From idiots - some materials should not be taken seriously, and even less so should you be offended by them.

                                          
(C) Jason Krueger/Delirium Tremens        
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 Hello dear friends! Enemies and
those who don’t care about everything for a long time (what the hell,
screw it ;)) - you toogritinx! Here's the
Well, the long-awaited one came out (I don’t know how
you, I've been waiting for this moment for a very long time)
first issue  of the electronic obituary
FUNeral. How many obstacles were there on the way
creation of this product... This is not pro-
the usual laziness of the editor-in-chief himself
(aka me), and troubles with the computer, and flight
disk with lyrics into endless spaces
Free Format, automatically launched
my refrigerator... Why remember!  
                                          
   First of all, I would like to push the chalk-
cueconcerningthe history of the creation of this
new magazine. When at the end ofsummer 1998
Eraserand I discussed the concept of the future
th edition, we assumed that on Spectrum
For some reason, the room is missing cool magazines
catch  "Cool"  - not in the sense of "good-
cool",and in the sense of "fun". In general, we
decided to overcome this shortcoming and make
bark something like that. It seems to me
we achieved what we wanted. Evaluate
yourself.  I want to warn immediately - some
 materials should not be taken seriously.
Well, being offended by them is even more so.       
                                          
   If you still consider yourself insulted
long  or if you do not agree with the opinion
any of our correspondents, convince
earnest request- no need to rivet  un-
compassionately insultedletter toDEJA VU,
taking advantage of the soft nature of the local re-
dractor.  Better write directly to us. We are from
We will respond as quickly as possible - if not
There will be no troubles with equipment. In that case
tea, if you enclose an envelope with a return
address, the response will come much faster.
Particularly brutal attackson us, we can
even print -as the voice of the people.
Only one big request - do not write
we receive angry articles about other groups.
We don't want FUNeral to turn into
a platform for fights between RS guys and Amizh-
nicks, hackers and lamers etc. Well, how
As usual, the authors of especially cool  materials
have the opportunity to receive a reward
in the form of the next number directly from the manufacturer
driver.Well, one more thing. Somewhere in the room
there is a questionnaire,  by answering which you
you have a unique opportunity to get a
crap disks with crap software. Judging by
number  of updated versions  of new gay
mov, we assumed that the peoplefree
loves programs... I hope you, dear readers,
You won't deceive our hopes.             
                                          
Contact addresses:                        
                                          
                                          
656099 Barnaul,                         
Lenina Ave., 51-a, apt. 23,                 
Shakirov M. (aka J.Krueger)               
 WARNING! All obscene thoughts about          
 FUNeral,as well as all sorts of crap          
  type of questionnaires etc. Send it here, i.e.          
  directly to me. Feel free to express yourself -          
                                                  
                                          
Another address:                                
                                          
656060 Barnaul                         
   PO Box 2354                               
 Shelepov Maxim                         
656060 Barnaul                         
   PO Box 2354                               
 Shelepov Maxim                         
Sergeevich (Tiden).                       
                                          
 Letters are accepted at this address,          
            parcels, transfers.                                  
                                          
For Fido owners:                     
                                          
2:5002/19.16 for Delirium Tremens         
  (C) Delirium Tremens/Siberian Alliance  
                                          
          Барнаул, ??.03.1999             
                                          
                                          
                     Wiz ze best RegaRdz  
                                          
                           JASON KRUEGER