Ottyag - Test "Formatsevt, check for authenticity."

                 Testiki


     An ad in the last issue of competition tests started 
coming first letters. So today on your court, I represent the 
work of two people, two doctors ... No, I do not make fun of: 
odnin - dr. Laser from Tutaeva, and another - dr. John from 
Rybinsk. 


     (C) Rusty Slav 'Dr. Laser


     Pharmacist. Test for authenticity.


     It's no secret that in every
City is a profession, which kakimto reasons are more popular
than all others. In the city of Severodonetsk
Luhansk region of one of these occupations is profession of 
pharmacist. In the years stagnation is due to the fact that 
pharmacists are included in the privileged circle admitted to 
the deficit, but after This grace is over, pharmacists

continued to envy: work (at first
view) is not difficult, the salary (compared to janitors and 
cleaners) high and to the same shall be paid without delay!

It is therefore not surprising that
that every now and then appeared imposters posing as 
pharmacists, to look more cool in the eyes of their friends and 
girlfriends. 

     Naturally, this could not cause
perturbations by these pharmacists. There was even developed a 
special test to detect impostors who

We present to your attention.

   1. You give the object inspection recipe and offer to read.

    a) He not only read the recipe, but

       and tell you what is written out medicines
       proof, of what disease, the highest pa
       zovuyu and daily dose, etc.

    b) Answer: "Sorry, I forgot at home Pts
       ki. "

    a) said: "What am I, Doctor?"

   2. In his presence, you complain to the
headache and asks what he can
advice?

    a) Efferalgan-UPSA

    b) Tempalgin

    c) Axe.

   3. Your girlfriend tells him that
doctor prescribed her pessaries and asked
how to take them?

    a) Did the doctor do not you say?

    b) 2 each 3 times a day, drink

       milk.

    a) For 1 piece, 2 times a day, it is inconvenient

       to say where.

   4. You ask him whether he had read
State Pharmacopoeia?

    a) Why?

    b) And how, every day.

    c) Who is the author?

   5. You tell him that he bought from a pharmacy candles and 
ask which side of the them to light?


    a) Read the instructions.

    b) With both of them.

    a) Why do they light?

   6. You ask him what to take to pump up muscles?

    a) Retabolil, Metilandrostendiol and

       the like.

    b) sports.

    c) Fuck you (awkward to say)!

   7. You tell that he had heard about the rising prices of 
medicines and to monitor its reaction.


    a) rejoices (but it is evident that no sincere
       no)

    b) genuinely rejoices.

    a) sad.

   8. Choosing a time when it is about something
thoughtful, quietly come up and whisper
in my ear: "Free prescriptions."

    a) With a cry of horror jumps on

       place, and you succeeded with great difficulty
       is to convince him that it was

       joke.

    b) looks like a duck in a thunderstorm

       on both sides, not knowing how to

       themselves in this situation.

    a) twisting a finger to his temple and moves away

       away from you.

   9. You're invited him to visit and ask, with some grass him 
to brew tea. 

    a) On your own.

    b) With all that is.

    a) I hate tea, it's better to

       drink "Fanta".

  10. You ask his opinion of balsam Bittner.

    a) the coolest thing.

    b) utter nonsense.

    c) Do not know yet not been drinking.


        Table Scoring:


  1. a) 10 pts 6. a) 5 points

     b) 5 - - b) 1 - "-

     a) 1 - - c) 10 - "-

  2. a) 5 - - 7. a) 5 - "-

     b) 10 - - b) 10 - "-

     a) 1 - - c) 1 - "-

  3. a) 1 - - 8. a) 10 - "-

     b) 5 - - b) 5 - -

     a) 10 - - c) 1 - "-

  4. a) 10 - - 9. a) 1 - "-

     b) 5 - - b) 5 - -

     a) 1 - - c) 10 - "-

  5. a) 1 - - 10. a) 5 - "-

     b) 5 - - b) 10 - "-

     a) 10 - - c) 1 - "-


                 90-100

     You're lucky, my friend, your friend
indeed pharmacist and clearly not the worst. Do not forget to 
ask for forgiveness for the fact that doubted him.



                 60-89

     Looks like he's really a pharmacist,
but obviously not the best. But perhaps he
long without a job and just lost the qualification.


                 30-59

     Do not worry, buddy, but your friend
not a pharmacist. And, the information about medicines
which he so willingly shares, he draws in the best case from 
the directory Mashkovsky "Drugs", and worst - from television 
commercials. 


                 10-29

     I do not understand, where did you get that he
impersonating a pharmacist. In my opinion, he
completely normal person.



     Well what can we say about this? In fact, any test is
to check the reading on the subject, whether the monster
he or garni boy. Immediately I was tested for, if I have friends
pharmacists or not. I personally, even without
This test can safely say
I have a couple friends of physicians, but
they are not pharmacists, but actually both
surgeons, because I know exactly what they
finished uni it was for this specialization. A testik, in 
principle, made wisely and soundly, though a strange issue.



     See the following:


   Well, it's me again, Dr. Laser.

   In ADV # 7 in the category "Ottyag" I read a very 
interesting material, the author is noticed that many people are

Dumb ass. But how to find out
Is it this or that person does not
a word was said, and I decided to take
This "noble" work on yourself.

   And another thing. The fact that I take out such tests, 
which must be considered points, calculate the sum, and then 
look for what answer she meets. Therefore,

I built my test differently. You only need to read the following
events and remember, it was not there to
you have something like that. If it happened
answer "yes" if you do not happen -
"No." That's all.