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Nicron #36
29 мая 1997 |
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Humor - anecdotes.
Delealan Trying to cope with the vending of cigarettes in the hotel lobby, a young man accidentally hit an elbow in chest passing by a pretty girl. - I bear the most profound apologies - he says it - but if Your heart is as soft as your breast, you me probably, I'm sorry. - I forgive you, - she responds with smile - and if everything else you have as hard as your elbow, I live in room 613. A young man sitting at a splendid dinner at an expensive restaurant, persuades the girl to be his girlfriend: - I buy for your home in the city, you will have your own account in bank and credit of the best shops. I will be visiting you a couple of times a week, and together we will pursue weekends. And if it turns out that we made a mistake, we always be able to leave. - It looks very seductive - think, "she said - but as we call our mistake and that I c her then I'll do? A woman complains to the doctor quite inhuman behavior of the husband's sex life: - We have recently involved with it love, and at this moment the bell rang at the door! - And what did he throw you in a moment and went open? - Even worse, doctor ... He dragged me along! - So, furniture and household goods, we divide equally without any scandals. Do you agree? - Sure. - And let's agree that we retain the normal human relations. If the meet, calmly say hello ... - Required. - And at the time of the divorce, we will conduct behave correctly, with no attacks and recriminations. Do you agree? - I agree. - Well, fine. It remains to decide on what day we will assign a wedding ... Michael explains to the judge: - I have to ask a divorce. Before, when I went to work, dog greeted me barking, and his wife brought flip-flops. Now the opposite is true.
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