Report - a secret report from Hidden part ASCII 2001.

<b>Report</b> - a secret report from Hidden part ASCII 2001.

                 HIDDEN PART

(C) NoViSeT / BrC Izhevsk


  Inspired by and at the same time a bit
sick people who stood near the central
entrance to the club, do not hurry to leave.
Everyone was waiting for each other, the participants exchanged 
greetings and a firm handshake. And yet, as we do not want to 
leave, but I had to. Waiting for the collection of the Whole 
Sarapulsky and Neftekamsk spektrumistov, it was decided a 
little sneak around the city and to conduct reviews. 

  We went to the city center,
as well as non-resident overcame a terrible
hunger, then, combining business with pleasure,
we have also examined the local beauty and along the way eatery.

  It was found that a relatively small
way from the club, "The Mechanic" to Midtown
a fairly decent number of possible small cafes, each of which 
is fortunate enough to experience the presence of our cheerful 
company. Of course, a long time we did not stay there, popyaliv 
eyes to the range proposed products and its price, we will

Each time they came to the conclusion that the
longer, we stray in search of "reinforcements", the higher 
prices. And although this trip was quite burdensome and even 
all of us in joy, as humorist Dj Max did not stop to let all 
sorts of tricks, but did not leave feeling hungry visitors for 
a moment, and even bought subsequently a small bag of nuts

nearly led to a nervous breakdown bought
it Merlin'a (from Sarapul), since all
immediately attacked and nearly severed nuts
with my hands:).

  Time was getting on toward evening, and it can be
be understood by the presence in the cafes of persons
a not entirely sober: in the first eatery at the entrance we 
were met by a barely standing feet girl and invited all 
arranged, but as this was an elite cafe, where mostly local 
hang vorotily (gangsters that is:), prices for us there was not 
staged, and we hurried away. 

  In the second it was bearable, almost was not
drunk, but there was no availability, and prices are biting 
here, therefore we went further. In five steps we expect the 
third "Hangout" where drunks were still more, and

even the "creeping out" of her two "Gopa" evokes a feeling of 
pity, why I personally concluded that both can not drink! 

  And here we are at the heart of our city. I must say that the 
Centre - is one of the most interesting parts of Izhevsk, so

as soon as you can see how to get on absolutely all the 
elements of a modern city, here you can see the entire problem 
and concerns of the homeless life, who scurry about everywhere 
in the Hunt for the bottles:) You can also

trace the hard work of shopkeepers,
how cleverly they give light weight, cheated and
rubbing:). And, oddly enough, among all
This, coupled with its numerous shops
and signs, as well as all the time somewhere
rushing experiencing, zlyaschihsya and annoying people, you can 
see the building, are architectural values, which are built at 
the beginning of last century. And now at this moment in mind 
prihoit thought, but why all this, why rush, rush, overcome 
life barriers that, in fact, we ourselves and

erect when you can just statuesque stand aloof from all around, 
and absorb while ... It seems silly to it, and yet as we would 
like to even it were not for all of the above, although used a 
small part, was true. But alas, yes, okay. 

  Walking a little through the city center,
We finally found a place that hudobedno acceptable to everyone. 
It was a little cafe, where there were almost no people, no

Considering three skinheads. Range
the products offered here was small,
but all that is needed for complete happiness,
thank God, was present, ie beer, pies and dumplings:). Each 
currently has ordered that found it necessary: visiting more 
edible, well, we together with Pix'om - on beer and Patty (RTD 
accompanied DISCIPLINE immediately after the party unnoticed in 
English rolled back).


   The situation has gradually become more
more relaxed, and in the middle of the action,
as always, Max, recounting all of us
his life and beyond. Time passed, beer
Toward the end, pies have already begun perevarivatsya, for 
submitting reviews inexorably was coming in ...


   Having finished up and drank it all, it was decided
move towards the station, from which
soon had to depart to their home spaces
Sarapul and Neftekamsk boys ...

   And, whether in a fatal accident, whether
on someone's goodwill, not having to withdraw and
50 meters from the cafe, we all of a sudden
faced with Glazovsky sceners, more precisely, those of them who 
have not yet departed side of the house, and this, neither more 
nor less were Screamer and Surv! vor accompanied

a pair of local People who once had relevance to ex-LFG. The 
names of the latter, unfortunately, is not allowed to remember 
already begun fermentation process pivosoderzhaschaya liquid

way it was in us from Pix'om not much, but
weakened by the constant body radiation
categorically and softened by this percentage of alcohol.

  Immediately said goodbye to sarapulchanami and
neftekamchanami, we joined the Glazovsky comrades and hurrying 
off to have stavshememu native cafe, from which

Five minutes ago, we threw the fate:).

   Unfortunately, with our new companions
this place had no taste, and hesitated a moment or two near the 
entrance, we headed in an unknown direction,

wondering where to spend the recently received for winning the 
money ... 

  A little, it became clear that
Surv! Vor not specifically configured to spree, the
more than that to hang with painted flipcharts with ASCII was 
not much fun, and Surv goes toward the house, especially since 
he was nearby, and five of us left. Without losing the power of 
the spirit, we went further. Sitting in a cafe they did not 
like, therefore, it was a historical decision

buy beer and go the old-fashioned, pure
in stsenerski, to the nearest deserted
entrance:).

   When he reached the first grocery store
and bought a beer, a staircase decided not to go
but always in the shop, especially for this purpose there were 
all conditions ... And it began ... Discussions, debates, 
gossip and Other interesting things. Within 20 minutes of beer 
will affect everyone, especially Screamer'a, why the latter 
went and bought chips, which are all in unison, and eat:). 

   Alcohol consumption is gradually giving
themselves felt, and soon will ask the outside, and then it 
turned out the worst: the very crowded area in the center of 
the city, frankly there is no institutionalized venue for 
obscene ritual:). 

   In search of a toilet fate brought us into
a quiet corner, just near the police station:), but even this
We could not stop to realize our plans. It is convenient to 
getting up and was preparing to start, we heard the cry of foul 
grandmother near the windows of the house which we intend to

relieve themselves. Grandma did not want to understand what and 
spektrumisty need periodic release of waste raw materials, and 
all uncivilized and cursed threatened to call police.


   According to heed the old lady, we instantly ran away, who 
where, and yet, standing nearby, made his wet work, continuing 
listen to polite requests (if the mat is polite:) an elderly 
woman. Perhaps from my words that sounds not so fun

but, believe me, it looked more than
cool ...

   So, well fertilized soil, we again
hit the road, completely surrendering
will of our lower limbs, again leading in the direction of the 
club. Having a bit of force at the time left your humble 
servant, and under the influence of spring slippery roads, pre 
vzmyv in the sky, I'm a wild crashed down, nearly breaking his 
neck. But spektrumisty - tenacious people, and I've been 
through again, immediately followed in a circle of 
acquaintances. Then, after passing over 200 meters and standing 
by the road to obmozgovat further plan of action, we heard a 
female voice, questioning, are we not accidentally drop the 
watch? Persistently she looked, I immediately recognized his 
property. It turned out that the fall was so strong that it 
cracked shaft, fastening steel strap to the clock, because of 
which the latter was dropped, and watch quietly for insane 
consciousness, flocking to the floor. 

   Delighted at the presence in our city
conscious element (or elementki:) and
poblagadariv it, we decided pay a visit
the apartment of Surv'u and immediately realize this
brilliant idea to life ...

   Here we are already at the closed entrance and
cry nick nice sceners, and after 5
minutes, he goes with us in an unknown direction towards any 
trading beer establishments. 

  A little on the winding path, we were not far from the desired
our institution, and here at the time of our ways
dispersed, as all went inside, and we
now together with Pix'som again went
seek out and find a place for the Blessed
rasslabona (piss, in general, have gone:). In
glorious time of the ritual we again caught
pun, since we are almost caught
in the adult form of the charming predstavitelnytsy fairer sex, 
but, thank God, we turn away in time:) (was also funny words, 
it does not pass:). 

   Paying tribute to the earth-mother, we followed the rest of 
spektrumistami, but anything interesting in the store was not.

Pix elicited e-mail at Screamer'a, in order to establish close 
contact with him, but, as experience has shown, none of this 
worthwhile did not work, nor the one letter no response

come.

   After leaving the store, we are off again
side of the house Surv'a. Getting up at an intersection,
Speaking of that Surv'u with Screamer'om More results from 
party to count, Yes, and the mood is not exactly what we

parted, finally, purely in stsenerski
:) Goodbye. We'll see you will not soon,
but surely see each other, and perhaps at the next party ... 
Izhevsk 

   That's about as interesting was to
our day March 31, 2001 ...