Adventurer #10 30 сентября 1999

Юмор

Ottyag - Terminator 3.5 or urinating day 2.

     - I can not, so let me at least suck you? Me pleasure - 
Sara tried to unbutton his pants pants terminator.


     - Do not. - Terminator pulled back
and handed Sarah remote control lift. - I'd rather drink 
something. 

     John immediately naganashil liter tehnyagi,
benefit nearby, he noticed a few barrels of alcohol. Cyborg 
nahlabuchil booze, belched, zanyuhal sleeve black leather 
jackets and took for svisayuschiyu over Domna chain.


     Terminator slowly descended to the surface of molten 
metal, soon He began to sink, when above the left one # bach, 
he thought, that should have made a farewell gesture.


     - Why is it us quotient shows?
- John was genuinely surprised.

     - Here is the same in the mouth sneeze-puff, again with a 
drunken mess of everything! - It was the last thought the 
terminator. 


     Nagryanuvshie soon cops, too
had begun to fuck each other, but
Command who raschuhav chip, sent the
detachment in gas masks. Over the next
three hours they found copulating
people in the funniest places, all at once
also handcuffed and shove
by ambulances arrived.
It soon became clear that Sarah and John Connor managed to 
escape. 


     Mulder walked down the hall hospital - it
Scully decided to visit, which came to
travmotologicheskoe compartment with easy
damage to internal genital organs.
So how to find a man at a factory it is not
failed, it used as a phallus lever magnetic crane
but too overzealous with this occupation.

     - Hello! How are you feeling? -
asked Mulder.

     - Even better ... But you know me
think we were very close ...

     Mulder began to frantically recall
where they could fuck.

     - ... to the truth. - Graduated from Scully.



     2029


     Petrushka awoke with a hangover. Include
computer, he sent a soap Vaska. Outside, spring sun was shining 
and the roar was heard overflying Hover-buses. The screen 
blinked his Amig'i fun. 

     - Message sent! - Happily
reported Workbench Internet Explorer. Waiting
further guidance.

     At all spaces of the Internet is no longer
was not a single program produced
Microsoft ...


                 The end


                 maybe ...


     P. S. Thank breweries
"Baltika", "Sun Brewing, Yarpivo, brewery Tver, Rybinsk Brewery 
- for all the beer that was drunk at the time

composing this opus, similar to the anus. Thank you my dear for 
Braga, which I also used in a literary process, ie to 90% of 
this essay was written in the total alcohol stupor.



             I'll be back ...