Adventurer #10
30 сентября 1999
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Ottyag - Ilya Hanonovich Steiner: the real delusion of a real person from the USSR.

<b>Ottyag</b> - Ilya Hanonovich Steiner: the real delusion of a real person from the USSR.
     (C) Elf


     What you read below is not some contrived nonsense,
this is the real delusion of a real person, the
which I have here a little talk. His name is
Ilya Hanonovich Steiner. In appearance it about 50-60 years. He 
is known for a lot of the older generation, as famously that in 
Soviet times at demonstrations ran to the podium and began to 
push speech for what later was punished. KGB

put him in a psychiatric hospital for anti-Soviet
propaganda. Man he's not stupid
has two degrees, and, in my opinion, on the grounds of his 
mental faculties, he and a little crazy in his old years. I met 
him at the hotel Rybinsk, where he worked Vadik Voschenikin

security guard, we sometimes hang out there, drinking
vodka, and Ilya Hanonych constantly watched
there is a TV and talked to people. All
hotel guests (who have lived there, though
a few days), administration and whores
it already knows, and often listen to the evening of his 
speech. When I listened to it, realized that it would be pretty 
interesting material for our magazine, and nothing

hiding, "said Ilya Hanonychu that would
would write his speech on tape. He was not
against, quite the contrary. He advised me
go to Moscow and sell it by some politicians for 10-15 thousand 
dollars, well and he himself do not need much - enough

5%. I, of course, all agreed with him, as he promised after the 
successful sale of this speech to say again and again to secure 
a comfortable old age, and me too. Once he learned that

I am a student, he said: "You can give
listen to this speech to their fellow students, and
if you have any questions, and I
pay some money, then I can come
and to the teachers and students of all
to explain. "What you read is only a faded print a copy of
that he uttered to me, those who heard
we will understand. The text is not possible to transfer all 
the tone and expression with which it was said. I want to add 
that Elijah was the book "The Moon over the City Committee, 
which he burned in a fit of rage on that no one understands his 
entire apartment according to eyewitnesses filled with books, 
and his speech, he rehearses every day in the morning. Older 
people still I remember his speech and talk about

his various stories, such as about the fact
as he shot the women, with his abilities
It was not very difficult, as it can get just about anybody. So 
read and perhaps later on you will be able

to get the audio version.


     (C) Ilya Hanonovich Steiner

     (C) Miguel / CPU


     Due to erratic, accursed, demonic, destructive, suicidal 
for us - for those diabolical, barbaric, bandit living six

billion people of planet Earth in two hundred
small, medium, large, and osobokrupnyh
sverkrupnyh States and by erratic, damned, diabolic, gang 
boundaries between these states six billion people of planet 
Earth defeated, dismembered, split into two hundred small, 
medium, large, osobokrupnyh and super-groups, which are in

promiscuous, damn, insane, destructive, suicidal, devilish
barbarous, gangster constructing each
against each other. That is thanks to this construction, three 
billion working men and women on hundreds of thousands of 
chemicals, military, metallurgy, shipbuilding, tank, aircraft, 
artillery, of shell, pereplavilnyh, weapons, ammunition, steel, 
automotive, tractor, pipe mills, giving all his strength, all 
his faculties, all their knowledge, their experience, the whole

your mind, all his talent, all his mighty titanic energy, make 
a binary, chemical, shrapnel, explosive, incendiary, 
betonoboynymi, armor-piercing, thermite, napalm, radiological,

biological, bacteriological, beam, neutron, laser, hydrogen, 
nuclear weapons, possessing small, medium, large, huge, 
gigantic, colossal, soil, break, breaks up, split, break down, 
and all sweeping in the way of force, with the savage kind of 
run out of these plants and start wildly fighting for a piece 
of sausage, bottles wine, a loaf of bread and cabbage. AND

FIGHT conviction. Thus, the three billion driving the 
productive power of the world not only brings no good people, 
but their dirty work abnormal soil all over the world air 
barbarian ax chopped wood and the world soil all over with a 
ruthless reshitelnitsu ... uh-uh ... ruthless reshitelnitsu ... 
STRONGLY world water. And why are they make weapons of enormous 
destructive power? And to nourish and strengthen fire power of 
the six world hungry ... hordes. The first is called the 
multitude of the world land forces of the world, the second is 
called the multitude of world-missile air defense complex 
world, Third world plundering horde called the world's air 
force army in the world, the fourth predatory world horde 
called the world navy of the world, the fifth predatory world 
horde called military space forces in the world and the sixth 
predatory horde world called World Army

communication. The six are charged extortionate
world hordes powerful, unbeaten in
seemingly indestructible, and the first
view a giant fire-hydrogen atomic sverhchudovischem, which is 
called binary-chemical high-explosive fragmentation,

incendiary, betonoboynymi, piercing,
thermite, napalm, radiological,
biological and bacteriological, Beam, neutron, laser, powerful, 
seemingly invincible and unconquerable At first glance the 
world of the hydrogen-atom FANTOMAS-killers. These six hungry 
hordes are half a world war. Thus, three and a half billion 
people do not do any good. 

     Polumilliardnaya group that does not
willing to do this dirty deed, is engaged in pocket and 
burglary, theft of public and private citizens' property, 
forgery of money, checks, receipts, carjacking, robbery, 
robbery, looting, fires, violence and razoreniemi, assault

health, honor and dignity and sacred right of private property 
of citizens. And their actions are becoming more daring, more 
violent, more ruthless, more ruthless, all more motivated and 
more focused, more cohesive, all more disciplined and more 
organized. Thus, the four billion people on planet Earth, do 
not bring no benefit.


     On the taming of the savage, the damned,
demonic, destructive, suicidal
for us - for people living on the planet
Earth, bandit, pirate, looting
actions of this group polumilliardnoy
criminals thrown polumilliardny police apparatus of the world, 
in which the disposal has thirty thousand of detention centers 
and prisons, where conducted multiday thorough interrogations

addiction, and a hundred thousand chemicals,
military, metallurgy, shipbuilding, tank, aircraft, artillery, 
of shell, pereplavilnyh, tube, carbon black, cable, car and 
tractor factories, where this Group held 
politikovospitatelnaya, cultural and educational, 
punitive-correctional labor. Subsequently, the band went into 
the mines, quarries, felling and mines. Thus, four

a half billion people of planet Earth
serve no useful purpose.

     Half a billion people in the world ... on
Earth suffered the strongest disease ear nose and throat, 
mouth, liver, kidney and crawling with diarrhea and vomiting 
from bath to the sofa and are retired.

Thus, the five billion people of planet Earth does not do any 
good, and Only a small group polumilliardnaya

honest workers did not have time to feed, clothe, shoes, light 
and built again this voracious, especially gluttonous, 
superprozhorlivuyu, SVERHPROZHORLIVUYU Five Billion BOILER 
seriously ill Barbarians and criminals, torturers and killers, 
pirates and robbers, Karabas Barabas, Fantômas, karamorov and 
the Black Sea, tops, mother, passengers trump fraerov, 
pickpockets, burglars and Buyanov, Tupac OMAROV, HEZBOLLAHOV, 
the Liberation Tigers of AMILLY LAMA, the Khmer Rouge, HUN WAY 
beans and other eagles from the chicken coop. 

     Above all ... over this polumilliardnoy group ... uh-uh 
... Groups ... uh-uh ... Five Billion group of four people to 
fly an old man, called the presidents of France, China, the 
United States, Russia, and one old woman (England). These four 
old man, crawling with diarrhea from the bath to the sofa, have 
svergigantskuyu, sverhispolinskuyu, sverhbespritsedentnuyu, 
sverhneobyatnuyu, sverhastronomicheskuyu and fantastic power 
over six billion people of planet Earth,

squeezing the handles of suitcases with trembling
nuclear button, and his or suspicion, by mistake or cursed 
nature, cursed by mistake computers or JUST FOR Booze is one of 
the oldies clicks button. In the next few hours the village, 
hamlet villages and beautiful cities become

small, medium, large, very large,
extra-smoky dump, where six
billion people of planet Earth will be torn ... lay broken in 
pieces, and everything will be legal and everything is correct. 

     Russian people as they say: Live and
and learn and the fool will die. Hence twenty centuries lived 
twenty centuries studied and a fool and die? Why would these 
thousands of institutes, universities, general

prosecutors, parliaments and congresses? For
that all turned into a landfill? NO!
And no again!

     I as the spokesman of the mighty sorry for thirty years 
creating a powerful government half a million red giant, which 
will pull on the shoulder all the peoples of the world from the 
deepest abyss military-political uncertainty

to rally them around and turn to
merciless determination barking friend
against one another and pointless rushing each
against other nations into a single six billion people-a giant, 
people-a giant, nation-builder, narodpreobrazovatel,

people-creator narodstroitel new light, joyful, clean, rich and 
beautiful life. In this chapter People will not stand the king, 
not a king, not governor, not an emperor, not the head of a 
formidable military-industrial complex, not the president and 
the federal Chancellor, and our own half a million 
rabochekrestyansky, Farmer-engineering, Library teacher, 
torgovoprodovolstvenny, culinary and food processing, 
slurry-skotobazny government supergiant Antikiller, who built a 
powerful hand, six billion people of planet Earth, to build 
them into a single mighty ranks, bring up this operation in top 
offensive spirit and lead the battle in a fiery, giant 
hydrogen-atom sverhchudovische, which is called 
binary-chemical, high-explosive, incendiary, betonoboynymi, 
piercing, thermite, napalm, radiological, biological and 
Bacteriology, Beam, neutron, laser, powerful, unbeaten in 
seemingly indestructible, and the first World opinion of the 
hydrogen-atom FANTOMAS-killers. Thanks p. .. thanks t. .. uh-uh 
... and workers of all countries under excellent leadership of 
the half million red giant, has not yet happened and the last 
great tragedy of the world would rush to the anti-aircraft 
missile complexes, with merciless determination defang

Half a million atomic and hydrogen bombs, with
ruthless determination to invest in
pyatdesyat thousands of nuclear power plants around the world. 
Thus, a huge fire sverhchudovische called hydrogen-atom 
FANTOMAS-killers, who threatened turn all the cities in the 
world in giant landfill, and we break into pieces, will be

We illuminate, heat and comfort,
now only if we break out the great
sigh of relief, we feel great
freedom from worry and anxiety, we
will be roomy and joyfully on heart, we
find ourselves under the mighty control
supervision, care and under the jurisdiction of the half 
million red sverhmoguschestvennoy government purely labor 
supergiant, which will make us mighty hand of strangers in 
their own, and under his excellent leadership to begin serious, 
but joyful, combined and joint, severe, continual, creative and 
innovative, planned and prepared, coherent, coordinated, 
purposeful and meaningful, necessary and inevitable for us - 
for people living on planet earth, conscious and creative, 
dedicated and beautiful, heroic and the heroic construction of 
a new, bright, cheerful, clean, rich and beautiful life, and we 
will create the greatest wealth, the greatest luxury 
prekrastnuyu grand grand culture and We know invincible at first

look and a rock at first glance
science - to live together, not in Belarus, not
Ukraine, not in Guatemala, not in America,
Not in China, not Japan, not in Mangolia,
not in Sweden, not England, not France, and
not in Italy, not Spain, but in a beautiful, grand, majestic, 
unbending, heavy-duty, extremely hard as Soviet high-alloy 
steel, inflexible, heavy-duty, extremely hard as German 
high-alloy krupovskaya Steel and inflexible, heavy-duty,

superhard as the U.S. high-alloy steel Ford, legal,
democratic, classical, secular,
civilized, workers' labor, centralized power in the world, 
where would six billion people live forever-hero-giant!



              HAPPY END.






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Exchange of experience - Preset the 5.25 drives.

Novella - on mativam Spectrum games.

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Advertising - listing of Ironman and other spektrumistov.


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