Real fun - a humorous review of system programs.

Funeral #01
 OVERVIEW OF SYSTEM PROGRAMS.         
                                          
                                          
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ORGASM 2.9            
ra! It's finished! Finally, each of
we can write a game similar to, or maybe even superior in quality to the game on
PC! And all this thanks to the assembler ORGASM, created on the basis of a well-known text editorORGANOED,to which group LAMER SOFT has added an assembly function. ORGASM recognizes and assembles only one command - ORG, thus, one just by pressing three keys (WOW !!!),you you can write any program you need mu. And given the length of the resulting object- th code (0 bytes) and execution speed of any battle written in ORGASM-e program - 0 clock cycles(!), we achieve truly incredible great (even for PC) results. Think themselves, any file can contain infinite an infinite number of infinitely complex and endless of course fast programs. The only disadvantage of is low assembly speed (but what is it compared to all the advantages!) - 8 years, 3 months per pass (one ORG), total 824 passes. Assembler ORGASM 2.9with permission of the authors is given in the appendix. ORGANOED 1.3 CANNIBALSOFT 1998 Quite a good text editor. Contains a built-in leaflet, I don’t stack it - interrupting, macros with obscene words in all known languages, eight keyboard layouts and Korean alphabet. Font format - 255 characters per line, 192 lines in the screen (1x1 matrix) are slightly difficult to read, but if you know the ABCs Morse - there will be no problems.Intellectual auto-formatting and correction algorithm grammatical errors allow you to make up to 128 errors in a famous three-letter word. Contains a built-in text encoder. Quality encryption quality is so high that deco- no one can divert it - including chi- next and built-in decoder. Working with frames disk is facilitated by the auto-format function after saving the file. We wanted to bring this high-quality re- daktor in the application, but the authors (CANNIBAL- SOFT)demandedfrom us a distribution fee active use - three fresh ones and one rotten, which turned out to be unacceptable for us - liminal, since they themselves have not ate human beings. ADVANCED NOISE MAKER (C) VOMITSOUND CREATIVE GROUP 1997 The best currently music editor for AY. Excellent field level design fought by everyone MUSIC BOX, as well as technical technical characteristics that surpass all pre-existing editors make it indispensable for any composerwriting th music forSpek. Today it is the best by the following parameters: - Player length (285 k) - Number of cycles that the player takes (173.297.663), which makes it indispensable when working with interrupts of the eighth kind during lunch break time. - Required hardware (128 mhz, 288 mhz, 64x CD-hom, Voodoo 3D card, Pentium II MMX og compartable) - Number of octaves (887, all in the ultrasonic zone ka) - Amount of occupied disk space stva (4 CDs) The package also contains the following samples: 1.Morning sounds of a hangover alcoholic three floors above, inapartment on the left.(1 CD) 2.Sounds of a metalhead hearing creativity group "Ivanushki International" (1 CD) 3.Sounds of an eighty-year-old granny eating a bucket of raw beans and cured indigestion stomach with medicine stored in the First World War vyu. (1 CD) 4.Sampled sound of orthodox pagan satanist who turned on the TV on the day of Orthodox Easter celebration (this CD is also sold from efficiently, like "Encyclopedia of Russian Mat"). The only difficulty when working with ANM is the connection of all of the above - new"hardware" to the Spectrum (written in re- daktor on Specky! ), but I think if ours monstersspectrocloning/spectromutation vaniaSergey Zekov and VRUNGEL (known for to his articles in the magazine ZX ERASE ) all musicians will fight and solve this problem, They will immediately switch to this miracle of coding. STS 7.Z (C) Stolker 1998 Finally, a new version of the famous our monitor-debugger "CTolker`s Alcohol debugger", or, simply, CTC.Among the innovations Deniya such useful functions as: - Automatic computer reset from the table, implemented on the second interrupt- studies using the non-stan- Dart formatting RAM-Disk from the package Windows 98Utilities. - The memory dump is issued in ternary and double quotationsystems. - Automatic movement of a resident to ROM with destruction of the crystal structure tours of the latter. - For the first time in the world, disassembling a one hundred is producedwith comments using local ideomatic expressions reactions. Unfortunately, the output of the commands themselves The assembler ran out of memory. Interview with the creator of CTC 7.3 in this new least of the magazine. BLACK-ART WORK (C)1998 ORTHODOX PINGUIN INC. Gang of Orthodox true & evil pagans kov from Nizhnevartovsk created a rather un- bad graphics editor for Spectrum- compatible computers. Distinctive feature The benefit of this editor is the improvement advancedzoom mode.Here are its new functions specials: - Saving a screen file to a punched card tah. - Saving a screen file to a punched card tah. - Saving the attribute file to the paper those - Zoom mode(requires additional hardware - means in the form of glasses, binoculars or mi- croscope). - Loading a character set from CD. - Ability to change software glu- kov inSetUp. - Improved menu in Chinese. - Built-in HELP in Old Norse. THAT'S ALL!

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