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Adventurer #08
31 августа 1998 |
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Ottyag - Winnie the Pooh and all-all-all - 2.
(C) Davos
Winnie the Pooh and all-all-all - 2
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In evergreen forest, life flows easily and measured up
until the forest arrives bear Winnie the Pooh with
his gang. When Pooh and pals come to rest back home to their
native pine evergreen forest and hitherto peaceful and carefree
life of the inhabitants of the said forest turns into a
nightmare ...
*
- Well, here I am home! - Winnie, puffing on the jamb,
looking out into the street, - Finally, you can splendid revel
...
Piglet, looking at the world through the dark
glass sunglasses, a loud slurp
chewing gum and blowing big bubbles, showing surrounding his
sidekick Skill in puzyrestroenii. Rabbit sitting
a suitcase, choked with warm beer. Burro
Eeyore tried unsuccessfully to untie his tail
from carts, which were brought suitcases. All were glad to be
back home ...
- Well, - Winnie scratched his head and
Yawning, he turned to a bored boyfriend
have nothing to do looked like
donkey carts trying to get rid of the Rabbit, your mother,
unharnessed Eeyore! Piglet, bring bags to the hotel ... And
I'll visit our boss, Christopher ...
- Yes, Vinny! - Squeaked Piglet,
thoroughly booting suitcases, trudged along the dusty street,
without stopping slurp loudly chewing gum and inflating bubbles.
Rabbit, finishing his beer, walked leisurely
to a cart and meticulously examined her. As he
expected, Eeyore's tail was tied to
cart for a few knots, so
there is nothing surprising in the fact that Ia does not
could get rid of the carts, there was no ...
- Listen, Eeyore - Rabbit pulled out
pocket torn leather jacket and carrots
began to bite her - you have a tail
cut off, otherwise it is impossible!
- Why not? - Eeyore terribly surprised - Winnie said,
unharness!
- Duc ...
- I do not know, big-eared, unharness!
- But you must understand ...
- I do not understand, unharness! -
Eeyore stood his ground, showing the present mulishness.
- Right now! - Rabbit began louder
crisp carrots, drowning donkey cries for help.
- Well, Rabbit, bro!
- Right now! ..
- Well, what are you doing? Zapadlo, or what?
- Schaaaas! - Rabbit continued to gnaw
carrot.
- Well, rabbit, damn it, in kind, unharnessed! - Eeyore is
almost cried.
- Right now - said Rabbit, still
gnaw carrots - Here are just a carrot
doem ...
*
Hairy paw knocked on the
solid oak door. Silence ... But here
heard someone shuffling steps, grated
lock and the door opened. Through a small crack on the Pooh
looked evil eye guard. Splash visiting racketeer the smell of
vodka, the guard hissed:
- The owner is not home ... What does he convey?
- What? - Winnie looked at burglar
from the bottom up - Uh-uh ... Winnie went ...
- Winnie? - Guard wrinkled his forehead,
Winnie ... We need to write ... All of them?
- And just in case: I stopped
in a hotel ...
- Just in case you stopped in
hotel? Hmm ... Is that all?
- Probably, yes - Winnie pulled from
worn leather jacket joint, deftly scored his and
with an important air out of breath - I'll come around ...
- Aha, - the security guard with force slammed
door.
Vinnie has a little hesitated in the doorway, finished his
frame and slowly, waddling, headed towards the hotel ...
*
- Four numbers, the best -
rang out from below, from the rack,
squeaky voice, accompanied by loud
continuous champ - and profit!
Owl put aside the newspaper and pricked up his ears. From
under the counter swept loud wheezing and champing, accompanied
by the sound of falling to the floor of suitcases. Leaning over
the bar, saw the owl SOMETHING. That something was vaguely
similar to the Piglet Piglet, but at the same time, it was
and do not like: the hedgehog hair, sunglasses cover half of
the snout which is completely overgrown stubble. This little
creature was placed in a black leather jacket ...
- Uh-uh ... - Said Owl.
- Hurry! - Squeaked Piglet (for
it was he), - Feathered, four
Rooms!
Cases have toppled Piglet from hooves, and he kept raising
them. Perhaps, in order to then raise them again, as suitcases
strove again fall to the floor. Sowa, wiping his glasses,
peered intently at a pig and satisfaction, said:
- Ahh, Piglet! Hello, Piglet! How's life? Again returned
home, to naprokaznichat? Eh?
- What did you bear, an old shoe!
cried Piglet, stooping over the next
a fallen suitcase - Now on the kettle
shlopochesh for such a bazaar! Goni keys!
- Oh, of course! - The owl was leaning
on the bar and continued: - Well, what are you
New? Where bear and a donkey with burdock?
- Here! - The doors swung open, and walked into the lobby
of Winnie the Pooh with a bottle under his arm - What are our
rooms?
The owl jumped from surprise,
squinted his eyes wide in the direction of the bear and quickly
pulled out of the locker keys to the rooms:
- Here - 15, 16, 17, 18 ...
Winnie went to the counter and grabbed a sharp movement
Owls keys. Pobrenchav they have, Winny smiled:
- 15, 16, 17, 18 ... Hehehe ..
- Really? - Surprised Piglet, raising
another fell out of hooves suitcase
- This rates are our cameras!
- Yes - Winnie began to turn the keys
on his finger - Okay, and went buhnem. Obmoem,
so to say, the arrival of ...
*
... Meanwhile, Rabbit somehow unharnessed Eeyore, and now
both were drinking in Kent bushes.
- Ick! - Eeyore hiccupped and relish belched.
Keeping in trembling hoof pile of
which all sides slop
precious drink called "JKLF
"Produced by local gramoteem Owl
ass constantly hiccup and burp, looking
drunken eyes on rabbits gnawing
carrot. Rabbit, who had been drinking for sugreva "
strongly okosel and could not get wobbly stump carrots in the
ass. Eeyore more sensitive porygal, poikal and then suddenly
bellowed, wiping away tears cut tail.
- Well, what are you? The tail of a pity that
Do ... Rabbit kissed the bottle, then
wiped his lips and thickly continued: - Well, we had no other
choice bl-ik! -In! Well myself MSRP-ik! Di, what is more
important - your pathetic tail, or state-ik! Cart-state ...
- Mooy hvooost! ... - Sobbed Drunk
ass, still wiping the face tail.
- Neet, this will not work! - Rabbit
got up and staggered, shook his ass finger
- Your tail, Eeyore, stand on your ass on the button, you see
... - Rabbit once again sat on the ground - but we went the
other way, as the great ...
- Yeah, and the tail of something ...
- A fig-with, my dear ... Eek! ...
Eeyore ... And the great misfires occur, with ...
- Yes? - Eeyore stopped to let the tears and
incredulously looked at the Rabbit - But ...
But ... Eek! .. But not it be easier if it was
simply detach the tail from the ass? ..
- Yes, it is easier ... - Rabbit yawned, but
immediately proikalsya great - but when I
said plug in your ass button would-ik! Lo too late ...
- Yes ... - Eeyore with a sour kind of turned it around
in the hoof tail - Okay, pour ...
*
Evening ... Sun leisurely village for
pine, and evergreen forest shrouded darkness. In the fields of
swirling white fog, somewhere drunken voices were heard,
followed by loud ass ICANN. Forest started
live the night life ...
From the restaurant's doors flew sounds
slowly tango and heard someone's hoarse from constant smoking
and drinking to vote ...
- What?! Clumsy here again?!
Carcass fat Heffalump piling
all my weight on the table, which immediately
same sag and began to crack ...
- How, I ask, Kojima way?!
Heffalump frowned and pursed
lower lip:
- Y, crud ...
With the scale sitting on a small stool, Heffalump pinned
on trunk dark sunglasses and took out an expensive crimson
jacket a pack of expensive cigarettes. Lit, big-nosed released
from the trunk stream of smoke and said thoughtfully, not to
one in particular:
- They're here ...
Shaved nalyso Heffalumps bodyguards exchanged glances.
Meanwhile, the orchestra Tango on the stage finished, and the
scene quickly flew out stripper. Boss Heffalump with a
thoughtful view of smoking and swinging on a stool.
- Well, what do you say? - Put out a cigarette on the
sole, said his boss's bodyguards - Our competitors are already
in the wild?
- Yes ... - Vasek bodyguard picked the sausage with a fork
- now thrown ...
- Yeah, and the hotel anchored!
picked up the second bodyguard, Nick.
- What, fuck, the anchor? - Vasek
vigorously moved the jaws - there Boar
with lots of luggage was pulled, I said Owl! No anchors are
they not throwing!
- Shut up! - Hissed the boss while enjoying a striptease
girls squirrels - you prevents me ... Speak on the case ...
- Okay, boss, - eyes Kolyano
dancing girls looked admiringly
look - Banda Vinnie until the whole, there is no
skipjack and Mines ... That one there, the second
right, nothing ekzemplyarchik ...
- Mole until the debt is - Boss
smiled, remembering something pleasant, hmm,
This freak so lazhanulsya - dug a tunnel is not
under a safe-deposit box, and went straight under the police
department! Ha-ha! .. Ten years! .. A striped horse freed
tomorrow ... So let's wait a little longer,
until tomorrow, and there we substitute these freaks
once more!
*
... Gently rustling the tires, fancy six hundredth the
Mercy arrived at the villa Christopher Robin. Thug-guard fell
out of the door and almost at a gallop rushed to the
wheelbarrow. Jerk flinging open the door security guard stopped
... Christopher Robin, the local godfather, got out of the car
and twisted between the fingers hefty brown cigar, with a
careless nod, and the guard protected by the ever-cautious and
to all suspicious bodyguard leisurely walked into the house.
The guard, the other day with Winnie the markets, closed
the door of the Mercedes and jogging caught up with
Christopher. Coughing, he said:
- Boss, there was a certain ... eeee ...
Rummaged through his pockets, a security guard pulled the
crumpled piece of paper and smoothed it:
- Eeee ... A Winnie, asked me to convey that he stayed at
a hotel, Boss ...
- Winnie? - Christopher Robin stopped and whirled, - Vinny
here?
- Probably, the owner - the security guard pressed
shoulders - This funny bear ...
- Yes, that's it - Christopher thoughtfully
looked at the guard - Winnie the Pooh ...
Bodyguard, rhythmically moving their jaws, disgusting chaw
chewing gum and suspiciously looked askance at the security
guard. Finally, Christopher Robin went out of state torpor and
lazily waved his hand:
- And, to hell with him ... Tomorrow Winnie
see ...
*
The morning ... Sun, as usual, got up from the pines;
sunbeams danced upon the earth and trees ...
... Winnie the closed face with his paw
of stubborn solar hares, climbing
straight in the eye. It did not help ... Damned
Solar creature deftly through prolazili
fat fingers and pinched the bear Winnie
behind her, yelling loudly in his ear "HURRY UP!
LET'S GO! ". With barely opened his eyes,
Winnie was surprised to find that funny sunny eared bunnies
straight eyes mutated into thin-tailed
horned devils, who howled and giggled and Neznamov to
disappear, after poking Winnie somewhere blunt trident ...
- Ugh, evil! - Winnie finally woke up and yawned widely.
With yesterday's spree at Bear
cracked head and legs were trembling. Dragging myself clear of
chairs on the floor, bear unsteadily walked to the
refrigerator, carefully avoiding piles of empty bottles,
the other day, former full. After reaching to the fridge,
Vinnie hung on the door handle. She opened with a creak ...
Gaze bear appeared empty shelves. However, on One of them was
lying picked piglet pickles, which took Winnie.
From the creaking door refrigerator Piglet
woke up. I was surprised to find himself a pig sleeping under
the couch, surrounded by Fish bones and gnawed bread crusts.
Raspihav debris deeper under the sofa, Piglet tried to get out
...
- Vinny, where are you? - Piglet cried, turning bottles up
bottom in search of something for a hangover.
- What? - Provopil in response to Winnie,
Rowed here, humanoid! Here at pohmelku
half a cucumber will! .. That is, for a quarter.
Piglet, throwing rummage in empty battles, trot ran to
Winnie the Pooh and snatching from the clutches of the bear
surprised cucumber, loudly crunching them. Winnie hard sighed
and climbed into her favorite leather jacket. Taking out from
his inside pocket toothless comb Bear prokosolapil to a mirror
and hanging out, a voluntary language began to hover over his
head hairdo.
- Winnie! - Piglet has already finished his cucumber
and lying in a chair, waving his hoof - You
where it is soaped? I suppose, on a date in
Auntie's house Gyeonggi, eh?
Winnie looked in the mirror and put the comb back into his
pocket. Buttoning locking zipper, Vinnie borrowed from
Jackets pig sunglasses and
pinned them on his face. Fished out
stack jamb, Winnie the Pooh to Piglet turned and said:
- It is necessary to visit dad, Snout! Sidi
in the hotel, I'll be back soon ...
Slamming the door, Winnie the Pooh came to
street. Piglet a little tumble in
chair, but soon he got bored. Pig got out of his chair and
approached one of the suitcases ...
*
Winnie the Pooh stride to
Christopher Robin's mansion. Small
teddy bear feet raised a cloud of dust on the road, but Vinny,
immersed in thinking about the upcoming conversation with
Mafia godfather evergreen, not paying any attention to this.
Following Bear moved Heffalump, making
short dashes from the wall of a house
to the wall of another, and closely watched
whither bear ...
Winnie came to a familiar door and
pressed the call button. Behind the door, they heard the tramp,
and then there was gnashing latch release lock and the door
finally opened. On the threshold stood a huge Khmyrov sterile
suit. Suspiciously looking around Winnie, Khmyrov fingers began
to beat on the door jamb anthem of the Soviet Union,
and expectantly look at the bewildered
bear.
Winnie nervously fiddling with his jacket and
shifted from foot to foot.
- I, in fact, to Christopher -
he said timidly.
The security guard ceasing to act Winnie
on the nerves of his game at jamb, checking
with an entry in the log:
- Winnie the Pooh Bear ... Yes, you are assigned. Follow
me ...
... Heffalump Vacek of the bushes he saw that Pooh went
into the house after guard. Wasting no time, Heffalump
poplastunski slipped through the nettles and thorny bushes hips
to the front door and stretched at full length, still. Behind
the door there was no sound. Silence ... Looking on both sides,
Vacek did not find any nearby living soul. Smile Heffalump
opened located near the wall manhole cover and barely got
through it. With a barely audible gnashing of manhole covers
closed.
*
- Winnie! - Christopher Robin firmly
Bear hug - Winnie, Winnie! At last you're home ...
- Yes ... - Winnie the Pooh said, hugging
Christopher and looking around the hall, - Rich
live!
- Well, - Christopher Robin looked around the hall hand -
Is not it rich? This is so tchotchke sorts. Cheap, unnecessary
things.
ydem ... You in the room someone was waiting quite a while ...
- Come on - Winnie brisk step crossed the hall and pushed
the mighty oak door, entered the room - Oooouuu!
Yes, it was something to wonder! Entire floor
was in the Persian carpets on which
orderly stood empty crate of vodka. Dear Venetian furniture
reflected light falling from the big crystal chandelier. Table
standing against the wall, was lined with a variety of foods
and drinks ... And in the midst of all this splendor on the
floor sat a striped tailed subject, drunk in the board ...
- Tiger! - Yelled Vinnie.
- Winnie! - Tiger yelped, jumped in surprise - Winnie!
At-ik! -Wet!
- Tiger! - Vinnie, feeling
Tiger shook his paw as if to tear it.
Unleashing his paw, Tigger nodded at
table and thickly said:
- Sit down, Vinny! You'll be third.
Taking from the bowl drain, the Tiger said:
- Pig and others to affairs?
- Everything is here - Winnie replied, rubbing
legs, and instinctively sensing the emerging drinking, and
Soon, perhaps, will come ... Well Come on, pour the hell!
Tigris, where pickles?
*
Heffalump Vasek climbed to sewer, with difficulty dragging
its fat body through the jungle water
tubes. Slipped on some stuff,
Vacek fell into the stinking mess, raising a bunch of
spray.
- Phew! - Spat Heffalump, squeezing his big ears - What
the fig is always me?
- I. .. I ... - Came the echo, gradually died away in the
distance.
Small slonopotamovy eyes warily from side to side to
shoot. It seems that no one has just disgusting rats floating
in the Parasha, from which only that you climbed Vasek ...
- Rats? - Vasek trembled all the major body and could not
stand, gave a tear.
Powerful Heffalump raced ahead as
tank, sweeping away everything in its path. All
of scattered splashes behind were broken pipe ... Running up
required otvorotki, Vasek stopped.
Loud snoring, Heffalump lifted his great head up and, having
verified with painted on a piece of paper sewage plan forest
vytsepil eyes pipe leading to the sink in the kitchen by
Christopher Robin. Taking out a jacket hacksaw, Vacek got to
tiptoe and began to cut the pipe. Screeching saws echoed far
down the sewer ... Having dealt with this matter, Vasek
powerful legs bent stub pipe down and put her head towards him.
- ... Splash me a more of this hell
the fire - came the muffled voice of the pipe
to the ears of a Heffalump - ... And give a cucumber ...
Grinning, Vacek continued to listen, what did they say
their competitors ...
*
- Good booze, - said Pooh, crunching and slurping from a
cucumber bottle clutched in paw - makes good on balls, and
causes blood to flow in the veins faster! ..
- Winnie - Christopher Robin was sitting in
chair, crossing his legs, and occasionally
sipped French wine from crystal glass with a thin gilded foot,
Winnie, Winnie ... Maybe this wine and
causes blood to flow through his veins faster
But you something, Winnie, you're a teddy bear,
pal!
Vinnipuhova short hairy paw
groped on the table and groped a vase, an increase
of her banana.
- Christie, godfather! - Winnie the widely
smiled - I philosophize about the meaning of
life, I say nice about it, but you -
"Teddy bear"! This is not cultural!
Not ethical, in the end! Tell me
my shortcomings directly, that I was
I'm such a bear, damn it!
- Hey, guys! - Came from somewhere
voice of the Tigers on top - let's talk about
affairs, and then your sultry theme I have a mustache
drinking ...
- Hey, what are you paseshsya fig?
Christopher Robin looked at the chandelier in the
which hung a Tiger.
- I do not know! - Tiger replied, shaking
on the chandelier - Just when I fell from the shelf, I was
hooked for a chandelier, and here I am ... visyu, you see ...
There was a crack - chandelier menacingly
swayed in all directions, until finally
Tiger does not let go paws and fell on
a thick carpet on the ceiling. Followed by skipjack from the
ceiling fell detached chandelier ...
*
-... No lei vodka on my head, give me
I did it inside to prevent! - Came a voice from the chimney to
the ears of a Heffalump - What wound pancake, enough to
translate vodka for no good!
Heffalump shook his head and muttered:
- Come, come! ..
*
By chance, Rabbit and Eeyore have time to
Christopher Robin on time. All cooked until the booze that was
not drunk ...
- Ick! .. Salut to all .. uk ". t! - Eeyore with
threshold affably waved his paw, but then
also went into violent hiccups.
- Hi, - threw Rabbit - Hey, Tiger ...
Tiger was lying on the couch with a bandage on his head
with a towel and moaned piteously:
- O. .. A. .. Poor me ...
Sniffed a pair of alcohol emanating from the Tiger, Rabbit
grinned:
- Go, or what?
- Neet ... - A weak voice replied,
Tiger - but they ... They poured on my head three bottles of
vodka ...
- For what? - Rabbit out of his pocket
carrots, and began to gnaw it.
Drunk ass fell asleep standing up, but soon
fell off the hoof and snorted, occasionally giving ikotnye
sounds. Tiger Rabbit told the sad story of a fall from a
chandelier, and the consequent drop chandeliers on
poor tiger and the consequences of this fall
- Three in vain spent Battle of vodka ...
- Yes - Long-eared Rabbit shook his head and looked around
the room.
Winnie the Pooh was asleep on the carpet, scattered in
by their short legs (one of
They had nadkushenny cucumber, and another
unfinished bottle of vodka "by Sova") and
loud jets. In the chair reclined godfather
Christopher Robin in his sleep he firmly embraced a bottle,
occasionally squeezing her ... Donkey stretched in different
directions of light his limbs, was snoring in the doorway.
Rabbit turned to the Tigris and wanted him for something
ask, but could not - Tiger is sweet
asleep, curled up in a dream someone was complaining that now,
they say, wasted three bottles ...
Standing a little more middle of the room
sleeping with dudes, Rabbit dohrustel
carrots and pobludil on the table, emptying the rest of the
dishes and battles. Plucking strong drinks, the rabbit felt
lump in my throat ... Holding his breath, he rushed at a gallop
in the kitchen and leaned over the sink ...
*
Heffalump sweetly asleep, sitting
Pipe ... Suddenly in the pipe gurgled something,
Our Heffalump abruptly opened his eyes and
habit, put his ear to the stumps of tubes ...
Once in his ear lopuhoobraznoe River
poured the contents of the rabbit stomach ...
*
Problevavshis Rabbit opened the cold water to wash the
sink ...
*
... No sooner had Heffalump Vasek depart
from the shock, as it spurted powerful
a jet of ice water. Local Waterfalls knocked
Heffalump with limbs and overturned in
puddle.
- Tone! - Screamed Vacek, floundering in a puddle, -
choking!
Poorav in a tone of about ten minutes Heffalump rides that
have nothing to hope for help.
Pobrykavshis, Vacek got out of puddles and
sat near the cut-off pipes, frozen whole and the evil ...
*
-... Pancake - Piglet shook up
cell phone and masterly swore - Hell, / pi! / Where are they,
/ Piiip! /!
Poked the hoof on the buttons with Tsiferki, Piglet once
again put a tube to ear.
- Pigs - Pig hissed heard in a long tube is bored
whistles - I suppose you arrange orgies ...
He threw the phone back in the suitcase,
Piglet made a short march on
kitchen. Returning from the Battle of vodka and two
sticks of boiled sausage, Piglet, slumped in a chair.
Unscrewing the cap at the Battle, the piglet has made a big
mouthful, and not without pleasure himself noted that vodka
manufacture by local artisans (in particular, Owl), is quite
good. Throwing to chair both hooves, pig bite
a large piece of sausage and began rhythmically
moving the jaws, squeezed the sausage "drink for sugreva" out
of the bottle ...
*
A new day ... As usual,
leisurely sun rose from the tops
pines and generously endowed evergreen forest
its light and warmth.
In the mansion of Christopher Robin Kent toiled awakened
with a headache savage hangover and in turn ran to the sink ...
In the underground utilities, ie,
sanitation Heffalump Vasek sat opposite the pipe, from which at
regular intervals, poured the contents of the stomachs of the
gang, Christopher ...
Piglet at this time hosted in the refrigerator and gently
freshen the nip, destroying stocks of alcohol beverages ...
A new day ..........
*
- Zadolbali already! - Barked Christopher
Robin, when the Tiger for the twentieth time trying to go for a
run to the kitchen sink, better listen to what a clever man
says!
- Listen - thickly
bellowed the ass, clinging to the doorframe
and trying not to fall.
- Where beer hangover? - Asked Winnie.
- You're sitting on a crate of beer - his voice a rabbit
with cool cracked noggin with a previous drinking - Get off!
Bear with groaning cry from the box
and took out four bottles of beer ...
When the first four bottles of beer were drunk they were
followed by another four Battle, and it was up to until the
whole box with a beer is not empty.
- Pull it, boss - said Winnie,
Wiping his lips sleeved jackets and licking
from an empty beer bottle last drop.
Christopher Robin sat in the chair, and
throwing his leg over the other, lit their favorite big brown
cigars. Making the fucking puff, from which he almost
undoing skates, Christopher Robin coughed and shook his head.
Cough, Christopher Robin went blaze a cigar, making little
tightening.
- Well, what am I like you
tell, my dear, - began to Christopher,
okinuv eyes of those present - I have
yesterday wanted to tell you about this, but
somehow forgotten in the process of drinking, yes do not care
...
- No Tom, drive on! - His voice Tiger hit the road to sink.
- Here the other day I was flipping through a newspaper,
you know ... Thumbed, thumbed, read a bit and learned that in
Cairo, it turns out ihnem in the museum, the gold mask of
Pharaoh lies. Sekete?
- But it is the spin ... in the sense Stribro ... - Tiger
venerated for his glass of vodka - Long time still. It seems,
from the Mafia Tomsk!
- Yes - Christopher Robin put out a cigar in a glass of
wine - but burglars seeing a wheelbarrow cops ducked and someone
left in the museum.
- Here's the box - burknul Rabbit.
- Goats - agreed to Christopher Robin - in short, the
remaining Khmyrov took Pointing ... Well, I bet on themselves
guessed it ...
- They have split - gave the idea of Winnie - and the
cops took the whole gang, and took back the mask!
- Yes, it was - said Christopher, in short, now that the
mask, which is priceless, is stored in the museum under heavy
security. As far as I know from my sources, the protection unit
has the wild bees, also near the room in which the Torah is a
mask, stuffed with dofigischa electronics, and in most room
alarm is invisible!
- Need a cracker - said Pooh
crunching pickle.
- We, the Tigers are the best crackers in the
world! - Tiger, climbing on his chair, tapped his chest and on
his same blow fell on the floor.
- Piglet suitable for the role of a hacker, "said
Christopher Robin, - True, if he had to deal with" eBeEM "...
- Oh, Piatak we have a lot to prove
component parts - his voice Rabbit.
- Nifiga! - Tiger bullet flew up to
Rabbit and blurted out: - nifiga, Ushastik, pig best cracker in
the world, but ... after Tiger!
- For the # $ @ a! - Winnie banged his fist
on table - Piglet is a specialist in security systems,
understand?
- But he's not in them nifiga seket!
said Tiger - What is special? Here
I naprime ...
- Quiet - Christopher Robin got up from
chair and plesnuv a glass of vodka in one gulp
drained it - you theme something prosekli? You
moved in, I want you to offer? I want to send you to Egypt, to
Cairo for a mask, you understand that?
- Oh, ye! - Said Pooh.
- Cool! - Prohrustel carrot Rabbit.
- We, the Tigers, the best maskozabirateli
from the museum in Cairo - said the Tiger, bouncing on his tail.
The donkey just belched. All felt
that ass does not mind. A few minutes later all
calmed down, and Christopher Robin took the floor:
- So, specials on security systems at
We already have - it's Piglet.
- But he nifiga in them does not understand! - Said the
Tiger.
- Learn - assured him Christopher
Robin - Next, we need a specialist
safes, a bouncer, took me and the superintendent ...
- Shuherostoyatel, or what? - Filed
the voice of Tigger, raised his eyebrows.
- MLPs? - Winnie surprised.
- Shuherostoyatel - repeated Tiger
Translated from tigryachego language - the superintendent ...
- Well, - Christopher Robin, drained
another glass of vodka - Tiger will have
our superintendent, and led ...
- Wait a minute! - Outraged the Tiger -
I do not seem to ask! Besides
Well, I do not know how to drive a wheelbarrow!
- Everything in life should try -
Rabbit said philosophically.
- Total, we have: spec-komputerschik
Piglet carrier and ... - Christopher said,
but he broke Tiger by inserting:
- ... And shuherostoyatel!
- Yes - nodded Christopher - carrier and
caretaker from us - the Tiger. Left a bouncer and spices to a
safe.
Winnie the Pooh, holding the rabbit's mouth with his paw,
shouted:
- Rabbit in burglaries! Give the rabbit special on safes!
Rabbit slightly tugged at the hands of
Pooh, but could not get out. Then he applied spetspriem -
snapped Pooh paw. Bear is howled in pain and went to Rabbit on
the kettle, Rabbit is calling for help Eeyore, dunk bear.
Winnie the Pooh, lounging on the floor, croaked from under the
donkey's carcass:
- Tiger urine eared!
Skakanul tiger on the head of the Rabbit,
who tried to kick the Pooh on the head and knocked to the floor
eared. Winnie the Pooh contrive, counterfeit sitting on his ass
kicked in a fat ass. Donkey, Eeyore, not expect such a stinker
of Winnie the Pooh, kuvyrknulsya muzzle forward and plowed
under carpet unspecified distance, expressed in
meters. Rabbit, seeing that its ally
cool kicked, screamed and tried to
to throw off the tiger, but could not. Winnie
rose awkwardly from the floor and was about to trample on
rabbit ears when it bumped from behind Eeyore, and knocked
down. Winnie fell, and a donkey, on a fallen zapnuvshis
Winnie the Pooh, once more rode around on the carpet
on their bellies, but in the opposite direction. His
trip ended with a very lamentable ass
with all speed crashed into a cupboard, and
He fell down the knives and forks ...
- Enough - Christopher Robin, Winnie yanked by the collar
and pulled by the tail Tigger with Rabbit - to play and pretty!
Ass pulled out of your ass stuck like
fork and sat in the corner. Winnie and Rabbit
sat in different chairs, and Tiger was stretched on the couch.
Christopher Robin smiled:
- Idiots! Nasvinyachili as donkeys,
cupboard smashed, carpets befoul! In short, your future is
lifted shares 7% my favor!
- How is it, for what? - From the disturbance
rabbit ears stood straight up.
- For what are you arranged! - Cut off Christopher Robin -
but not, however, We sell the bear's skin before one has caught
the bear ...
- Easy, godfather! - Winnie screamed,
I'm not guilty, it's Eeyore, crashed into a cupboard,
and kill him!
- Chee? - Stretched ass - Yes I of
Your barrel-shaped body is stopped! In addition, injured ass ...
- Do not be afraid of a knife, fork and Fear -
one hit, four holes! - Prikolnulsya
Tiger.
Rose babel, Eeyore, Winnie has launched a
bottles of beer, but missed and hit
in the rabbit. The blow fell on Rabbit
floor together with the chair and froze ...
- Silence! - Cried Christopher Robin
rinsing the throat with a glass of moonshine,
Everybody shut up! I, too, to plow turn up! Listen to me
carefully and memorize! Placement of your team is as follows:
Piglet - special on komputeram, Tiger - Carrier and the
postmaster, Winnie and Eeyore - bouncers, and Rabbit - specials
on safes. That is so Behold!
- Rabbit - safecracker? - Tiger unspeakably surprised -
why?
- Why, why, - mimicked
Christopher Tigris - remains the last, that
why ... Objections have?
All were silent.
- Well, - Christopher took the glass and
at its full of moonshine - For the team's success!
*
- Aha, - happily rubbed his paws Vacek,
In Egypt Lather, goats, behind the mask! Well
no, do not come out!
Pooglyadyvavshis around, Heffalump pripustit jogging
toward the exit of the sewers.
*
Piglet, drunk, dressed in
my favorite outfit - leather jacket, and pulled
on the snout a spare pair of sunglasses. Nabryzgavshis cologne,
pig fun rushed into the house of Aunt Gyeonggi on a date.
He did not know his future, and the author too. As they say
soothsayers and astrologers - the future of pig was hidden mist
...
*
In the mansion of Christopher Robin booze
continued with renewed vigor. Winnie and Tigger
run to the tent for the booze, and dragged
a couple of crates of vodka "Stolichnaya". And now,
itself, were quite serious business
talk about the upcoming case, combining
business with pleasure, I mean booze with a business
conversation ...
- Christie - Winnie collapsed in a chair - I'm now
wondering on what we get to Cairo ...
- All counted, Winnie, - answered
Christopher Robin, knocking over a glass of vodka - Tomorrow we
arrive in Les Corporal Pumbaa with Kumaris. Your work simple -
to get him the car and fly to the her to Cairo, in both!
- Clearly, - Vinnie handed, although
he was nothing obvious.
Eeyore and Rabbit have already lying on the floor in
bran, Tigger, too, fell asleep, buried
face into a salad. Vinnie pulled out of the jar
cucumber and a little picked him, he asked
Christopher is one more question:
- Listen, groin, and what is our share?
- All - 23% - said Christopher, But if you do not
foolishness toiled, not nasvinyachili, your share would be 30%
...
- Aha - thoughtfully extended Winnie -
Well, jackass, that's the same kid! ...
After a pause, Vinnie said:
- Speaking of dope ...
Pulling out of the jacket joint, Vinny somehow he scored
and out of breath, thinking about upcoming reality ...
*
Mafia boss slonopotamovskoy sat
chair, dropping his legs in a thick
Wash with hot water. Near the armchair
stood a sofa on which sat a bodyguard Kohl and leafing through
the morning newspapers. This is quite peaceful now had violated
the tramp feet and cry:
- Boss, boss!
Vasek bullet flew up the stairs to the
second floor and open the door. Zapnuvshis
on the threshold, Vacek from all the fluff fell to the
floor, right in front of the basin, in which the boss
kept their columnar legs.
- Boss! - Screamed Vacek, cheerfully
jumped to his feet and caught at the same floor lamp, which
fell on the floor - I has discovered! Christopher Robin is
going to send my guys in Egypt behind the mask of Pharaoh! He
has already amassed a team, and they washed this thing!
Kolyan, glancing at his partner, tucked his trunk and made
a wry grimace squeamish. Boss, sniffed to smells, with a smile
carelessly:
- All this is important, but where were you, Vasya?
- I? - Little eyes widened Vaska - In the sewer, where
else? Did everything according to plan - sawed off the pipe,
bent it and overheard ...
- Yasnenko - boss pulled the legs out
basin and wiped dry with a towel.
Splashed over the bottle, the boss came back
with three glasses of vodka and Battle (great Battle of vodka).
Spilling vodka on glasses, the boss sat comfortably in a chair
and drained the contents of the glass, said:
- Okay, Basil, let kolis that
you're there wormed. Yes, more detail ...
Vacek, after drinking vodka, took a deep breath and began:
- So, it was like this ...
*
Meanwhile, somewhere in space, on
approaches to Earth, a small but nimble
ship of the intergalactic police throughout
speed approaching the planet. His
shining armor reflected light rays, and
fiercely bristling guns deterred any space, "a gentleman of
fortune. On aboard the "Viper-2. 1" was a corporal Pumbaa
and the old marazmatik, that is, ugh! ..
old mechanic Marazmik board, a resident of
Marazmus planet. Mission Corporal Pumbaa,
fatted pig fed with eyes,
was to idiocy is simple - to pay an official visit to residents
of Evergreen Forest and to purchase a certain number of drinks
for the separation of anti-galactic mafia ...
- Soon we will arrive - prohryukal Marazmik, closing with
a screwdriver a contact.
Sparks, and Marazmika shocked cool. Trying to calm the
trembling of the hands, Marazmik proklatsal teeth:
- Dddvizhokk BBB porryadke ....
Finally, the trembling of the hands and feet of the
mechanic has passed, and Marazmik going to the switch, called a
corporal:
- Hey, sir, how you got there, sergeant!
- What? - Turning disgruntled pig.
- If you do not trouble, sir, please, take that one over
there near the wire your chair, there's one that sticks out
under the control ...
- Haha it is I need?
- Sir, it is only checking of all systems.
- It's a new ship! - Indignantly
vshryuknul Pumbaa - If you have to break it
with their stupid checks, I for
life is not paid for this wheelbarrow!
- Sir, I told my mom,
need to check everything yourself, and then suddenly ...
- Okay, okay - Boar bent
and pulled out from under the console wire Kripen'ka tucked it
into the hoof: - Well?
Marazmik included switch and asked
Corporal:
- Do not you feel, sir?
- No, - said the corporal.
Marazmik turned off the switch and said thoughtfully:
- Hmm ... Hence, 400 000 volts are
on the other wire ...
Hoof Corporal involuntarily relaxed, and the wire is
slowly dropped to the floor ... A after the wire fell on the
floor boar ...
- Look, impressionable - prokryahtel
Marazmik, poking a screwdriver into the socket.
Sparks. Curtain ...
*
But let us return back to the Evergreen
forest. All the rest of the day heroes of this story about the
lead in different ways: Heffalumps preparing for a trip to
Cairo and came up with podlyany for Christopher Robin's gang.
Banda Christopher Robin in an almost full complement slept in
the house of Christopher Robin Piglet had fun in the house of
Aunt Gyeonggi ...
But as time passed. When evening came, followed by
night, after night has come ... Morning, you think? That's
right, the sun emerged from behind the pines, and there was
morning ...
*
... Tiger opened his eyes and was surprised to find that
his face is in a salad. Lifting his head, squinted and looked
around the Tigris. The floor was littered Rabbit and Eeyore,
sitting in a chair for nearly waking up Winnie the Pooh with
swollen after two-day drinking mug in the other chair
Christopher Robin was sitting, smoking his favorite cigar
brown, flipping through the morning newspapers.
- Greetings, - said hoarsely Tiger.
My throat was dry as the Sahara desert, and very much like
sober.
- No hangover - said Winnie, on the
eyes of the Tigers finishing his last glass
Vodka - over ...
Tiger issued a prolonged squeak with anguish
thinking about strong headaches, which
usually occur after two days of drinking bouts.
- Hi, - mumbled Rabbit, sitting
on the ass and rubbing his eyes.
- How do I look? - Asked grimly
Eeyore, rocking from side to side -
To not look like a drunk? ..
Christopher Robin, putting the newspaper in
side, took a cup of coffee and made a small sip:
- Get enough sleep? Wonderful. Now pozhrite
and blow at the cosmodrome. And do not forget to pig, and then
make a mess of things to edrene hair dryer!
- What is it? - Asked Eeyore, blinking
osolovelymi eyes.
Having obtained the cuff of Winnie the Pooh,
Eeyore nodded:
- Oh, it's something ... Remember, remember ...
Winnie the Pooh crawled to the table and took
him an apple. Although bears apples and
eat, Winnie still ate an apple. Turning
puffy face to Christopher, Bear asked, where is the mirror.
- In the hall, - said Christopher,
reoccupy the newspaper.
Having reached the mirror, Vinny with all the same
toothless combs brought on the head hairdo and wearing a dark
glasses, turned to the sidekick.
- Hey, a black beast, go! - Winnie
waved his paw, and the whole team went to
exit.
Pausing at the door, Vinnie
turned and saluted Christopher:
- Wait a mask, the godfather!
- Good luck! - Nodded Christopher
Robin, and when a bear slammed the front door, once again
plunged into reading the newspaper ...
*
Sober discordant team moved a step toward the hotel. In
this early hour on the streets were almost no pedestrians, and
only the wind raised on a small road
dust storms, and drove opavshuyu foliage ...
Piglet, the other day prokuvyrkavshiysya
all night in the house of Aunt Gyeonggi, skipping
rushed to the hotel, as after a stormy
night much like a drink ...
... The hotel has a sidekick met.
Piglet on the move hit a tiger, why
Tiger fell to the ground. Jumping on their feet,
Tigger Piglet friendly slapped on the shoulder:
- Fellowship, it's our special on security systems. Hello,
brother!
- Hi, striped! - Happily
squealed Piglet - High five!
- On!
- Ye - Piglet slapped on hoof
Tigers claw - how's tricks, any news
from the plow?
- Why, for belongings go - just said Tiger - In Egypt
going.
- Yes - nodded Vinnie, - and you in our
team is special for the burglar alarm.
- In Cairo, we have it - told the Rabbit - It is necessary
to borrow from theirs Museum gold mask of Pharaoh. And it is
invaluable!
- And of these, 23% - ours! - Said Winnie.
- In buhnem! - Added Eeyore.
Piglet was stunned. He wanted to say
that he was merely a small pig
and nifiga-he-de does not understand these
most security systems, and the hell FIG traipse in Cairo, if
you can rob the local bank ... But instead of all this Piglet
said simply and naturally:
- Uh-uh ...
- I see that you do not mind - Winnie the pig patted on
the shoulder - By the way, take your glasses ...
Piglet stood with open mouth and digest information.
Egypt, Cairo, mask, priceless, 23%, booze ... Winnie the pig
slapped in the face:
- Hey, Piatak, climbs out of the trance! From
including 3, 5% yours!
- My - with pig went off torpor - and this is how much?
- Many - said Eeyore - swelling
the hell!
- O - handed Piglet - Going well
Gentlemen! Let's go!
- Wait a minute - Winnie, Piglet grasping the collar,
dragged unceremoniously it to yourself - I hope you're not all
beer sucked, huh? And then, without a hangover ...
- Sucks the body - finished the Tiger
Come on, comrades, the turf on one for the road, and
go to the cosmodrome for a wheelbarrow ...
*
"Viper" at all speeds with easy
hiss entered Earth's atmosphere. The ship was shaking and very
cool dangling from side to side. Autopilot show off on all
cylinders, forcing the short- electronic signals to create
"Viper'u" unknown to mankind stunts (such as "crustacean-c" -
the ship against the will of the pilot becomes a shrimp-c
or such an awesome figure as "Mutton
horns, "is when a ship forces of attraction, repulsion, as well
as accelerating, contrary to the laws of terrestrial physics
collapses into a ram's horn, like that here!). From
incandescent body was smoke, and landing space piece of plate
left behind a black smoking trail ...
- Ma ... Ma ... Marazmiiiik! - Pumbaa shouted, clutching
the arms of the hoofs of the gravitational chair - Do is
something to jiggle $%'#prekratilaaaass!!
- Eh? - Prokryahtel Marazmik, tumbling into the cab
because he did not have time get into the gravitational chair -
Shake disappear soon, sir, now including ...
Oops! (Marazmik bumped his head on the desk.)
More precisely, we have included air brakes,
Sir, and send the ship to autopilot
spaceport evergreen forests, sir! Oh,
ah!
Marazmik in the process of tumbling accidentally touched
bare wire, a leading from the main generator, and a little
poprikidyvalsya Lord Reydenom, naelektrizizovannym
mortalkombatovskim Khmyrov. Povizzhav, Marazmik, kuvyrknuvshis
one more time (and hitting a kettle on the floor), touched his
paw sitting in a chair hog. Kaban, feeling
to imagine 100,000 volts, frantically shouted and
twitching in his chair, and only special
protective clothing saved him from the fate of
be fried ham.
Corporal and mechanic, tumbling around the cabin, and
every second crashing all parts body in a remote, wildly
screaming obscenities and a wing of the founders of the updated
"Viper'a. And the autopilot, including air brakes, calmly led
the ship to a place destination, ignoring the indignant cries
somersaults in the cockpit ...
*
Future burglars museum treasures, and sober at the hotel
and gathered in road trunks, that is, taking with them
vodka, beer, snacks, and, naturally,
thieves supplies, sent their
hind legs, paws and hooves in the direction of Evergreen
spaceport, Spaceport, or that, in principle, the same thing. So
Now, a team, picking up on the road dust, quickly moved to the
spaceport (:-drome).
- Winnie - said Piglet quickly
rearranging the hoof, - And what for are we going
the launch site?
- You see, wild boar - said Winnie,
At the launch site today comes with a guest
Kumaris, Corporal Pumbaa ...
- Cop, then - Piglet muttered, pocketing jamb and having
fun inhale ...
-... Under the plan, Christopher, we steal
their car, and fly it to Egypt!
- Can not you would buy tickets to Cairo? - Asked Piglet,
coughing from a severe tightening - Domchalis would Egypt to
your on an airplane with a breeze!
- Piatak, it's inexperience! - Exclaimed indignantly Tiger
- commits robbery of the century, and you and your lamerskimi
ideas you climb! Airplane, airplane! Here at kapralovskoy
wheelbarrow whisk straight up Museum - in both! With a breeze!
..
Donkey Eeyore served as cargo
transport, that is to say it again suspended on the ass's tail
was attached to the trolley, which rested suitcases. Therefore
join the discussion at Eeyore was not the slightest desire to
... Some time all walked in silence, while Piglet again not
filed voice:
- Well, Sleep ... we borrow kapralovskoe letsredstvo and
who will be a carrier?
- I! - Tiger slapped his chest,
I'll be the driver! So, Piglet, as
You see, everything is under control!
Piglet in response only nodded
and eats misgiving, which had a bad property sometimes come
true, he continued to move the hoof ...
*
"Viper", making over the spaceport evergreen forest circle
has finally landed. Verse turbine noise, and the corporal and
the mechanic together with the ceiling crashed to the floor.
Lifting the stigma of sex, Corporal Pumbaa looked around and
did not notice anything suspicious, playfully jumped on the
hoof. Looking out over the windshield, happily breathed boar:
- Chiki-chiki all! Arrived, your mother!
Marazmik crawling on the floor in search of
precipitated false teeth, but found
the jaw-and not fall out of his pocket
his suit, happy rose from his knees. Yes, the insanity of the
mechanics was intense ...
- Well, okay, sir! - Happily
blurted out a mechanic, quietly took out his pocket screwdriver
and trying to insert it into the socket.
But he grasped the big bummer - when
the engine switched off electricity is not
was!
- Prepare for the exit - carelessly
threw Corporal, clothing dress uniform,
Now go to a meeting with local residents ...
- Well, sir, - answered Marazmik,
clothing dress overalls and looking at
Screwdrivers for special occasions.
Coat buttoned all the buttons,
Corporal perched on his head with a cap
proud inscription on an unknown author
language. Mechanic Marazmik accidentally putting
your dress overalls backwards
overwhelmingly surprised by the absence of lightning and
buttons in the front and an abundance of buttons and large
zipper on the back ...
*
Meanwhile, a team of burglars
Evergreen Forest won the starting positions near the ship
landed. On front of all the gun silently disappeared
holes, and openings covered herself with shields. In the
windshield flashed crumpled boars' mug, and then disappeared.
Winnie the Pooh raised a paw and waved in the direction of the
ship, korefanam let you know that as soon as
entrance gate opens, all in unison attack pilots, and knocked
them down. However, plan to seize the ship elaborated
was not because he was born on the road to
spaceport in mind the Tigers, who saw
similar technique in some movie. True,
Tiger by the end of the film did not finish, so
that general agreement had been allowed a little improvisation
...
*
The hatch opened and the ramp went Cpl
Pumbaa with head held high. Following
wild boar on the ladder protsokal mechanic Marazmik
on their hooves and lapoobraznyh, sleek hair, wanted to look
around, but did not - left out of pocket screwdriver painfully
stuck in his leg. Forest announced the wild cry of mechanic ...
Corporal Pumbaa weighed Marazmiku resounding slap, and already
opened his mouth to yell at the mechanic, and disgraced
Marazmus Kumaris at alien planet, but there it was ...
*
Winnie saw the ramp vehicle
came two subjects. One subject, hidden in some mundirchik and
remotely reminiscent of Piglet, with a serious mien looked
around and waved to know who's hoof (Later the bear learned
that it was boar distant relative of the alien
Piglet, whose existence was hitherto a pig and did not know).
The second stranger was a mechanic in overalls, though quite
funny - in front was the inscription M A R A H M & K ", and on
the back was an abundance of buttons and a tremendous blue
lightning. Mechanic dropped out of karma on the screwdriver,
which stuck in his leg and yelled loudly pain. When Cpl weighed
mechanics resounding slap, the sound flew to the Torah
to the ears of Winnie the Pooh, lurking in the top ten meters
of the vessel, Bear waved his paw in the direction of the
ladder and fighting yell "SPECTRUM FOREVER, iNTEL
OUTSIDE!!! "Rushed to a stairwell. Behind him out
povyskakivali their ambush and the rest, and
loud screaming and ran over Winnie the Pooh ...
*
- Oh, the local delegation - Cpl.
Pumbaa smiled broadly - They run to us
meet such joy ... And something
a loud scream ... Probably, they welcome us!
Marazmik, looking at the rapidly approaching Kent, affably
waved them kopytoobraznoy paw and shouted something. As
expected, the intergalactic local language primates do not
understand, but even so continued to approach the ladder, and
something loudly yell ...
- Smiles at them - Corporal welcome
he smiled and pointed hoof mechanics in
side, or they incorrectly interpret
your phrase "iNteL fOrEvEr"! / O, fuck!
NO!!! /
Toothless mouth parted Marazmika
a friendly smile, a corporal, continuing
friendly smile, including automatic translator ...
-... Knock off the pig in his uniform with
hoof - the ears came the corporal, - AND
Take him out that garbage out of the hoof, which he directed at
me, but it still annihilates nafig! Piatak, fuck on the snout
out of a toothless smiling idiot! Tiger, get ready to skakanut
theirs the door, and start the engine!
Plug jaws Marazmika with a thud
fell to the floor, and a smile slowly crept to
his face. Corporal abruptly opened his holster, hanging from a
belt, and ran into it hoof. But evil intent of the Author found
there is only half empty bladder kumarskoy vodka.
- Plyatstvo! - Swore loudly boar - Two thousand three
hundred and eight "blue" marasmic obkurennyh lampolizov!
Where weapons fuck ???!!!
Marazmik tried to say something, but
his jaw, loud klatsaya not allowed
his master to issue a meaningful sounds ...
- Idiotina! - Cpl Marazmika pushed and tried to escape in
the ship but could not - Rabbit, grabbing a wild boar
hind hoof, pulled them over, and Cpl Pumbaa blurted snout of
steel ladder.
Piglet, jumping up high, put
front hoof with a clear intention to go
them in the kettle alien mechanics, but
in his mathematical calculations crept unfortunate mistake, and
suckling pig with all the speed sealed to the wall, very close
with Marazmikom! Marazmik, yelled, "Well you're doing, snake!
"stuck in the ass sealed to the wall of his pig
favorite weapon - sharpened screwdriver for special cases (like
this). With a low moan, a pig with a screwdriver in
ass slowly slid down the wall vessel
on the ground and buried stigma in the chassis,
subsided ... Winnie saw sticking out of your ass pig
screwdriver, very loud swearing swore and shouted:
- They traversed a nickle! For bacon
them on the fat !!!!!!!!
Loudly rustled the bushes, and from them
with the already famous battle cry to you flew
Eeyore with his tail tied to the truck.
The donkey stopped abruptly, but the truck full of suitcases,
continued to sweep forward and carried away for a bewildered
ass ... With overclocking truck with attached thereto a donkey
hit a ladder, and sweeping away everything in your way with a
crash flew into the cockpit Vehicle ... Somewhere in the cab
came a terrible noise, accompanied by the sound of breaking
glass and loud ass scream that he had something ached suitcase
... AND all was quiet ... Around the chassis oklemalsya Piglet,
and pulling the screwdriver out of your ass, went to both the
hoof, clinging to the undercarriage.
- Yeah, brothers, - Winnie gave five Rabbit - Pimp us!
Tiger, backwater motor!
- In nature, Winnie - Tigger nodded
head towards the gateway from which climbed Eeyore, cursing at
every step - Donkey dirtied the whole passage! First, we need
there clean up, let alone climb oposlya amplitude!
Vinnie shook his head in displeasure, in
stop looking for Eeyore, who slazit a twisted ladder. Catching
sight Bear, Eeyore, waved a hoof in the direction of the
gateway:
- Che me directly? It's all silly wagon, her mother this
way and that, Che I always?
- Physics teaching in schools was necessary,
didactic tone of the Tiger said, - There's something there
about the speed or something ...
- Okay, guys, let's not quarrel,
his voice of Winnie the Pooh - In the end,
every bad there is something good -
For example, we now do not have suitcases
inside the vessel to drag ...
- Well, - said Rabbit - Then
vyhu ... We discard these nafig goat from the cockpit, and fly
on his own business!
- Well, - Vinnie scored jamb - Let's sort things out there
that may fly ...
*
How Heffalumps traveled to Cairo,
Author unknown. Can be caught
ride to and reached Egypt hitchhiking,
and, perhaps, borrowed the magic carpet from an antique shop
gopher - who knows! But, anyway, Heffalumps
slowly but surely get to Cairo.
*
Swung a wild boar in the hoof, rabbit and
Eeyore threw Corporal somewhere in the bushes. Shaking paws,
Rabbit carelessly:
- From kabanuliny rid remains
Another Khmyrov!
- Ushastik - out of the hatch's head Tigers - you do here
than it is with a donkey?
- Throw out the garbage - gloomily muttered
Eeyore, waving a hoof in the direction of the bushes, from
which protruded boars hoof.
Tiger laughed gaily:
- Rubbish, you say? So I have one more litter dragged!
With these words the tiger's head disappeared
in the hatch ship and the hatch's head Marazmika. From
somewhere below came the groaning, and wailing Tigers:
- Bring it!
Grasping the mechanics behind his head, Eeyore pulled the
ladder to zero buhogo Marazmika. From hatch back's head Tigers:
- Ugh, and a heavy bastard! This freak
limit your five bottles of vodka owl!
- So what - Eeyore lazy movement
Marazmika hoof lifted by the collar and looked him over from
head to foot - thought, five bottles of vodka ...
Waving his paw on a donkey, Tiger again
disappeared into the hatch. Rabbit, from his pocket
carrots, offered her Eeyore, but the donkey refused, and Rabbit
loud crunching carrots. Eeyore, throwing Marazika on the floor,
pulled out from the pocket of his ragged leather jacket licked
"Snickers," and began to pick out from his nuts ... Satisfy his
hunger, Eeyore and Rabbit Marazmika took over the hoof, and
swung him, threw a ladder into the bushes.
- That's truncated! - Rabbit shook paws
and looked around - clean!
*
Corporal slightly opened his eyes and looked around. All
around lay a boar sticking branches of shrubs and bushes were
nettles. Pumbaa tried to lift a hoof, but not in time - on top
of it fell something dark and heavy. Dyhnuv to Corporal fumes,
stranger prolonged belched. Boar disconnected ...
*
- O - handed Tiger, sadly looking at the vehicle
dashboard, strewn buttons, lights and all sorts of levers.
- Yes - handed Vinny, felt
upholstery chair - Nefigovaya wheelbarrow!
Piglet excessively inquisitive
pig oblazal entire cabin, and found a plate attached to the
transformer.
(C) Nicolas Viper productions
- Winnie - squeaked Piglet - This
wheelbarrow designed to Kumaris in, the Viper Productions!
Tiger sat in the pilot's seat and throwing his paw in paw,
it began to sway. In the cab burst into Eeyore and Rabbit.
- How are you getting? - Asked Rabbit.
- Why, - Tiger gently tapped
on panel - figure it out-ka here!
Piglet by browsing through lockers and found instructions
for managing "Viper'om. Opening the book, read a pig:
"Reach for your brains out of jars and
wipe them with a solution for the preparation for the
perception of information management of our ship. Performing
this simple operation, sit down comfortably in a chair and
prepare a Battle of vodka as places in the instruction used
profanity ... "
Slamming the book, Piglet protsokal to
chair in which sat the Tigris and gave him
book.
- What is it? - Asked
Tiger, examining the books and blowing off her
thick-thick layer of dust.
- User Management - pig sneezed loudly, and shmygnuv dimes,
finished his thought: - You're still reading, I
Now for the bubble run over!
- Of course - Tiger nodded, opening
book - escapes, only faster ...
- Cups do not forget! - Called Winnie.
- And the cucumbers take it! - Added Rabbit.
- In short, five cups, five bubbles, a jar of pickles -
summed Eeyore - And together we will enter the user ...
*
Two hours later ...
- So, - Tiger crunched cucumber and do more sips from a
glass of vodka - So, here it is written that ... Um, so,
quote: "Feeling in the front console of the fifth in a row
thing" ...
- Felt - Rabbit, already fairly
muzzy, put the foot on the lever with a red pen - More ...
- "... Pull it towards you ..."
- Done ...
- "You activate the autopilot, and
be able to enter the course, "- read the Tiger
thickly.
- Enter the course, there was a mechanical voice.
- The course of what? - Said Winnie, - bucks or something?
- Enter Course - the voice repeated,
The course is the ultimate goal.
Rabbit poked by clave board
komputera pedalinu and hit "Enter."
- The course was introduced - the voice said, -
Enter those goal ...
- The mask - Rabbit muttered, pressing the keys.
- The purpose is not clear, enter the goal -
passionless voice repeated.
- Stupid PC! - Carelessly
Rabbit, found on the clave, plate "EBM
INSIDE ", - Piatak, rowed here! We must break
system!
Piglet heavily drunk and crawled
komputeru to have picked up a hoof pad.
- Break the system? - Asked the pig rygnuv - Are you sure?
- Yes - Winnie venerated the battles,
Lohman, Piatak, you do have specials!
- How do you want, but I would not break
such a system - in an indifferent tone
said Piglet, and quite unexpectedly
all started hitting on Claudia
console.
Something clicked, moved kakieto levers fun twinkle lights
... Revived the engine, earned turbine Piglet and, pleased with
himself, threw the mutilated board computer on the floor.
- Prior to the start down to 20 seconds -
said the mechanical voice autopilot
The crew sit in the chair acceleration, fast rise, course and
goal put .... Just Keep more to me
pig, please! ...
- Piatak, you have komputerny genius!
admiringly said Pooh, sitting in
seat acceleration - Did you do it, you
break the system! I figeyu!
- Winnie, I did - that's me! - Piglet
fell to the floor and fell asleep.
All sat on chairs acceleration
and Tiger, who finished pilot's seat, with an important
view pressed the "off" ...
"Viper" gradually rose over the earth,
depends upon a moment and a bullet fell from the place away in
the direction of Egypt.
*
Overloading of breakneck speed one
did not feel, as almost all of the overload
assumed the chair acceleration. Piglet
had time to take-off climb into a chair,
peacefully snoring, Winnie, Rabbit and Eeyore too
asleep, and only Tiger who carried out the role of
pilot, conjured by remote control ...
*
Egypt ... Country of the Pharaohs and dried
mummies. Country in which famous faces
Egyptian pyramids, the pharaohs lie with those that make an
invaluable relic, a golden mask of Pharaoh, which
by SC that is in the Cairo Museum ...
*
- Alarm! - Shouted the Tiger - approaching the city!
Pooh rubbed his eyes and yawned widely and looked at the
tiger and asked if chtonibud a hangover.
- No, - answered the Tiger - Budi others, will soon be on
the spot!
- Well, - said Winnie, and seizing
Pigs for the hooves, pulled him out of his chair: - Snout, the
rise! Cairo!
*
And meanwhile, flew Heffalumps
on a magic carpet ride, borrowed
the shop gophers. Somewhere below shows
skyscrapers, hear the normal sounds of the usual big city ...
- Reduced, - his voice Boss Heffalump, biting off a piece
of sandwich ham, washed down with a bottle of gnarled
inscription on the label "C O M O T O N, Sava Ltd", - ground
the somewhere in the park so that rotozeev was smaller. In
short, gdenibud in a deserted place ...
- Okay, boss - said Kolya,
adjusting flight goggles, pulled the
edge of the carpet - go for landing!
*
Tiger, comfortably seated in a chair,
began to leaf through the user manual. Piglet zanykavshy a
bubble jacket vodka on the sly freshen the nip, Eeyore asleep,
Rabbit with a thoughtful view of biting a carrot, and Winnie
the Pooh just sat there and did nothing at all.
Looking out the window, called to bear the Tigris:
- When this thing will land?
- Now and landed! - Answered
Tiger, snapping the book - right next to the museum!
Pulling on a pair of levers and pressing
a few buttons, Tiger condescendingly
Winnie the Pooh smiled, showing a bear
it, ie, the Tigris - a real pilot.
Motor Viper'a "he coughed, and ... stalled!
The ship went into a tailspin ...
Pig choked with vodka and dropped
of a jacket half empty Battle. Bottle
rolled under control, plaintive tinkling ...
Eeyore and Rabbit ran over a bottle.
Siganuv under control, rabbit hurt paw
wire leading from the generator. Rabbit
a little shocked, but this time was quite enough ass to catch
Battle and drink it! Rabbit Bounce!
Winnie the Pooh tumbled around the cabin and
foul language, promising to Tiger is not the
"Kick", not "pull out"!
Tiger, trying to rectify the situation,
began to push all the buttons in a row.
On the windshield wipers crept from
holes in the hull "Viper'a" seemed
plasma guns. Ryavknuv loud, cannon
fired a volley down somewhere, and Cairo was
the house is less ... Distraught with fear Tiger ran around the
cabin, yelling loudly:
- Look for the parachutes, we skiff! Parachutes! Look!
- The engine is disabled, the system of gravity is off,
the system will protect the crew in event of a disaster alerted
- Said the mechanical voice of the autopilot.
- Where, where is she? - Roared the Tiger.
- The crew take their original positions,
continued the autopilot - The countdown went: 1000, 999, 998 ...
- Look! - Shouted the Tiger - Countdown
go! Look for a system and parachutes!
- System? - Asked Piglet -
But I broke it!
- The stupid pig! - Screamed the Tiger
Then look for parachutes ...
- 995, 994, 993 ... - Counting the vote.
*
Thus, a ship unlucky robbers of evergreen forest that is
running Tigers successfully went into a tailspin, and quickly
close to the ground ...
- Boss, boss! - Vacek, clutching
carpet, lifted his head up - on us chtoto drops, boss!
Leisurely having finished up a sandwich, wiped his boss
paws on the carpet and lifted his head. Looking
in the heavens, the boss saw a small black
the point is rapidly increasing in size.
- Well, let fall, - said, finally, the boss - sorry, what?
Vacek, not soothed by the words boss
continued to stare at the approaching body.
The sun's rays playing on the armored
surface incident pieces, bristling menacingly plasma guns, and
occasionally spitting plasma down somewhere ...
- Boss! - Nervously squeaked Vasek -
This intergalactic police, boss! Us
betrayed! Corruption within our team!
To help!
Weighed him Vaska cuff, from which Vasek almost flew from
the carpet, the boss leisurely raised his big head
up.
- A! - Yelled the boss, dropping from
clutches a bottle of vodka - the devil take them! They rammed
us!!
Kolyano patting on the shoulder, legs folded boss horn
loudly and shouted in his ear Kolya:
- Maneuver!
- What? - Did not understand Kolyan by turning
head from side to side.
The boss looked up again - the ship
the cops were already close ...
- Handlebars, moron! - The boss yelled, trying to snatch
from the jaws of Kolyano management carpet - Turn to!
Kolyan finally noticed the danger,
and, gripping the edge of the carpet, pulled sharply
it on themselves. The carpet made a sharp turn,
which resulted in the fall of boss from the carpet. Very close
to the carpet raced into which went into a tailspin "Viper".
- Phew - noisily exhaled Kolyan, poshmygav trunk and
wiping the sweat from his brow, - has carried!
- Yes - nodded Vasek - Even as carried forth! .. Okay,
let's peak - clings boss, and then it takes us then ...
*
- ... 298, 297, 296 - counting the votes autopilot.
The cabin was complete chaos - the future
robbers tumbled into the cockpit, as rats
in the bank and nifiga could not do ...
- Tiger! - Piglet has oblazal all
Cabinets and now tumbled along with the rest - no parachutes!
- Scribe - hissed Tiger hitting his head on the console,
and clinging to the back seat driver - all "Hasta la
whist! ..
Plump and zhirnenkoe body burro
Eeyore tightly stuck in one of the wide-open lockers. Just the
fact that in Piglet had no time to look into.
- I found them, - said Eeyore, trying to
Remove the jammed ass out locker
Help me, damn it!
- Parachutes come on! - Winnie the Pooh, kuvyrknuvshis,
grabbed the ass - let them here, then pull out ...
- They are in the closet! - Eeyore, clenching his teeth
and tried everything to get rid of cupboard.
Finally, the cabinet gave up - he just
broke away from the wall, and the donkey began to
together with the cabinet to fly around the cabin, creating a
dangerous situation - a case had a very sharp corners ...
- Where the bucket ... - Started the Tiger, but
did not have time to finish - his voice was drowned in the
din of metal and screaming "crew" - apparently
around, "Viper" has finally met
with the land ...
*
Silence ... Only the creaking of crumpled
Metal and someone swearing occasionally interrupted the
silence, and everything was calm and quiet ... "Viper", his
nose buried in the ground, calmly mowed under the tree, I mean
stood as a pillar. Next to the ship grazed already familiar
faces, and loudly shouting at each other ...
- Okay, shut up! - Barked VinniPuh - Mother, like small
children, yeah same ashamed of you ... Do not be these ...
as they are there ... In short, no matter ... Main
- We are in Cairo and the rest - garbage! ..
- Let's go - suddenly offered Piglet - Is not it all gone
through horrors and catastrophes of my appetite.
Concurring with the suggestion pig companions unpacked a
suitcase and dragged out of him five Battle of vodka and
several bottles of beer. Eeyore took a dried fish, and Rabbit
offered carrots from their infinite reserves. Thinking whether
to give Battle at the common table of your favorite vodka
Winnie the Pooh, slazal in his suitcase and pulled out his
bladder vodka Evergreen forest ".
- You know, - said Eeyore, obgladyvaya
fish - I never eat to satiety. Habit! ..
- Yes, yes - the Tiger fish washed down with beer and
pinned on the donkey: - Prior to the blade is
not necessary, on a full stomach put off hard! .. Heh-heh!
- Well, let's talk about
upcoming case - Winnie the Pooh leisurely sipping vodka from a
bottle - What do we do as we do ... In other words, those who
have a plan?
- Plan? - Vstrepetnulsya Tiger instantly forgot about the
beer and fish.
His ears stood straight up, eyes
become oily, mouth itself dispersed
from ear to ear, and out tumbled red
language. Such a great smile Tiger looked like Benny Hill ...
- Yes, the plan - said wearily, Winnie.
- I do not - said Eeyore, patting
his pockets.
- Durney you, guys, - said Winnie the Pooh - All for one
think - get drunk, like pigs ...
- What are the pigs? - Piglet stopped
loud slurp and publish gurgling sounds in the absorption of
beer - okay, Vinny! ..
- ... As pigs, - repeated Winnie the Pooh and popyhal
jamb. - I tell you about another plane ...
- A new variety? - Asked Tiger.
- No! - Barked Winnie the Pooh, leaving
an empty bottle in the vehicle. The bottle broke, the blow
"Viper" fell on its side and crashing down.
Tiger looked at the underlying "Viper",
and sensibly decided to postpone the gags.
- So, anyone any suggestions?
Bear calmed down - I'm listening ...
- I have one idea - his voice Piglet - True, it might seem
extravagant, but ...
- Keep to the point - curtly
Winnie.
- So, so ... - Piglet, taking
Hoof bottle, launched into a lengthy and detailed explanation
of his ideas ...
*
- ... I could ubitsya! - Boss
once again found himself on the rug, began to absorb the new
Battle of moonshine - Come on, Nick, Sadie carpet ...
Nodding, Nick turned down corner of the carpet.
Carpet gently landed right in the middle
Square ...
- Idiot - hissed the boss's ear Kolyano, avoiding
attitudes curious kairtsev, Reel off the carpet, and get out of
here!
- Well, - said Kohl.
Quickly pinned his carpet Heffalumps gathered their
belongings and disappeared in the huge crowd of the big city ...
*
Night falls ... Cairo began to live
for its nightlife, the houses were lit
neon lights advertising, but life in the city
continued to bubble up - all the time kudato
hurried people hooted car horns ... And no one suspected that
some the most secure and tricked Museum
in the world came together two teams of robbers
of evergreen forest with a single purpose - to borrow from the
Museum golden mask of Pharaoh ...
*
Yellow Taxi, vihlyaya from side to
side, drove to the main entrance
museum. Crashing into the fence, wheelbarrow and snorted,
chihnuv a couple of times last, stalled. The door led creaked
opened and out popped his head Tigers. Looking around, Tiger
got out and waved his paw:
- All clear, no one! Get out! ..
Car door swung open and out of cars climbed four subjects
in the black, tightly buttoned leather jackets and stockings on
heads. With a barely audible noise of slamming door car,
Khmyrov, rummaging in the trunk, removed from his briefcase
with thieves accessories. Slamming the lid Trunk, Bear pointed
to a brightly lit entrance to the museum:
- Pig, dui to explore ...
- Well, Winnie, why always me? - Indignant pig - Let
Eeyore goes!
- Piatak, go! - Winnie hissed.
- I'm suffocating! - Piglet tried
removed from the head of the stocking - I'm choking!
- I here you! .. - Winnie the pig weighed Splash and
pointed to the entrance to the museum, Exploration! ..
Piglet, standing a little, turned and zatsokal toward the
brightly lit the main entrance ...
*
Ten minutes later a pig rushed back to the sidekick.
Panting, Piglet lay on the hood of a taxi and a little
breather. Adjusting the stocking on his head, Piglet otrapo
rtoval Winnie the Pooh on the situation Affairs about the
museum. Bear is a satisfied nod his head and asked about the
pig protection.
- Security? - Piglet shrugged
I do not know, have not seen! ..
- Okay, I wanted to spit on the guard!
his voice Eeyore - If the museum is security - we Winnie her
horn bend!
- Okay, shut up! - Said Winnie,
Take your tools and go to break the front door. You have 50
seconds, then we Eeyore approached. Understand?
- Yes, - barked Rabbit, putting on
shoulders of a pig with a heavy bag thieves accessories - After
forty seconds door will be open! ..
Winnie the Pooh waved his paw and said:
Go away! "And Eeyore silently pig
Fist what showed Piglet Eeyore
"Fuck" /. Rabbit and Piglet were dissolved in
night ...
*
- So, sir, - growled the boss, firmly
clinging to the carpet - I was thinking how
we get to the museum ... This museum is not like
our ...
Kolyan silently ran a carpet, with half an ear
listening to the boss. Vasek and sipping moonshine
listened attentively to the boss, agreeing with
his every word. Sailed under the carpet
museum with brightly lit windows, close
from the main entrance stood a yellow car,
buried in a fence ...
- In, in, the competitors! - Screamed
Vacek, - Won the bottom of the pasture!
The boss looked at the main entrance -
near the big door Kolupaev two subjects, one of which ...
- Pig with a big-eared! - The boss pointed a paw at the
main entrance - you see, break down the door? In short, fly
around a bit so about the museum, and then, when these freaks
open the door and zabegut inside, landed and rolled over to the
museum ...
- And take the mask! - Chuckled Nick.
- Good idea - added Vacek.
*
- Ouch! - Squeaked Piglet, when the hammer whizzed past
the castle and into the pig's hoof, - You do me an invalid!
- Shh! Do not yell, - whispered the rabbit,
deftly wielding a hammer.
Piglet pulled out of a bag of dynamite and
set fire to the wick. Inserting the dynamite in the keyhole
well, a pig quietly said:
- Rabbit, funneling!
- You fool! - Hissed Rabbit vzvalivaya on the shoulders of
a pig bag - Come on, moved the hoof!
Piglet and Rabbit ran into a trot
side expects to Winnie the Pooh ....
*
And the explosion was heard. The door, of course, been
blown to pieces as explosives, taken from a pig stocks
bratushek of "laser platoon, was the highest quality. Burning
wreckage of the door scattered far apart. High
hoisted the flame, and gently licked slonopotamsky carpet
aircraft. Carpet zachadil and almost instantaneously burned
down, fell somewhere on the ground. The earth shook from the
impact - It landed Heffalumps ... Winnie the Pooh, Piglet
praised for good work, and the dudes went to the museum. Tiger
was in the wheelbarrow ...
*
Protection of the museum carrying boys from troop
Commando "Wild Bees" and all these wild
Bees have been known to drink are not fools, and so the guards
did not hear thundered the explosion ...
*
- Wow! - Piglet looked -
Cool! I figeyu of all this, and Labuda
kayfoty probably all worth it larger
money!
- Yes, probably - Eeyore with an indifferent
view craned her head up and looked around.
- Enough to devour this mediocre daub his eyes - curtly
Winnie the Pooh having taken a look pass through the gallery.
Small corridor runs into wide-open door, into which was
barely noticeable thin laser beam. Looking at the picture of
Winnie the Pooh found that this "talentless daub" is under
protection alarm. Piglet handed
Hoof it to touch the picture, but
stopped him cry cub:
- Snout! Alarm! ...
Hoof of a pig like lightning disappeared
in a jacket pocket and Piglet alert
gaze swept the entire corridor. Winnie, pulled from his pocket
a crumpled sheet, smoothed it out and gave the pig:
- Na, stomped on this scheme to
panel with alarm, and silently disable it. Remember, Piatak,
unplug lasers, and then put out the camcorder, and always turn
off the alarm in a room with mask of the pharaoh. Got it?
- Understood, understood - Piglet took from
paws of Winnie the Pooh scheme and looked at her.
Clumsy hand Eeyore in the upper corner
sheet was scrawled: "The scheme turn off the reminder, and a
blue felt-tip pen was carried out bold line along the corridors
Museum.
- How accurate? - Just in case
asked Piglet.
- Yes, the local Khmyrov establishing
in the museum alarm, he shared with Eeyore
his invention - nodded Winnie the Pooh
So go ahead, dui and extinguish signalization. You have two
minutes ...
Pig, referring to the scheme went
somewhere along the corridor ...
*
Boss lifted out of the bushes and head
waved his paw his companions:
- Come on! They are already in the museum!
Heffalumps short dashes
reached the entrance to the museum. Looking for raskurochennuyu
door, the boss again, waved its paw: All clear, go!
Heffalumps tiptoed penetrated
museum and a gallop rushed to the nearest
ladder. Sitting on the steps, the boss dug in his pockets, and
drew from them crumpled paper. Smoothed her, he handed the
paper Kolyanu:
- Here, signaling scheme of the museum.
- Where do you take it, chief? - Asked Vacek.
- Where? Where necessary, there and took it,
snapped the boss - in short, Kohl, go to
alarm, all the hell off and
climb into the room with a mask of the ...
as it is ... shorter, climb into the room
with a mask, which we will take. Got it?
- Natyurlih, yavolt! - Progavkal Kohl.
- So Hood - The Boss comfortably settled down on the
stairs - Go on. You have a couple of minutes ...
*
Tiger grazing near the machine and looked at
parties. But nothing suspicious, alas,
was not. Tiger started to get bored, and got
in the car, where is conveniently located in the chair
carrier. Tigger was assailed by yawning,
his eyes began to close ... Tiger put
head on the steering wheel and closed his eyes. Soon
superintendent slept a dead sleep, using
steering wheel instead of a pillow ...
*
Piglet moved along the corridor,
after each step of referring to the scheme.
Wrapped around the corner, I saw a pig before
a locked door and pushed her hoof. The door creaked opened with
a terrible, pig and making a couple of steps, found himself
in a room with a shield alarm. Pulling out
pocket screwdriver, Piglet vigorous step
walked to the screen and looking at the wreath of colored
wires, hard thought. Pulling out of the jacket cutting pliers,
a pig raised them to the bundle of wires, and deeply Sighing,
cut the blue wire ... Nothing happened!
*
Strange, but in the city for some reason without
apparent reason went out all the neon advertising lights ...
*
Sighing again, Piglet bite
Green wire cutters. Camcorders
observation disconnected. Encouraged by a pig is fun, easy way,
you know, bite to eat red and yellow wires. In
all museum lights went out, and on city streets
lights went out ... Confused pig
scratched his head. Emergency light came on.
*
Kolyan skipping raced down the corridor,
occasionally referring to the scheme. Tightening of the
angle, Nick on the move flew in the door and knocked it to his
overweight body. Guards povskakivali from their seats.
- What? - Shouted the first, putting
behind a bottle of vodka.
- Thieves! - Screamed the eighth, taking a stick.
- Commission! - Shouted the third, throwing out the Battle
at the open window.
Kolyan, frozen in the doorway, once again consulted with
the scheme and understand their blunders - scheme has been
turned ...
First, quickly realizing what was happening, went
Heffalump stick the kettle on, loudly shouted:
- Eighth, Seventh and Sixth, stay there, soak it. Others -
for floors! Ninth, call reinforcements!
- Yes, sir!
*
- Oh, to us, it seems, the guests, - mumbled Rabbit,
expressive look somewhere behind Pooh.
Bear is turned - to his three guards were approaching.
Striped flyers chtoto loud shouting and brandishing batons.
Rabbit, unable to stand, pulled up
stairs. Eeyore, looking at Winnie the Pooh
lazily nodded at the approaching cops:
- Put out the garbage?
- Know the problems - Winnie, riding a donkey, with
violent screams rushed to the protection.
Fifth swung a club, but drop it on the victim's head did
not have time - crazy ass rammed a police officer. Winnie not
without pleasure, commented on this fact:
- Garbage piled! Two more ...
End of the sentence hanging in the air - the guards came
from behind - The second and fourth robbers fled to the front
and the Tenth and The third came from behind. Eeyore bowed his
head, and Winnie the Pooh, famously jumped off the donkey, the
direct blow to the jaw sent to the Fourth
KO. The guard flew off the wall and died.
- Cook stun, stun!
shouted someone - The donkey in the ass
him!
Cleaving the air with a whistle, baton
guard down on the back of Winnie the Pooh.
Bear is a loud howl, but immediately got hit with a reversal in
the stomach. Back someone poked in the head stun, and
Bear disconnected.
Oblomov and ass ... Lyagnuv Tenth
and kusnuv Second, Eeyore lost his balance
and fell. Jumping on the hoof, Eeyore butted heads
oklemavshegosya Tenth and re- snapped the leg of the Second,
but stick Third, whistling through the air, fell on his back
the poor donkey. And yet again and again! The final number
program Massacre of the Innocents was shot
of the stun in the ass ass like like the Tenth, who was
crawling on the floor and collecting fallen in the fight teeth
...
*
Ninth flew headlong down the stairs.
- Kolya? So quickly? - Turned
boss.
Ninth abrupt halt, but
inertia rushed forward. Vasek Framed guard tripped and Ninth,
zapnuvshis, flew some distance away and sprawled on the floor.
Calmed down and not moving.
- Ready - rubbing her feet, "said Vacek.
- Yes, a whole bunch of them here! - There was a
from above the bass - Ninth soaked! All otprygalis, my dears! ..
Vasek and the boss looked up the stairs - there were three
cop, the first and Seventh with six, already drenches Kohl.
Hurricane guards swooped on a Heffalump. Whistling sticks,
flashing fists hear loud cursing, but soon all was quiet.
Machined on all sides with batons boss and Vasek lying on the
floor, and guards bringing to life the Ninth, continued
a raid on the floor ...
*
Snout poking around in the dashboard alarm, experimenting
with the wires when door abruptly swung open, and on the verge
silhouette emerged shivering rabbit. Slamming the door behind
him, Rabbit clung to her back and, stammering, he said:
- Ohhhrannna! ...
- What is early? - Did not understand pig
The signaling early in the disabled?
- You fool! - Probleyal Rabbit, hard
breathing - Pointing to scour the floor! ..
- So what? - Piglet cut another wire - Winnie Eeyore with
them all poimeyut!
Rabbit shook his head, but nothing
said. Suddenly the door swung open abruptly, resulting in a
rabbit was sealed to the wall, and on the verge of having the
silhouettes of the commando squad "Wild Bees. "
- Another - First smile,
playing with his baton.
- Pavavizatovom Evo - Tenth mumbled, holding the legs
dangling lower jaw.
Piglet started and turned around. Glancing scornful glance
guards Piggy stood waiting for which is unknown ...
- Take it - waved his first toward Piglet - Now
reinforcements arrive from the changer, so surrender them all
...
Aptly abandoned pig pliers
got straight to the forehead first. It decided
the fate of the pig ...
-= E L O P S T =
What ended this whole story?
Yes, nothing. Winnie the Pooh and his pals,
reshivshiesya audacious robbery at the museum,
were neutralized vigilant guard, and
Of course, once again ended up in the place where the sky
appears in the box. In general, a strict-security camp, where
escape almost impossible. However, our plush
Bear has plans to escape, and soon is going to ask heels
together with his entire team out of the walls
this "perfect" school.
Heffalumps, beaten commando,
resting in hospital. But after discharge, probably will make
another march to the camp. Concentration camp, Natyurlih ...
Commandos from the order of "Wild Bees" were presented the
award for showing Courage. Tenth guide the museum has presented
a new jaw with gold teeth, so The tenth now always smiles
broadly its "golden smile. The first was promoted to colonel,
and all the rest - the small copies of the gold mask on the
memory of the failed robbery.
In evergreen forest, the news that
that a team of Winnie the Pooh and the Heffalump to make the
next a pass, was adopted by differently:
Christopher Robin, sorry for the children caught in the
camp, but could not gloat over the breakup of a Heffalump;
Underground business Owls, which is based on moonshine and
vodkodelie flourished. Still - all the racketeers, their
mother, so pulling time!
And the rest of the residents of Evergreen
forest was actually not care for the fate of the robbers.
And so it ended this story
a failed robbery of the century ...
C O N E C
P. S. All matching names, places,
call-name, etc., considered purely accidental.
P. S. Continuation may be ...
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