Echo #03
31 марта 1997 |
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interesting letter - Letters from readers containing two different things: - If you burn a floppy drive on the buggy;
Interesting letter ... In this category will be published some letters from our readers, containing the most interesting things. That first letter: --------------------------------------- GOOD DAY (morning, evening, night - delete as applicable)! You wrote some of Heaven Aeroplane Pro Hackers' Dynasty. Once logged on 11 March our raspberries, received from the Chief (call him ICE) another portion of the relative novya among whom discovered and the second Room Echo. Released this publication I do not know why Teshoo the hope that is not late with his decision to answer the questions of your application. Except addition, I want to share information about What to do if you burn discs on buggy drive (if it's someone else interested). To all of the above-described enclose literal translation of the test from the magazine Subliminal Extacy, when he came to you as a prog with the screen saver, drawn from by broken Kempston Mouse (Krysko fell from the table and crumpled insides) here these same trembling Heaven Aeroplane ' ovsky little hands. Stop now upload your bullshit and move on to the case. 1. Recommendations. If you burn your buggy on the drive, or your drive leaves much to be better, then do not swear and throw floppy into the trash bucket. It is possible that the situation will change for the better when the following recommendations (Thanks to a good man to Misha, who told me all this): a) Provide access to the head drive (Remove the top cover of the box, where it's located); b) upload anything diskovosstanavlivayuschee (I used FUT'om and DCU 8.05, more than I liked to use for solving this problem DCU, so that about it and we will continue to speak); c), insert the floppy disk drive buggy; d) select 'Restore Disk' and set the maximum number of attempts (250); d) Once in the recovery process drive "rested" and stuck to kakomlibo sector is very weak, and gently pull his head back and forth, with She (the head) should not get down with the track, which is; e) after a while (sometimes almost immediately) after such manipulations sector will be successfully read; g) Repeat steps d)-e) for the required number of buggy floppy disks. In conclusion, I can only say that This method has been tested by me personally, and not once. In 98% of the disk was cured completely. 2. Test. <<HOW DO YOU in the eyes FRIENDS>>> COPYRIGHT 1994 BLACKSTAR OF CRYPTOBURNERS SPECTRUM CONVERSION BY L.A. OF EXTACY-3 Published electronically JOURNAL SUBLIMINAL EXTACY # 0 COPYRIGHT 1994 EXTACY-3 TRANSFER AND PROCESSING: HEAVEN AEROPLANE OF PRO HACKERS 'DYNASTY This test is what you need. Respected if You are your friends, or be considered complete wretchedness? This test gives you the opportunity to find out. The testing process is very simple. On sheet of paper you write the question number, and next - answer - A, B or C. In Summarize the end of points scored for each answer (how to do it, you'll learn answer all questions.) Yes, and most importantly - no need to very seriously results ... 1. One of your friends has the ability to throw a party for the weekend. Parents get underfoot will not. What Your answer will be? A) I have no friends ... B) I'm sorry, my home work on the throat, but another program to write ... B) Yes, definitely come! 2. At the party you meet awesome Sexy Girls. What will be your first thought? A) In such a beauty for sure is my friend, so that there is nothing to poke! B) With this certainly would have lain. It is a pity that I already have another. B) And she did. Interestingly, I told her like me? 3. Girl (see above) invites you to dance. What would be your response? A) No problem, baby ... B) I? Dance? Well ... B) M-uh-uh-uh-aah ... (Something unintelligible). 4. You dance with a girl from the third question and you start to think that she wants you, because very much to you pressed. Your words (and actions) in this case? A) Say "Excuse me, I need a minute into the bathroom and quickly retituetes from entrenched positions. B) You are very smuschrny, words can not say and try to make it not noticed Your excitement. B) You are, roughly speaking, begins to squeeze and scrambles to her to notice how you're nervous. The treatment ends with a sweet kiss passionately. 5. All the same girl whispers in your ear: "I want you!". What would be your response? A) You do not say anything, because he came in themselves too embarrassed. B) mumbling something unintelligible. B) "You are infected with AIDS?"-You ask. 6. You go home with a car and a steep girl out of the question number five begins massaging your thighs, all the closer and closer to the piquant little town on your athletic body ... A) From the buzz you close your eyes and do not understand why they do not open. It turns out the whole thing on the bus, smudge them on the asphalt. B) You will quickly come to ourselves and settle down. B) Do you recommend a girl to move to more decisive action, such as oral sex. 7. You return home and finds parents in the living room. Your actions in this case. A) Can you imagine a girl her parents. B) You sovrete, saying that together will to solve puzzles in mathematics (note to parents is not kupyatsya - a girl dressed in a oh-oh-oh-ry her short dress and her make-up shines like a rainbow. B) You just go to my room, because advance warning parents that can lead to a girl, and hang a sign "DO NOT DISTURB" on the door of the room. 8. The girl said that they regularly take pills. What will you do? A) All the same, apply a condom to do not pick up something nasty. B) Do not say a word, you fall through with it clothes and take love. B) Pointeresuetes why she does it. 9. The next day at school (university, etc.), friends ask you why You have gone from a party so early. What do you do? A) You tell them the whole truth, and they have believe. B) As in part A), but they screamed with delight and surprise. B) You blush and say nothing. 10. You get a letter from the girl, which met in the second issue. She wrote to you that when you first made love, she was already infected with AIDS. A) You decide that this is a joke, and continue to change girls like sweaty socks, which are dying of AIDS in three months. B) Then you use a condom, and now completely calm. But in vain - the condom was full of holes ... The result - the death of AIDS in three weeks. B) You are viewing the next page letter and know that this is just a joke. Your girlfriend wants to re-experience the joy of communicating with you. Scoring 1. A) -100 6. A) 1 B) 5 B) 0 B) 1 B) 5 2. A) 5 7. A) 3 B) 0 B) 0 B) -3) 5 3. A) 5 8. A) 4 B) 0 B) 5 B) -3) -1 4. A) 0 9. A) 1 B) -1 B) 5 B) 5 B) -2 5. A) -3 10. A) 3 B) 0 B) 1 B) 5) 8 - 50 and over: Yes you are a real Casanova! Your friends I envy you in a black and try to to imitate. Continue in the same spirit, but remember - AIDS is not sleeping! - 40-49: Not bad, but you need to learn some more. Constantly improving their skills and everything will be fine. - 30-39: You need to work on themselves. Not Remember to always practice. - 20-29: You either "a child under sixteen, or boring type. - 10-19: You obviously "a child under sixteen, and yes even very poor. - 0-9: You probably have a problem with sexual orientation. - Less than 0: Buy a scented soap and a gentle kapron rope, or even better - and the Colt one cartridge. In such a grim subject how you, friends, and there can not be, there is nothing to take place under the sun. Fewer people - more oxygen. ;----------------------------------------; Com. Ed.: Thank You, Heaven, for the letter. It was fun and the board separately. We are waiting for more letters from you. ;----------------------------------------;
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