Echo #03
31 марта 1997 |
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Hour ottyaga - Notes of a Terminator T-1000.
Again hour ottyaga came ... Maybe you watched the movie "TERMINATOR 2 "... Besides those who do not look, I deeply sympathize! Well, here goes: In order not to cause disturbance of the readers all the events are not dated, and will begin with a hyphen (-). This information is unearthed after a long suffering in the city dump and brought to MUSEUM SAVED VALUES (where I have this valuable information and swiped it appeared in front of you in the proper form). P.S. These notes do you see in unamended form. Here they are: Notes of the terminator T-1000. -Body aches (CPU horseradish), noggin splits. And strives to drive into the face to anyone, but there is none. Wait ... -Waiting ... -I continue to wait ... -The desire to drop over. I saw a hole in the wall, climbed ... Lattice. SchA knock. What is this?? I flew through it, as a jelly. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! -Damn! What is this?? Grille in place, I on the other side. Why I hardly pumped?? Such a terminator of my model should not be. What is this?? Calculating the designer?? Okay, I'm tired. Need some rest. -I woke up in a bright room. On scoreboard reads: test termination T-1000 A very long time for me to tap different magnitude of hammers ... "They that insolent?? Until now I sledgehammers thresh ... -UF-r-r! " Finally stopped. Took me into the chamber. Results tomorrow announced. Hour from bad to worse! Told that the following tests done. -I obyacnili that the tests represent A fire on the U D I M! Who are they?? -Nastrelyalsya.Krutoe feeling after these tests. Again, tests ... This time, skill ... -Ur-rr-rr-ah-ah-ah-ah! I went through. And all because through the steel bars was (The rest of the lattice shooting started). -Put in a damn what else. All in eyes swam ... Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Bastards ... "Where am I?? -Divide! What a shame! -Some kind of element I spotted ... Poor cop, I felt sorry for him ... - "The laughter was pale-I ment look like. " -I won some sort of mutilation wheelbarrows. They say that the service station can help. Have to go ... -Arrived. Here is the column even worse machines. I will in turn ... Another stand-... -Some dude (probably an element) has explained to me that I'm not in the queue. That does this mean ... -Has reached. Taxi out of the damn column ... -Barely taxied. Pimp slyapali. -Well, let us deal mission. Assignment: 1) To kill John Connor. 2) To eliminate Sarah Connor. 3) Kill the bastard from the future. Let us proceed ... -Damn, kid missed. And the kid from the future of so many holes in me did. Well, yes Okay, will survive ... "These two men ran into. Interesting: a small family vault is ... -I learned that I can take a "rent" any wheelbarrow. The plan is developed. -Play "Crush motorcyclist with a minor asshole" Why he turned around?? How it from me its pukalki wants to shoot?? Squint! Missed! Where you shoot taught?? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! With me is flowing ... Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ... Bul-bul-bul ... Again, pull up ... Sarah will go'll finish ... -So far, all according to plan ... Damn! Why am I this elevator climb?? Stop wasting bullets! Stop it! Stop it! I said ... Is that a free taxi?? Goat take away the gun! Get your IP ... -Complete failure! Stop until the write and then the other terminators laughing at me raise! -As long as everything goes according to plan. Damn! Noticeably colder! Br-rr-rr-r! What is ... -Barely froze. Due to frost me nekoordinatsiya movements. Processor makes itself felt. I'll go I'm in a pharmacy ... The pharmacy-no one: I was afraid. Why so?? I'm just a little turned blue in head with a pair of cross-cutting, manipulators on snot hanging out ... Ever-life takaya.Poydu shoot ... -Nastrelyalsya ... Better it ... -I went to ... You know where. -So far so good ... I spotted them ... On, Take that, kid! -SchA I'll drin this as re ... Ur-rr-ra! This mu ... from the future broke! Now I'm up to the mother-son of a bitch would get ... Khan you all! Oh, the kid from the future began to function ... Leave me alone! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! -For a swamp ... I sucked ... Bitches! Ah-ah-ah-ah-bul-bul-* SLURP-hlyupspsiu-shek-sh-sh-sh-sh-Shh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ... HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!! Stop! Not-ee-ee-em! Aaaaaaaaaaa ... Stole this information LEDAK. EV
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