Nicron #36 29 мая 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

Delealan



   Trying to cope with the vending of cigarettes in

   the hotel lobby, a young man accidentally hit an elbow in

   chest passing by a pretty girl. - I bear

   the most profound apologies - he says it - but if

   Your heart is as soft as your breast, you me

   probably, I'm sorry. - I forgive you, - she responds with

   smile - and if everything else you have as hard

   as your elbow, I live in room 613.



   A young man sitting at a splendid dinner at an expensive

   restaurant, persuades the girl to be his girlfriend: - I

   buy for your home in the city, you will have your own 
account in 

   bank and credit of the best shops. I will be visiting

   you a couple of times a week, and together we will pursue

   weekends. And if it turns out that we made a mistake, we

   always be able to leave. - It looks very

   seductive - think, "she said - but as we

   call our mistake and that I c her then I'll do?



   A woman complains to the doctor quite inhuman

   behavior of the husband's sex life: - We have recently

   involved with it love, and at this moment the bell rang

   at the door! - And what did he throw you in a moment and went

   open? - Even worse, doctor ... He dragged me along!



   - So, furniture and household goods, we divide equally

   without any scandals. Do you agree? - Sure. - And let's

   agree that we retain the normal human

   relations. If the meet, calmly say hello ...

   - Required. - And at the time of the divorce, we will conduct

   behave correctly, with no attacks and recriminations. Do you 
agree? 

   - I agree. - Well, fine. It remains to decide on what

   day we will assign a wedding ...



   Michael explains to the judge: - I have to ask a divorce.

   Before, when I went to work, dog greeted me

   barking, and his wife brought flip-flops. Now the opposite 
is true.