Ottyag - observing life.

Ottyak, Part One

Chasm / CPU

As always, I live here

PS

within three days (with a break
to sleep) I listened to one and the same-cassette - Pungent 
Stench "Dirty rhymes and psychotronic beats". 

ps. Batoreek enough.

PPP Girls Ssali under PS

ppps Tower demolished so that OTTYAG
I completed the 2 days; b


Shit

Once, I wrote a marker
wall of an entrance "cpu". After some time I was asked: "Well
where the shit? ". I said:" If
look, shit can be found everywhere "...


Anal-genital conflicts

In our city there is rampant sexual illiteracy, especially 
pronounced among young people under 17. 

The other day, having fun pass in public
transport, namely in the bus, and being located on the rear
area of transport
means, I became an unwitting listener following the story, 
which is the most colorful shades narrated his friends the 
young man, with a distinct image peteushnika. 

- Guys! - Broadcasting a young man - Today we stand at recess 
and smoke. Vaska here from CA-02 began

tell us how last Saturday, he tore the girl that picked up in 
the "Palm". 

- Vaska can! - Approved Vas'kin of one of the listeners.

- Well, in general, he took the calf they had made wine each, 
and the chick it herself and offers fell on her house,

as the laces from her today in the country
roost - kartohu not molested.

- Lucky Vaska. - Envy
put another finch. - I would
so, and then I'm in the same room with his grandmother live, 
fucking bitch does not drag. - Yes dam eblo! - Troubled 
narrator. - Do not bother to soar! 

- Lana, Lana!

- Well, the basements are to the girl at the
house, drunk, in bed. Vaska threw his stick, went to smoke, 
drink. Well here Vaska second casts, and dragged the girl so 
that asks her to ass fuck.


- Heh, heh - together neigh students.

- Well, he slammed her again as she
requested. Drank wine, well, she had it
night and stayed.

- Cool!! - Again pozvidyval sexually unsatisfied siskin.

- In the morning a woman rushed into the kitchen,
make an omelet with sausage, Vaska invited to the table, put
pan. He sat down, Hawa. Well,
Baba also takes the fork and tries to
settle down there, running
plug-in that same pan. At that
Vaska, removing the pan in
side, she declares:

"I Pidor at one table does not
sit! "

- That's a hell-raisers Vaska! - Graduated from the narrator.

This is where the boys was seriously razorzhalis, so that their 
dashing Laughter began to turn around the whole

trolley, but I still kolbasit
a couple of stops.


Fish

We had another CPU pati ....
We bought 50 liters of beer, and I took
dried roach and a knife. Belly of
fish was a fat, pregnant.
The knife was sharp, and salty fish.
Color and shape of the cut belly
fish, in which there is
roe, like a excited
pussy. After I licked it
eggs in an hour, I realized that
sex organs of all kinds bab
identical to the taste.


Door

A week ago the front door of our porch was replaced by an iron 
with combination lock. Through Three days on the third floor 
had been robbed apartment. The last ten years

burglaries in our entrance was not.


Bus current time

Climbing into the bus, I decided today to pay the fare and took
3 rubles. Around me were two men with angry faces
man and woman that touches both to his most beloved
breast, small, identical in
size, leather handbags. These
two men looked at each other with an animal grin. Removing from
coin pocket, I handed the money man, but he was terrified and
put out a grin, nodded at the woman.


Yevs

Lenya and money. I have a friend
(?) Childhood. Jew. Throughout
already half a year we (I?) makes fun on the phone. I call him 
and I say:


- Leonardo, and lend you
I am 50 wood?

At that the individual
entrepreneur starts usiratsya that he is the 50 p.
Just today, no.

ps I have a friend in our
Rybinsk tax police, so
he told me nedavno (at my request)
brought a printout of income for Leni
2002. There was just about
P 250.000.

PPS: And in my childhood we lived for one
wall (my flat is number 100,
his was 99)

ppps Some Jews - goats,
although they can be friends
childhood.

pppps: When it comes to me sometimes, it just warns
I forgot Lopatnic home;)


the Chasm is shadow

Recently, I decided to spend time aesthetically and went ashore
Volga River, just outside our local,
beautiful, legendary, and just
fucking museum, it is worth close to that same river. In 
general, took a couple of beers and nuts package. Nehily found 
the stone and sat on it asshole. I sit, drink beer and watch

Beauty at the Volga, of which at this point just nemeryannom. By
After spending half of my seat, I notice that from
embankment me down uneven gait 4 girls in adolescence, ie, 
years from 15 to 17. Sitting here drinking beer, I think

Wait a get acquainted, as closer
fit. But before reaching me
literally twenty steps, the girl turns to me assholes, take off 
jeans, shorts, p8isazhivayutsya and begin to openly and 
blatantly piss, spoiling my only just zaimpruvlennoe mood (or 
maybe not?;) While the two of them still look back on all 
sides, steaming at the expense of people who can podsekat 
urinating their physiological processes.

The first two pulled his trousers and lit. I sit and focus on 
them look. Two other women, too

take off pants, sit down and
start to piss. Golden urine
already gleamed in the sun, sun, the expansion of coastal 
rocks. When and the party girls become easier, buttoned up and 
lit it, I slightly changed the position of his body and nice 
voice pronouncing: 

- Well, what? And now may meet?

Somehow, they both blown away. I
just do not understand why they are so
then just as abruptly blew up.

Could talk to and, if so
everything turned out.

p.s. Not far away (about a hundred meters), they were boys 
(also ukvashennye) I do not know what they told their

the girls about it;)

PPS: And if it were not for kids?


Paint

Once we decided to have a drink with my childhood friend. 
Taking on jug on the snout, we flooded him

on the house. They drank in the first-zanyuhali sleeve. Drunk 
on the second zanyuhali. Then he went to call

local whores, because we have still remained a jug, and fuck 
already wanted.


While he was gone, I decided to make Hawk on zakus as
like "ladies" priprutsya.

I lifted the lid only
available on the stove and pans
realized that it was totally fucked up - in
pan was poured floors (
sense to paint the floor) paint
korichnegogo light colors, sharp
smelling solvent. Prevent it from nearby spoon, I
convinced that the organ of smell me
did not disappoint. Tubaretku sat on and waited for the owner.

The whole trick is that my friend - the alcoholic. It does not 
work and spends all their time looking for casks and

the place where you can hover
his penis. However, he still feeds the protein your body for
by his mother (by the way, drinking
no less), by nature, a woman earns painting
various surfaces of paint coatings.

This reality sluchilas after
how my friend exchanged information available to him at home 
paint (Mamchik merged it into work for the left shabashki) for 
Simon. 

This pan was accompanied by a note: "ZHRITE BITCH!"

ХММОЖНОБЫЛОНАПИСАТЬИПСИХОДЕЛИЧНЕЕ;) Get the simple truth


Refrigerator or cheap happiness

I was a regular heavy drinking and taking jug of vodka, I went 
back to one my childhood friend, who also lives in my house. 
While living alone, as the father of He died, and the mother is 
living with cohabiting in addition to the house. So two-bedroom 
apartment slowly begins to smack on the stash. Going up to the 
fifth floor (which is in fact, females - all local alkofriki do 
not live below the fourth), I I heard a strange rhythmic sounds 
of metal on metal, moreover, than higher I climbed, the clearer 
they became. Approaching I need the door, I realized that

weird beats the sound of it
because of it. Stukanuv conditional callsign, I snuck into the 
lair of a beginner materet alcoholic. In the kitchen waiting 
for me incredible picture. Middle of the room povernuy stood 
back wall refrigerator, from which have already removed the 
radiator and the compressor. The very same radiator lying on 
the floor and with him, using a chisel and hammer, three local 
freaks tried to remove the copper tube which runs freon. 

Well-Nájera you doing this? - I asked a reasonable question.

- Medyaha! - Said one of the freaks,
leaving your desk. -Give up, take two jugs of alcohol. And then 
hands Won kk shaking!


He demonstrated the flutter limbs still opahnuvshegosya chronic 
alcoholic. 

- There's still a compressor motor
there, but his home by gouging -
said another freak - here in
streets, cobblestones on it should gouge.

- Listen to Micah. - I asked the owner of the house - It is a 
refrigerator you work. Dick-whether you're done with him? After 
all it could to drive at least 200 rubles. 

- Well, first of all who donate - should look for someone to 
run. Second, who bear - you look at us. In

Third, you want to drink now, but
in the fourth - where I'll be empty
jugs to store, eh? Yes, and mamma
even begin to strain. And then building
currently stands and stands, I still refrigerator for the 
second year do not include huyli it stored? - Reasonable notice 
the owner. 

Well, I think - just ohueli scumbags. However, people (?) 
Sorry, so take out of his pocket Battle of vodka and put on the 
table. Must to see them illuminated

Hari! Jug sold for one
circle, and work has begun to boil with a vengeance. After the 
coil was successfully separated from the radiator

and weighed in BEZMENOV, which showed 2 kg, was the most 
zhazhduyschy sent to a point - in our district

there are points where the change in the misuse of Non-Ferrous
tekkno alcohol.

Sitting waiting for all my smoke whitefish.
Finally appears dejected
messenger and a pathetic kind of spread table jug of diluted
alcohol, half the black bread and
a packet of "Prima".

- Well, for fuck's the matter? - Begins
bychit owner. - There medyahi
must have been for 30 rubles, and
You brought this all on 15 wooden!

- Sam would have gone! - Snapped
walker. - Do Anikei (owner points
Reception Non-Ferrous) steelyard posted
only 1 kg. and NAA at another point
run was bummer. After all, you have
podi pipe burn.

But as the coil in the fridge
was not returned, and alcohol, appetizer and whitefish were in 
close proximity, then after drinking jug of grief

decreased. Pity on
them (after all, once together
sandbox were busy), I generously Mark twenty. After
bought with the money, "kilo" was consumed inside,
osolovevshy and happy owner
passed out on the couch and fell asleep. By
him smiling in his sleep eblu could see that today cheap
his happiness at last attended.


Calendar

A couple of months ago that alkofrika, whose mother was poured 
into a pan paint, there was another attack of delirium tremens. 
He long drink, but then decided to

temporarily podzavyazat nanadolgo,
as the kidney had become something
strongly reminded of myself.

It was night. Samuel Eto'o could not sleep though burst, is 
looking into an empty television set, and then the cat

run through the apartment, a black
dog with glowing yellow
eyes from the next room
come, sit look at
it, yes once again gone. But worst of all it got the mouse. 
Take away under his pant leg and crawl toward the penis. He 
grabbed her hands a leg feels that holds

one, but others are tricky contagion - on
the other leg their way.

Suffered, endured, he is a disgrace
not vytepel. Mother woke up and
he asked that it caused
skoryak stupid. Boy rode on
month Durkee. Rested. Kidneys
passed. And was discharged the same day
was again in the umat.

Once home I was doing
nehuy, not that nehuy, but simply
do whatever was in the bummer. I took
poltorahu beer, a couple of roach and went to him, let me think 
a hangover. We sit drinking beer, listening to babbling torn 
dynamics, which two wires to prikonnekchen

radiorazetke. Suddenly I notice
that frame the kitchen window stuck
calendar for this year, I take it,
in order to see what today
day, as he sometimes divorced from reality because of homework 
and the recent failure of global television. Here I pin to the 
fact that almost all the days of the past months pierced with a 
needle. 

I remember when I was married to tightly communicated to the 
women, some of They similarly counting the days

between periods, so do not miss the aerial. But as the boy 
friend of long ago left him and turned into a prostitute, I am 
a sinful deed thought it was his divorced milf exposes to the 
public Review your intimate calendar.


- Give me here, - said kid -
need more hole punched.

I softly damned good - what month a peasant:) But now it turns 
out that each hole indicates the day

conducted in terms of kid, not in vain. Ie Today drank
hole, did not drink - empty. In
Overall, not counting the months spent in Durkee, I counted only
five empty days. It was the beginning
May.

ps Sometimes the mother boy ISPO
box is used this calendar with a view to
blackmail, when her son have really quite buries itself - such 
as stories about paint. Milf scare son,

that will carry it (calendar) in the
Durkee, napletet about him, and squirrel
frostbitten antics, after which the boy tochnyakom go a couple 
of months to rest on state-owned provisions found, too.



Pop music

Once again, my friend tried to
I assure you that Zemfira Ramazanova - it's not pop music, and 
generally "My aunt." To which I said to him:

"The fact that the published edition more
one million, will automatically
becomes a pop, regardless of the severity of the sound. "


Stereo

Many people probably do not realize that for the past 
approximately twenty years is planned zasiranie brains of human 
civilization corporations producing elektroniku and various 
commercial labels. 

Everyone, of course, familiar markings headphones r / l? Well, 
well. As we know from neurophysiology for creativity meets 
exactly the right hemisphere of the human brain, but the 
information it receives from the left eye and ear. It is 
through the left earpiece is direct aggression on your brain,

forcing you stupidly agree
listen to regular pop
crafts, and then lay out for
her money. So, if you
still like pop music, I advise you to insert earphones back
labeling, and in stereo
do the reverse channel.

ps. Dogodaytes why the U.S. and even
around the world are so popular
Japanese / Korean goods?

PPP. A Elf said to me recently that
These things are called binaural beats that are easy
influence on the psyche and human behavior.


True

Seven years ago, I studied at the Institute and once filled up 
the session. In the summer I met a girl and was it fuck. Since 
it was new and good. Then came August, and I had to retake

"Robotics", I abstract away from booze and girls on the whole
week - teaching. Retake.

Then came the girl and said that
last week I jerked off six times
remembering her and wanted to fuck her right now. She lowered 
her eyes and said that perepihnulas memory of old with his

limit the memory of his former dude. I said that to me is
shit. I'm cool fucked by Sepultura, which play in my
player, while I was her first cancer.

A week later, I dripped with
end. Of course, it was shit, but I knew someone to fill in this
ebalo.


Recollection of virginity

Once I was walking with a friend down the street and we met 2
girls, as it turned out, friends
for my friend. They asked us where we go. We were told
that in the store for a snack. Back to the question they said 
that go to blyadki. We mutually understood that we on the road. 
They sat down and drank. As it turned out, one of the girls was 
a classmate of my familiar and, moreover, in the school

years, she wanted him very much,
and is now married to some
angle. In general, everything was decided
OK, drugan went with this
girl, and I went with her friend to
home. Put Rapoon, she
undressed, lay down in bed, I lay
next. Fuk occurred almost immediately. After which the girl
jumps up, dress pants,
bra, and then dress and issues
the final phrase: "I am the first
date no one give! "Since
I no longer saw her.