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28 февраля 2003 |
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Life outside the Spectrum - Today I bought myself a SecondHande a brand new jacket!
JACKET (C) Flexx Today I bought myself a SecondHande a brand new jacket! She won my heart. This is the best jacket I had ever worn. On the back is embroidered with red thread "Reebok". And this very good company. Least because the firm poshila this beautiful jacket. A whole year I saved up for this jacket. I'm not wasting so much time. I worked for thirty cents a week. And this jacket - My most expensive purchase. Teper, I'll wear her whole life. Oh, how nice to have just such a jacket. It has two pockets! In these pockets, I put the stones that have collected on the seashore. I'll be in the evening to pull out these stones and in debt to admire them. And then put it back in his favorite jacket and clothe it. Yes, I'll put these precious pockets all their wrappers! It's so nice! And in my new jacket is wadded podstezhka on shiny buttons! With this podstezhkoy no frost in winter are not terrible. And in the summer it saves you from direct sun Rays! It was a miracle-jacket. A month later I was the accumulation of money and buy myself a hood for this jackets. After all, every night I go into this very SecondHand and I admire this hood. And so long dreaming, not to notice how I shouted: "Shop is closed!" Hey You! "Fool!" You've half-day here you are! ". Again, I go home full of dreams of This glorious hood. But perhaps I'll come back to the story of his jacket. This is the most wonderful thing in the world! And, perhaps it bore some very nice man. He has a lot of money. Therefore, he can afford such luxury. He is a billionaire! He banks on account the hundreds of billions. He often rests in Hawaii, he has a lot of girls. The most beautiful girl in the world! And the girls are crazy him. And because girls like baleen men, it is necessary mustached man. He has blue eyes, he was blond. Walks in the gray shorts, but is limping on his left foot - trauma experienced in childhood. He is a big fan of collecting butterflies and just drags by Elvis Presley. As a child, his mother always told him: "Well enough have to watch these Teletubbies! You have nineteen!. "He loves children, and his big red machine. And bolshoybolshoy closet full of the same jackets. Lots and lots of jackets. But the one I'm wearing, best of all! She was very dear to him, and he said to himself that if he again begins to drink heavily, then he will have to part with this jacket. But bad luck has played a cruel joke on him. He drank as pig, and agreed to sell drugs drunk. A few years later he became a drug lord. Behind him stood a staggering number of homicides. It was he who killed my grandfather War! He is a fascist! Nit! Such as cancer, he should be shot in the town square. And I'm not going to wear that stupid jacket, whether it damned! I'd freeze from the cold than I will wear it! Exactly! I tear it into small pieces. First, tear off the sleeves, then disposal gate, tear off those nasty pockets and padded podstezhku seldom scissors, I will lay it across the room, so it was a lot of fluff. Then gather it all in a pile and burn them in the yard together with leaves. Farewell, jacket!
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