - on mativam Spectrum games.

Ottyag - "Tuk, pull!"

Ottyag - Ilya Hanonovich Steiner: the real delusion of a real person from the USSR.

Ottyag - "I love my job," the seller of alcohol.

Ottyag - Little Red Riding Hood MIX (Fairy Tale for the little ones).

Ottyag - Terminator 3.5 or urinating day 2.

News - Spectrum news from Rybinsk.

Advertising - listing of Ironman and other spektrumistov.


Темы: Игры, Программное обеспечение, Пресса, Аппаратное обеспечение, Сеть, Демосцена, Люди, Программирование

Similar articles:
Presentation - On the new game genre Adventure - "Talisman".
Miscellaneous - On the ZX networks and not only ...
Notes programmer - univkrsalnaya library for working with graphics from Vyacheslav Mednonogova - Graphic Library v1.1

В этот день...   21 November