Tales - Visiting catsoft.

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By:  D.J. KOT (C) 02/17/2002     
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  I remembered yesterday that I had already
I haven't shaved for over two months!  :)
I went to the mirror, looked, and decided
- I need to shave this beard! :) At the same time
trim your mustache ;) Here.  Lathered up
So, with shaving cream, well, I shaved it off
Screw this beard!                       
  What were you thinking? It's all about
that's not what it's about. And she'll go about
what...                                  
  I was sitting at home last night, there was no one
I’m touching it when suddenly Kotsoft calls.
You probably already guessed that he
suggested? No, no! Of course not
drink!  :) He offered to come to him
to visit in order to discuss some important
programmatic questions :) And so,
casually, mentioned that he has 3
liters of beer, but there is no one to drink them; alone,
Of course, I don't want to :)            
  Thinking that I've been around for quite some time
I didn't have time to go anywhere, I decided
go.  In addition, Kotsoft asked
bring Horrorword :)                  
  Wellwhat?  I've arrived. Kotsoft just
recorded music from a tape recorder
program "Good night, kids" :)
This action took place in the kitchen. On
a certain madam was sitting on the sofa and watching
cartoon :) I joined the viewing.
In general, everyone sat and watched together
cartoon :) Then the treasured one lost
the melody that Kotsoft was waiting for, and that’s all
went to the room.                  
  In the room I noticed a large number
boards and radio components - as later
it turned out that Kotsoft collects
fancy mixing console.          
 I solemnly presented two
floppy disks, Kotsoft was still surprised why
two?  Is it really Horrorword on two discs?
supplied?  :) On the second disk, on
in fact, there were several Mouzons,
which I brought to listen to
professional, but, as it turned out, he had
there are no necessary wires for
connecting the computer to the tape recorder.  B
in general, there was no sound, as well as
red on the monitor :)           
  Horrorword was successfully copied.    
  This is the official part
ends :)                        
  Then Kotsoft suggested that we
You may not know this lady. What
was not far from the truth :) How
It turned out that the lady's name is Verunchik ;)       
  The beer was in the refrigerator in the kitchen.
Kotsoft's daddy is there toocooked for myself
food ;) and it would be undesirable for him
I noticed this very beer.  Therefore we decided
wait a couple of minutes.  During this time
Kotsoft scrolled through several standing pe-
Senok, I especially remember this one:      
                                        
dos,                                    
black veil                          
screen enveloped                            
this dos.                               
mouse,                                   
lost its shape,                         
suddenly became                             
square mouse.                       
I closed the window,                          
ninety-fifth                         
Mazday                               
windowand installed dos                          
just pure DOS,                      
and I realized - happiness,                      
here it is!                                
                                        
tears on glasses,                         
strange glasses,                          
or maybe tears                           
on the face.                                
dos cleared everything                        
everything that was superfluous                    
I have                                  
on drive C:                            
I pressed F8,                             
and cheerful norton                        
deleted for me                              
all in a row:                             
megabytes so forty,                     
or even more                        
or maybe                           
sixty...                           
                                        
  Several were also listened to
phonograms for their KVN, so
In this regard, I would like to note that KVN's,
on TV, compared to those
that they pass through, they simply suck.       
  The wait was quite long,
after which Kotsoft could not stand it and
I brought beer.   Verunchik :) he
allocated the largest glass for myself -
smaller one, and a mug for me! :)            
  Traditionally, I put forward the idea that
What a fight against drunkenness, that you need to stop drinking,
well, etc.  To which Kotsoft replied that
the man is not a cactus, and he needs to drink :)))
I was also given an illustrated
Kamasutra :) and playboy magazine :))) By
Regarding the first, I can only say this:
that the book seemed to me
gloomy, and playboy represented
a thick magazine consisting of almost
100%from advertising!  Who reads these?
interesting? There were, of course, photographs and
those same long unfolding ones, but
the models there are too scary! :-|      
  Here.  We basically started drinking beer.
As it turned out, this beer was a week ago
brought Gunfighter :)                     
  Along the way, it turned out that I
absorbed this beer faster than anyone else, that's why
about Kotsoft introduced me as
prominent representative of Limenda and noticed
that "this person suggests quitting
drink?!" :))))                           
  The beer was cold, and like Kotsoft
noticed, self-possessed :) Throughout
the whole drinking process, we many times
remembered Gunfighter with good words and
We were very sorry that he was not with us. B
I mean, he was at work :)             
  At the beginning of the process of drinking Kotsoft
suggested that we sit down more :) What, in
in general, and it was done, otherwise at first
Verunchik was sitting at one end of the sofa, I
- on the other, and Kotsoft - on the chair :)
He remarked to Verunchik that “Macros you
won't eat, but if he starts to eat, then I'll eat you
I won't give it away" :))                           
  Here.  Well, in general, Kotsoft told
about a fun student life :)))     
  The beer was not bad, apparently, alcohol
they didn’t regret going there, everyone felt very happy
fun.   Here Kotsoft got it because
beds... What were you thinking? Half a liter!Well, he says, that’s it... Just in case
case!  :) If you drink this, then it’s better
do this in Limenda.                   
  It was in vain that he remembered this :) Because
from that moment I began to agitate everyone
for a trip to visit us and continue
banquet there :) Apparently, everyone is happy with this
got it :)                               
  Verunchik said that she has a strict
dad, and he won't let her go. Now if only
he was on a business trip, and so... :)      
  It should be noted that in the process
drinking occurred so-called
smoke breaks.  This is expressed by going to
corridor with the purpose of smoking :) Verunchik on
this time the Kama Sutra was awarded :)
during these smoke breaks there was an opportunity
talk about your manly affairs and about
projects as we go :) I'm more
degree encouraged him to come to us,
to which Kotsoft said that, they say,
Verunchik is studying in the ninth grade, where
will she go?   And one is not happy :)
He promised to come next week
necessarily.                            
  Here.  Well, of course, there were many
fun moments, in general, I think, party
can be considered a success.                
  Then it was time for the last one
the bus I was supposed to take
leave.  My comrades decided to accompany me
to the stop. We're walking down the street,
which is secondary
towards the onealong which they walk
buses and adjoins it under direct
corner, and we see how it passes there
bus! Kotsoft immediately noticed - look,
Macros, your bus!  I didn't believe it
looked at the clock - there is still time, 5
minutes.  Upon arrival at the Kotsoft stop
assured that it was really
last bus, and I have a watch
are lagging behind.   Like this!  And I'm on the bus
I'm late.                                
  I decided to walk on foot :) (in
a joke, of course :) but Kotsoft assured
that it would be better to spend the night with him.    
  We escorted Verunchik home, on the way back
We bought some beer along the way.  Home Kotsoft
prepared shells (or horns? pasta,
in a word) with sausage, the food turned out to be
very tasty, so they cut everything down!
We drank beer, some fire water,
watched some movie, then it was
decided to go to bed.  They made a bed for me
sofa, and then I fell asleep.             
  My internal clock woke me up at 15
minutes to the first bus. I woke up
Kotsofta, we said goodbye, and off I went
to the stop.                           
  I love early morning and late evening.
I stood and simply admired the city. Via
10 minutes later the bus arrived, well
I went home.  Crowds on the bus
it was not at all small as I expected, but
still there was one place for me, sitting
on which Iarrived safely
at home.                                   
  Everyone was asleep at home and I had nothing
All that remained was to fall asleep too.
At first I didn’t want to sleep, at night
slept well, but then fell asleep on
a couple of hours.                           
  That's how things are :)                     
  What conclusions will we draw from everything?
this?                                  
  The first conclusion is traditional: you need to drink
throw.                                
  Conclusion two: it is a continuation
the topics of the first and can be formulated
similarly.                             
  Conclusion three: sleep is still better
at home.  Now I understand what I was talking about
Kotsoft, telling how after our
party's owl is going home in the morning :)           
 Well, that's all!