Ottyag - Test "Which of your student."

(C) Fedorov, "Chasm" Vladimir


       "Which one of you a student?"


     Among you, probably a lot of students.
I also managed to visit a student and pretty cool delayed for 
five years. Cool it was time ... This small

testik allow you to determine which of the
your student - a nerd or cool ottyazhny guy.


     1. Student planned to tusovka
such as "Day of Freshman." What do you make of this?
 a) take with me a lot of booze, nazhirayus

    and then blyuyu student in a toilet

    club.
 b) I do not go to such events, and

    Besides, I'm already on the second chicken
    se.
 c) Cool drinchayu and delay in pro
    ottyaga process of winning a competition for

    the best dancer, zasnimayu girl

    which won the same-contest

    Women's nomination, and then lead her to

    his home and fuck.


     2. What do you do at boot
lectures, such as sociology?
 a) diligently record all cargo delirium

    lecturer.
 b) plays with a neighbor on the desk in Tic

    Toe "or" blockhead. "
 c) Rewrite the missed lecture on the ro
    bototehnike.


     3. What were you doing when the missed
lecture on robotics?
 a) Since this was the first pair, I

    kochumal in the pub, tortured with a hangover

    after yesterday ottyaga.
 b) I never miss a lecture.
 c) I was in the mold to get out of bed

    at 7 am, since returning yesterday

    after ottyaga home, I filmed biting

    a girl and I wanted to in the morning still

    throw a stick or two.


     4. Lab in full swing. What are you doing?
 a) I sit and think up a new effect to the de
    midges, while, until a neighbor does

    experiments and processes the results. COH
    Yes, he ends up, I happily all

    written off and hand over.
 b) fighting abroad, taking readings

    and holding them in the table.
 c) I went into the audience in his pocket,

    biting otmazu in the form of coupons to the tooth
    nomu (btw, I put down the date in which
    ridore before entering the audit
    tory). After that safely ska
    Tyva Labu a neighbor and give in.


     5. Change before the seminar in philosophy. What are you 
doing?  a) I was standing in a closet smoker and bazaars with 
boy     us.

 b) locked in a toilet stall, scoring

    and blaze jamb (on obkurke pobazarit

    the philosopher is very cool).
 c) I'm sitting in the hallway and repeat the theme of seven
    nara.


     6. After a week's time to take kursovik. What are you 
doing?  a) Latching home and all night long is not


    get out from behind Kuhlmann (I bought it

    even in the second year, as in black
    tezhku go broke).
 b) begin to prepare for exams, so

    as passed kursovik early.
 c) gently approached the lab with

    box of chocolates and get ready

    kursovik from the archive. Rolling over the PA
    py days, and happily hand over.


     7. What do you do if you have to
nose exams?
 a) Diligently preparing for 12 hours a day
    ki.
 b) I am writing spurs and parachutes.
 c) Pull to Buha with friends, so

    a copy directly from the lecture tete
    for the sake of me not getting used to.


     8. During the exam on hydraulics rolls freebie. What are 
you doing?  a) I went to the teachers and without taking a bet


    three ways (because I hasten to nip beers
    ka).
 b) I sit down, prepare and worried, surrendering to

    five.
 c) I sit down, write off all, read out the spin
    sannoe teachers and get four.


     9. After the first examination all gather in the hostel to 
celebrate the change. What do you doing?

 a) I will not go there, since the exam Th
    cut for three days, and I do not have time to well under
    prepare.
 b) Buha this evening on a full program
    metal, but in the morning hrenachu home to

    depart from pohmelyugi and dash spurs.
 c) Buha all three days, I come to the exam

    with the exhaust to two meters, but still

    I hand him (how could it be otherwise).


     10. After the exam you all
a crowd gathered to send to the factory for
transmission manufacturing practices.
What do you predprinimesh about this?
 a) agree that the practice will go

    on another plant. There's a technical department pa
    been operating my friend, who before
    nent to me all the necessary documentation.

    Therefore, in the factory I do not appears
    yus.
 b) Zatusovyvayus a technical department of the plant,

    I was sent to, agree on
    through the necessary documentation and to make
    even a couple of days.
 c) I go to the factory all 20 days. Go on

    shops, collecting documentation, and then

    five more days, draw up a report.


          Well, now the math:


  1. a) 5 points 6. a) 5 points

     b) 1 - - b) 1 - "-

     a) 10 - - a) 10 - "-

  2. a) 1 - - 7. a) 1 - "-

     b) 10 - - b) 5 - -

     a) 5 - - a) 10 - "-

  3. a) 5 - - 8. a) 10 - "-

     b) 1 - - b) 1 - "-

     a) 10 - - a) 5 - -

  4. a) 5 - - 9. a) 1 - "-

     b) 1 - - b) 5 - -

     a) 10 - - a) 10 - "-

  5. a) 5 - - 10. a) 10 - "-

     b) 10 - - b) 5 - -

     a) 1 - - c) 1 - "-


                 90-100

     You're cool and ottyazhny student. Besides
it does not matter that after the exam
virtually nothing remains in your head -
the main thing that stands in the student's record-book mark, 
and in the pocket of a grandmother in a Battle. Of course,

joke-joke, but it can be to finish badly
Fall re-examination.


                 60-89

     Duc, Elah-burns ... You love to plunk
boys and Gurley, however, about the study does not
forget. But my advice to you: not only
napryazhnye nesuetlivo and revel in full growth.


                 30-59

     Look around you - because apart from learning
around you there are lots of interesting things.
Go have a drink with the boys, a girl fall asleep.
May feel better ...


                 10-29

     Well, you nerdy! In my opinion, it's you
in the genotype. This is terminally ... Or maybe
have you to fifteen years, his mother was thrashed
strap on the bare ass of any assessment,
different from the five.



     More until the dough is not so rounded. Write letters, 
review the tests and, perhaps, themselves some testik dash, so 
please send. If you win - the prize will receive (in terms of 
competition previous number in the "Contest").


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