Ottyag - The test "Do you have a sense of humor."

     (C) dr. John


      Do you have a sense of humor?


     1. If you call "hat" ...
 a) immediately running to buy bandanna.
 b) you shout in his ear: "Sam in the glasses!"
 c) The reply: "But the fashion!"

     2. If a friend gave you a "hot" ...
 a) drink a barrel "SPRITE".
 b) Call "01."
 c) to thank for the fact that it gives you

    the fire of his soul.

     3. If you fucking Gopnik "sent
away, you ...
 a) go to the nearby intersection.
 b) begins to assure that you do not love

    long-distance travel.
 c) go even further.

     4. If, having come there, you send
"Three-letter" ...
 a) immediately running to the "MMM".
 b) declares that the BAM has been.
(ADV: BAM - Rybinsk district)
 c) go back where you came from.

     5. If your house was robbed ...
 a) say to yourself: "is not about money happiness

    and with grief guzzle all the rest.
 b) declares to the police.
 c) go and in retaliation robbed

    its neighbor.

     6. If you at the party "was given by
hat "...
 a) rejoice that it is not on the neck.
 b) refuse to take.
 c) boasts that now you do not

    will freeze the head.

     7. If your girlfriend suddenly
offered to wash the floor in your house ...
 a) ask her then still do the dishes.
 b) noted that she began yearning for

    fairer sex, and what you will

    jealous.
 c) rejoice that she is finally singing
    curling interest in sexual activity.

     8. If you made a homosexual
indecent proposal, then you ...
 a) soglashaeshsya so as not to offend. (FUCK

    OFF!!!)
) Thanks, but you refuse.
 c) believe in love at first sight

    surgery to change sex.

     9. If someone came to you on foot, you ...
 a) ask: "Did not you learn

    stand on my own two feet? "
 b) feel glad that someone wants to stand with

    you on a friendly footing.
 a) ask whether it is convenient to him to stand and

    without waiting for an answer, give him "on

    turnips. "

     10. If you are at work hit the ruble ...
 a) rejoice that it is not hundred-ruble Monet
    one.
 b) to inform everyone that you are now in

    "Hit".
 c) write to you to continue to hit only

    dollar.


          So, to sum up:


      1 A-3 6 A-5

        B-10 B-3

        B-5 B-10

      2 A-5 7 A-3

        B-10 B-5

        B-3 B-10

      3 A 10 8 A-5

        B-3 B-3

        B-5 B-10

      4 A 10 9 A-5

        B-5 B-10

        B-3 B-3

      5 A 10 10 A-5

        B-3 B-3

        B-5 B-10


               80-100

     You have amazing jitteriness
humor. About like you say: "shirt -
guy. "No matter you are not by themselves
miss, especially if ... do nothing.

                50-79

     You do not fish, not meat. You are likely to vegetables. 
To you it is required to change the way life, try to do it as 
soon as possible possible.


                35-49

     If you and will continue to stall, then the funniest thing 
you have yet to come! 

                0-34

     Hey! You - moron! You need
isolation from society, you have no place in
Our get-together, you deserve the title "superruchnik.

               0 points

     This shows your disregard
respect to the test. This means that you or a reasonable, 
sober-minded person, or a very big asshole, which even laziness

to answer questions.



     What's that, a sense of humor in dr.Zheni
some peculiar, and also testik
turned out non-standard. We'll see next:



     (C) dr. John


     Come on, man, to argue with you, that you
certainly consider myself a sort of hero-lover, PLAYBOY 'it. 
But it seems to me that You are likely, the rabbit, which

is shown in his character and afraid of girls, how the hell 
incense ... Oh, I see you boiled with rage! What? No love

when you speak the truth? Calm down,
Calm down guy. It is better to try to prove otherwise to me by 
answering these simple questions.



                ABOUT "IT"


     1. Question "nambe One" (I see you already
scared). Do you love to talk about
"It"?
 A. About what?
 B. Only about it and I tell you!
 Q. And what to speak, act, act
    vat not!

     2. Do you think that such a "contraceptive"?
 A. As if you do not know!
 B. What would nebylo - buy obezatelno.
 B. Probably, the name of some spices.

     3. Before beginning an intimate relationship
you love to take:
 A. Bath. It usually all begins.
 B. 100 grams.
 V. hole. And not before, but instead!

     4. You often say that you are very
sexy?
 A. Much more often than you do!
 B. It is the evening to linger and "ancestors"

    immediately, "Male" name-calling!
 V. blade, insolent!

     5. I now you such a tricky
ask a question: do you love to undress
front of the mirror?
 A. Yes! I'm even with him wearing 10 pieces (what?

    "Eaten"!)
 B. Nope, not interested in the mirror ...
 Q. And what I have not seen?

     6. Boy, you're done! You've already answered half of the 
question, whisk the sweat ... and continue on to answer ... 
From whom do you first learned about gender relations?

 A. The very thought of!
 B. From his younger brother.
 B. From the conversation, heard on the bus.

     7. In the morning you wake up and discover the stranger in 
your bed! What do you think of it?

 A. I was drunk ...
 B. We use the case!
 B. If only she knew how to brew coffee!

     8. When your parents' kvakuhi "
leave for a week ... temperameten whether you're with
her?
 A. You bet! It is worth to us as follows Zawoja
    zitsya, neighbors bang on the wall and

    beg quiet (Yes. .. but for "kvakuhu"

    you still answer ...)
 B. Vozmuschyayutsya neighbors below. They again

    cracked ceiling and the chandelier fell,

    and recently they even called the police ...
 B. Not zhalutsya even her younger brother, although

    sleeps with us in one room.

     9. Aha! Now you dogadyvaeshsya why her brother had behaved 
so quiet ... You zastukivaesh it with a little girl ... And 
they trying to make love. What do you say to them?

 A. "What is this game? Chur I drive!"
 B. "Do your parents know what you're here

    Occupation? "
 B. "That's how it's done!"

     10. Rejoice, O People! This is the last
question of our exam ... With whom do you prefer to have 
intimate relations?  A. And what do you care?

 B. Tycho himself ...
 Q. And do you think of anyone under your former
    ruzhka gone?


        Now count the points:


      1 A-1 6 A-3

        B-2 B-1

        B-3 B-2

      2 A-3 7 A-1

        B-2 B-3

        B-1 B-2

      3 A-3 8 A-3

        B-2 B-1

        B-1 B-2

      4 A-1 9 A-2

        B-3 B-1

        B-2 B-3

      5 A-2 10 A-2

        B-3 B-1

        B-1 B-3


               more than 30

     Stop lying, then! These do not happen!


                 30-23

     You PLAYBOY!!! Are you glad? Just do not
too carried away, but it is clearly not going to die from
Cancer ...


                 22-18

     Your attitude to sex is very good.
But he is to you - not really. At best,
you want to ... go to the survey.


                 17-11

     Aha! You - a rabbit, but I always was
on thee a better opinion ... Do not be afraid, this
secret nobody knows ... Apart from my girlfriend-mash.


                  10

     Maybe you're right. In addition to sex life is so much 
gadgets ... 



     That's it! I'm a good boy, I went
bye-bye .... with a girl (of course).



     Duc ... Peculiar. I was particularly
pleased with the tenth question. It is worth quoting:

     10. People Rejoice! This is the last issue of our exam ... 
With whom do you prefer to have intimate relations?  A. And 
what do you care?  B. Tycho himself ...

 Q. And do you think of anyone under your former
    ruzhka gone?


     For some reason I could not even answer
to this question, using data from options
replies: "B" I was not satisfied, but
"A" and "B" - is simply pearl! Question
the answer is very cool combination of: (VA)
"With whom do you prefer to have intimate relations?" (OA) "Do 
you think to whom Your ex-girlfriend go? "Milo, and

importantly, very logical. People! If we are
written test, before heading to
us at least read and testanites themselves, and then see what 
happens! 

     And finally, now my creativity. Who read, say, cool
testik turned out.