Real fun - interview with Stolker.

 INTERVIEW WITH STOLKER.      
                                          
                                          
(C) Funeral #1                            
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  and this time we interviewed one
the best encoders in Russia,famous author 
CTC debugger monitor,Stolker'a          
                                          
Coor:My first question will be: how are you
have you come to this and how are you going to-
fight?                                 
                                          
 C:Very simple. From top to bottom and then from below
up. By the way, what have we come to?     
                                          
Coor:Before debugger monitor.And in general,
milletshere I am asking, and you will ask them -
come when I allow you to do so. What will it be
next version?                         
                                          
 C:What?                                  
                                          
Coor: Version, I say, what will the next one be?
                                          
 C:I understand, version of what?                   
                                          
Kor:Are you an idiot or what? Monitor debugger!
                                          
 C:Which one?                                
                                          
Coor:CTC`a,club!                       
                                          
 C:Ah-ah! This or something! The version will be 8.3  
                                          
Coor:I realized that not 1.0. Tell me how
she will look like.                      
                                          
 C:So square, black, sized
rum about three inches.                    
                                          
Coor: I'm talking about the program, not the disk.      
                                          
C:Got it.CTC 8.3 will look exactly like this
same as 7.1.                               
                                          
Coor:And no differences?                  
                                          
 C:Why, the version number will be on the splash screen
differ. For the most part.             
                                          
Coor:O`kay.Now, tell the investigation
how did you learn to write programs in assem-
blere. C:What?                                 
                                          
Coor:In assembler.And don't say you don't know
eat this one.                               
                                          
 C:No, I don’t know.                           
                                          
Coor:And what is CTC written in? In pascal?     
                                          
C:No, in Laser BASIC.                   
                                          
Kor:Why did you decide to kill me!           
                                          
 C:Yes, you got it all mixed up. I wrotegraphically
high adventure, and RST 8 drunk somewhere
blurted out what is itdebugger. This is where we start
went. But in fact, this is the coolest realtime
adventure, a bunch of quests - eight missions, in  
each of which needs to find an error in    
program code...                         
                                          
Coor: That's what I think, for a simple stupid
hera is too  written on a large scale. And now
tell me about your friends.                 
                                          
 C:Which ones?                               
                                          
Coor:O Kharkov!                      
                                          
 C:No, I don't like ferrets. They are tasteless
cabins.                                     
                                          
Kor: This bastard is definitely mocking me 
Yes.I'm talking about my friends from the cityKharkov
I'm asking. C:Which ones?                                 
                                          
Coor: You know better. And in general, I already told you
said who here asks questions.           
                                          
 C:Got it. Group BASIC BUSTERS untimely
died, her place was taken by CODE HUNTERS and
LISP KILLERS.                             
                                          
Coor:O, already something new, and others
your friends?                            
                                          
 C:Black IMP  writes poetry in iambic white, and
AVALON in full force organized a group
puMORDORand play black metal, Afendikov with
Rubtsov together are trying to disassemble
what assembled themZASM. ALEM,author
ALASM'a fell into mapASMand went north to
there are ALmasy, DIGITAL REALITY  to all
together we went to a parallel reality
ness - we thought DIGITAL, it turned out - excellent
bottomEXPERIENCEconducted an experiment on
reproduction BEL's - BEL's have multiplied,
we looked - and they were mutants.                
                                          
Coor: Great. And now the last question - 
why is your party nickname Stolker?     
                                          
 C:I'm here.                               
                                          
Coor:I see that he hasn’t left. You answered the question
tea.                                      
                                          
 C:Which one?Coor:Previous.                         
                                          
C:Black IMP writes poetry in iambic white...   
 C:Which one?                              
                                          
Coor:Previous.                         
                                          
C:Black IMP writes poetry in iambic white...   
                                          
Coor: This is a miracle for me, if I’m not already
INSULT,that will lead to INFARCT'... Repeat
I ask: why did they call you Stolker?      
                                          
 C:Who?                                   
                                          
Coor: That's it!!!                              
                                          
 C:I don't know.                               
                                          
Coor: Take a pen, a piece of paper and this
an hour you will go to the cell to write a confession
Noah. Sergeant,take this one to the bedbug and
give me... what's his name... Mednorukova and
Bring me the club.                    
                                          
                                          

 INTERVIEW WITH THE CAPTAIN       
          VRUNGEL'YA.            
                                          
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 Today we want to offer you an interview,
taken by our correspondent from a famous
developer of Spectrum-compatible equipment,
creator of the famous computer Huy 1024,
Vrungel.                                  
                                          
 Corr: Along with the creator of the famous company
computer TARAKAN 256,Sergei Zekov,you are
you are one of the largest designers
Spectrum-compatible computers. How are you
What do you think are the prospects for the development of Speccy?
in our country?                           
                                          
VRUNGEL:Direct.                          
                                          
 Corr: I see... What will your next
personal computer.                            
                                          
 VRUNGEL:Well, when I save some more money, I
buyPENTIUM II MMX, 300 Mhz, 128 MB RAM,
4.2 Gb HDD,to be cut normally in Lo-
de RunnerunderWINDOWS.                    
                                          
 Corr:I mean what kind of computer do you have?
will you build next?VRUNGEL:Ahhhh! This! I'm going to create
computerHuy 1025.                       
                                          
 Corr: And how will it differ from 1024
models?                                   
                                          
VRUNGEL:Only by changing the functions of external
ports. Now port #1F  (kempston) will be
manage the custom format function
drive A, port #7FFD will control
AY, and port #FE - memory switching. K
also the number of elephants inside has been increased
housing, and it is also possible to connect
value of the outer bishops(*). However, I do not recommend
I recommend using it because it has built-in
The elephants are specially trained, and
get trained outside elephants
very difficult.                             
                                          
 Corr:But thisthe car is not compatible
with other clonesSPECTRUM.               
                                          
 VRUNGEL:No, you are wrong here. Computer
Huy 1025 COMPLETELY  is not compatible with the spec-
trump clones. Our company pursues the following
general ideology: "I write it myself - I play it myself".But
can you imagine what a cool brood
programmers will go to PCfrom our computer
tera!                                     
                                          
Corr:Why is the model called 1025?    
                                          
 VRUNGEL: We thought that if we pasted
computer case with a piece of paper and write on it
in small letters, then another kilobyte will fit
information.                               
                                          
 Corr:Your company also produces sound
new card for Specky "SoundBreak". Yes
are there any new developments in this plan?
no?                                       
                                          
VRUNGEL:Yeah, we've already developed a sound
box with 3D effect,noise reduction and
unusually high-quality frequency characteristics
teristics.                              
                                          
 Corr:What is the operating principle of this box?  
                                          
 VRUNGEL: The principle is very simple. Special
the decoder is connected to port #BFFD (by
part-time this port is in charge of us
also by switching the curb). While at the port
the value is found  #FF  everything is fine, but
when another value appears there, de-
the encoder supplies voltage to the sound box
order220 V,and in the box to the wires
a living person is soldered, who makes the noise
sounds.                                    
                                          
 Corr: Cool... And when the product is seen
light?                                     
                                          
VRUNGEL:Now we are trying to reduce the size
device measures. Previously advertised
the compact option was no longer needed - it turned out that
an articulated person does not respond to electricity
ical current. We tried to increase the voltage
tion, but it doesn’t help - for some reason all the time
traffic jams and games freeze.          
                                          
 Corr:  Are you going to release any
or newliteratureforSpecky?         
                                          
 VRUNGEL: Yes, we have already prepared for
print a brochure "How to play Kwaku on Spe-
ke."                                      
                                          
 Corr:And what is its content?             
                                          
VRUNGEL:If you give me two cigarettes,
I will give you the right to first publication
this is trulylandmark publication.       
                                          
 Corr:Please...                       
                                          
 VRUNGEL:Thank you. Otherwise, you know, it’s not in lumps
they give them, they say, they need to carry some money
up to                                       
                                          
 (C) VRUNGEL.                                                   
                                          
 "How to play Kwaku on Spec. Mythic                        
          treatise on upgrade."                                 
                                          
 1.Take the Spectrum.                                              
                                          
 2.Take Kwaku.                                                 
                                          
 3.Insert Kwak into the drive.                                   
                                          
 4.If Kwaka is dead, go to the swamp and                      
catch another Kwaku.                                              
                                          
 4.1.If Kwaka is not dead, go to step 225.Repeat step 3 ten times.                                    
                                          
 b. Understand that Kwaka does not boot from the disk                      
yes.                                                             
                                          
 7.Insert Kwak into CD ROM.                                     
                                          
 8.If Kwaka is dead, go to the swamp and                      
catch another Kwaku.                                              
                                          
 8.1.If Kwaka is not dead, go to step 22                       
                                          
 9.If the Quacks in the swamp have run out of time to go                      
to another swamp.                                               
                                          
 10.Repeat step 7 ten times.                                   
                                          
 11. Understand that Kwaka does not load from CD ROM.                      
                                          
 12.Insert Kwak into the tape recorder.                                
                                          
 13.If Kwaka is dead, go to the swamp and                      
catch another Kwaku.13.1 If Kwaka is not dead, go to step 22                      
                                          
 14.If there are no more Quacks in the swamp, go                      
to another swamp.                                               
                                          
 15. If the swamps are over, then wait until                      
new Quakes will breed.                                        
                                          
 1b.Repeat step 13 ten times.                                  
                                          
 17. Understand that Kwak does not load from the magnetic                       
tofona.                                                         
 17. Understand that Kwak does not load from the magnetic                       
tofona.                                                         
                                          
 18.Remove the monitor.                                             
                                          
 19.Put a bottle of vodka.                                    
                                          
 20.Drink out of grief, eating dead Qua-                      
kami.                                                           
                                          
 21.RET22.If Kwaka hasn’t died, it means she’s already                         
was dead.                                                    
                                          
 23.RET                                                         
                                          
                                          
 * Elephantsused in the company's computers 
VRUNGEL not much (just one letter) from- 
differ from the slots used in the computer 
Mr. tepax NEMO.