TargeT #Bonus 11 июня 2000

again missed - the continuation of Tales of C_Week; Wrote FOX, Black, Smont, Sir Denis ...

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And it :-), continued tales from C_Week ____. _ /
Wrote FOX, Black, Smont, Sir Denis ... .

Wrote one year ago, and the year she was lying on a mounted 
onto the BBS-dimensional disk. And now I give it to you :-)


--- A little bit about past events (old story (lamerz adventure 
1) - (Gamer pulled from the cache cellular modem and dialed a 
familiar number:  "6-25-18 "....


 Redneck was already there ...

 Then came the familiar macro, and Gamer howled: Fox, pancake, 
help me! 

-D E M O (E n and in O!??-Yelled FOX, Thou art just when 
promised? -Beer? Aaa ... And it ... eue ... And it is at this 
shkafopodobnoy gorily  is! - Gamer, and pointed his finger at 
the third Petya, who are already so  vreminem came very close.

"What?"? in this Macaques have a beer?? - Surprised FOX
-Yeah, but he does not like to share it (Beer)
-Hto do not like to share? Paryve-in anger shouted FOX-Wait a he
 from my new effect so zaglyuchit that will then be
 network to roam and yell:


                 Kampot - is the BEST drink!!!

----------------- NEW STORY --- Lamers Adventure 2 
----------------  Kampot?? WHERE Kampot ?!!!!!! Zhlobyara 
rolled out its puffy eyes, so that they nearly went off the 
orbit and the next moment he was just 2 steps away from the 
crazy of terror twins, and in another moment there was a crunch 
broken bones, and the connection with Gameren interrupted ...  
FOX vain shouted into the phone, there were only 
udalayuschiesya steps something brutal. The last thing I heard 
from them, FOX, is a cry -Acheeeeee !!!!! and silence ...


-That fucking lamer! Thought-FOX, but just then he had sakazt:
 DI
 HALT
and would hang this "Peter" as the nozzles on the battery:)

And now it looks like ass they will (if not already become) ...
Have to go to save ...
FOX took a couple of Upgrad'ov and went ...

But forgot to grab my beer, and so very angry.
But back home he would not-it was a bad omen!

-Damn, okay, okay, I thought FOX, now find these lamer, stryasu
with them on TV!

 But he did not lamerov nashol, although attached to it all 
their fluffy usiliya.Posle then, tired of rubble SMONT'u.


Fu pancake namayalsya! - Said a tired FOX. It should be a four-
do!
"Yes, I schaz BBC Scotia, and will go that-whether beer 
tresnem!-Proposed Mounted onto.

-Beer-floor can be ... Yes, only shops all closed, as zlopozdno 
already! -No, I have somewhere a stash-mounted onto climbed 
somewhere under table, and pulled out of the housing 
broken-down "Scorpio" couple Money ...


At that his quest is not over, he pushed the sofa and pulled
a couple more money.
In the now-enough for two!
However, FOX decided to count them, and ... O horror! Their 
only enough on the two empty bottles in which beer and did not 
smell. -That is all.

SMONT said spreading his hands.
 And then he came into his head bright idea.
A come-quick write Geymku and push it to some
lohu!
-Come on! Agreed FOX,-but without BLACK'a can not do.


                           *

 A Black, at that time was very buggy and not quite sane
Company coder'ov and hacker'ov, and he himself was in a very 
buggy because that state had finished for all the beer ...

 ... A small Peter at this time found a porn magazine MASTURBATE
US! And started rukoblyadstvom, because he closely followed the
instructions in the magazine. He generally liked all sorts of 
help'y and instructions ...  Buggy BLACK popraschalsya was 
already a half of all tusicha when he was handed another 
unfinished bottle of beer. 

Black blevanul beer and skazv it was time to eat, knocked ...


                         *

 Stop what have the buggy Black, and especially little Peter?
FOX and mounted onto began to think of Che, we can write for 20 
minutes.  Mounted onto it and write some fucking did not know 
how ... Here's a pancake! -Listen, mounted onto FOX'u said, 
let's "Lagsters" dognem and will we have the goods!

Agha, "Dognem! (FOX has already realized that dognem meant 
"dognesh "...) 

 Lamno said FOX, to complete the masterpiece it lacks a couple 
of hundred screenshots with a naked women. But for this we must 
find our eternally drunken artist but the thing is to find it, 
find no problem.  20 minutes and one woman did not draw ... So 
mounted onto, ka let you (quickly reworked the printer into the 
scanner, and We PLAYboy scan:)

 At this time the door swung open and burst into the apartment
Black ...
 ... Black was covered in vomit and beer. But it was not yet 
back to vseon tomuzhe loudly and affectionately yelled songs 
gr.SCOOTER and He especially enjoys VALLEE DE LAMERS and HOW 
MUCH IS THE GLUK. 

-Quiet! Whispered mounted onto FOX'u ... The fact that Dr. 
(Grifus)  ordered!, and going to glyuchaschemu Black'u asked:

-Black, do you want a lot of vodka?
-Hooochuuuuu! (Black of course would like one to throw up, but 
VODKA was his longtime passion, and therefore it was agreed, it 
would be- not bad.)


Then go and draw us 200 naked women, so that only look
were naked!

Aga ... (Black said, and began to vomit on a number of 
challenges - Fox'a and Smont'a: @

-Bliiiin ...!!! Proaral FOX. A mounted onto without hesitation 
pulled out pocket some pills and gave them Black'u. But then it 
began Something strange - Black sat down and began to draw 
pictures so fast that the screw does not space left.

-This is probably the pills with beer side effect was given! 
(Did findings of Fox. )


-Potryasayushe ... could only utter astonishment mounted onto 
... Strange! And then mounted onto hit upon the idea-BOOM!

-FOX, Lamer, go here ... (Mounted onto course joking, but FOX, 
only that came out of the bath, where he washed his tail from a 
black vomit), opened his mouth and yelled hysterically wild:

KRD-Lamer, YAAAA?? Contract, he did not have time. Mounted onto 
already poured his mouth half a pack of pills ...


- Well schaz CODE GENERATION begin!! : - /, And lectured FOX'u
Claudia: Encodes while acting !!!!!

 But here suchilos unforeseen!
As soon as the pills take effect - bang! and light
pogas.Vse around like zamerlo.Chernogo estevstvenno was
not visible, because the long twilight. FoX in
seizures searching the keyboard ... but blindly mistook Claudia
the piano ... This kakafonii one could not endure, and all
poured out of the house, and FOX does not even regaining 
consciousness continued think that encodes a brilliant thing, 
pounding odervenevshimi fingers on the piano ...


 Mounted onto wore slippers, and stumbled on something black, 
crept on the ground ... And measurement:

In the electric panel, emitting lightning fluttered in wild 
hysteria Kempston ... (He fluttered there for 5 minutes, and no 
scum is not guess pull the cord:)


 His eyes were like a rabid obyazyany of mouth was a foam body
was in convulsions.
 Pulled it from there, ax ax, Kempston shmyaknulsya land
unconscious.
 Yes ... Thought vse.Bez Doctors are not oboytis.Potomu as
pump had to be human.
 But here Kempston hiccupped, and he was evacuated. He was once 
pro Doctors had heard, so once famously self pochuvstval.

Well, forced him to fix the light, and somehow managed.
But then FOX remembered that lamer not found, the game did not 
finish, did not drink beer ... I. ..

 All are back in the house and found FOX'a, lying under the 
piano, obviously without any signs of breathing. A few minutes 
later, after enhanced massage Tail FOX came in jitteriness and 
have long sought to piano key "RUN" ...

 Mounted onto a blank look on a packet from the pills, looked at
dark street and I thought that beer today will be gone.

 And there was nothing left to do, how to write each of Fofanov
Kempston, for his electrical tricks, and sits down to write 
FOX'u program.

 He had a whole night in front of ...
 One Lord God (yes perhaps that more and FOX'u) was known,
how he managed to cram in Lagsters 200 naked women,
but the next morning everything was ready ... Black was 
sleeping and delirious so that gave him more pills, Kempston 
dream turnip scratched (very much strengths were Fofana, even 
rumors that FOX broke about his head off a finger, and 
therefore get a reprieve, but it is not true)  In short it is 
morning, something must be done. 

 Meanwhile, two lamer, (Pete, and Gamer, which has been 
reformatted to Petya) languished in a damp smelly basement, and 
waited big gorilla will come and devour them with the guts ...

 Hope was only FOX'a.

 But FOX'a by the time all the powers waned and the mood,
someone save, disappeared, because he himself was a huge
problem - ZAKOSIT of troops!
 And it was necessary to find someone to help him 
smoeeeeeeetom, that then FOX could-be to help others ...


                                      ENM

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