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(C) KRUEGER
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Warning! Please do not offend -
to what is written below...
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DIGITAL REALITY -DIGITAL BRUTALITY
PLAYGEAR - Drink fat.
STARS OF KELADAN - STARS OF KOLOTUN
STARS OFKELADAN - Star has become a goat.
PHANTOM FAMILY - Show off, washed!
EXTREME - Ex, strem!
DIE KRUPPS - Where is the corpse, sir?
OBERON - He died.
ZX-LEGION - Shut up, you scammer.
AURIN - Paraffin.
AMAZING SOFT MAKING -Will that little one fit in?
AVALON - Pharaoh.
CYBER PUNK UNITY - Тырить банк будете?
ETERNITY INDUSTRY - А где они выросли?
RUSH I.S.Р.A. - Кыш,оспа!
ART WORK - Парторг.
PROGRESS - Процесс.
COPPER FEET - Кто кричит?
BINARY DIMENSION - Пинали мы гейшу.
ASPHIXIA - Ах,спекся я.
FATALITY - Did you suck?
DELIRIUM TREMENS - We shared the penis.
JOKES
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A coder walks down the street and sees a fire department
a car with a flasher on. The encoder is
trills and says:
- Ha! These lamers are still LDIR` sprites
oh they throw it!
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Epitaph on the coder's grave: "DI:HALT"
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A PVT student takes a HSE exam.
Example: x - 2
lim --------
x>2 x₂ - 4
Answer: Runtime egg 12.30 05.23.99
Division bу zero
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A programmer comes to the doctor:
- Doctor, I have a high temperature, my throat
it hurts...
The doctor examined and said:
- Yes, my friend, you have a virus... I don’t even know
what should I do with you...
Programmer:
- Can we format the screw?
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The programmer felt a shock, caused
plumbing.Plumber:
- What happened?
Programmer:
- Overflow error.
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The demomaker came to see "Godzilla" and watched
waited for half an hour, came out, went to the cashier:
- Give me back the money.
- What happened? You didn't like the movie -
Xia?
- So there are only sprites!
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Amizhnik bought a TV program,
looks, it says: "15.35 Kasper - friend -
sweet ghost." Amizhnik:
- Wow, about the Amiga or what?
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The coder saw the accounting accounts,
sews:
- Why don’t you put music on interruptions?
those?
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WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RS
1. Beer does not require an upgrade.
2. There is no Windows for beer.
3. You don't have to wait 10 minutes before
beer will allow you to throw away the bottle.
4. Installing beer is much more pleasant than
install Windows.
5. Changing beer is much cheaper than changing
thread computer.
6. You do not need to buy a modem to
drink beer with friends.
7. Beer does not have hardware incompatibility
prices with other beers.
8. You can drink beer anywhere, even there
where there is no electricity. 9. You can safely drink beer without fear
coming of the year 2000.
10. Opening a beer is faster than waiting
The BIOS will load.
WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN AMIZHNIK
1. Beer doesn't tell you stories about 1984
year and the beer festival that took place then.
2. You can use a beer bottle without any special
problems to hand over. Selling an Amiga is more difficult.
3. Beer with vodka is a ruff, not
drunk programmer
4. Beer doesn’t persuade you to become
beer. 5. Beer is quietly waiting for you while you play -
play DOOM on your “stump”, not stories -
tells you about "real 3D games".
6. Beer does not complain about small quantities
another beer.
7. Beer does not remember all the films and series
bars where actors drink beer.
8. Beer doesn't interrogate you about how much
money you spent on upgrading your PC.
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9. There is no word written on the beer bottle
"rulez".
10. Beer does not quote "CompuTerra".
WHY SPECTRUM IS BETTER THAN BEER
1. You don’t have to spend money, just
So you decided to use Specky.
2. To run Spectrum does not require -
Xia opener.
3. Programs for Specky can be copied
It's free, but you have to pay for beer.
4. You will not be taken to the sobering-up center if you
Been using Spectrum for too long.
5. To find out the contents of the program before
just download STS and crack it, and for
analysis of beer will require a chemical laboratory
Ratorio.
6. Beer made in 1982 cannot be drunk.
7. Beer is not exotic.
8. There are no demos on beer.
9. Improving beer yourself is enough
really problematic.
10. Everyone drinks beer - even morons and bastards
ki.
RIDDLES.
How many pisishniks do you need to change?
light bulb?
Answer:None. The writer will look for
driver for a light bulb.
How many Amizhniks does it take to change?
light bulb?
Answer:None. Amizhnik will have stories -
wow how cool is the Amiga doing this with an axel
and 64 MB Ram.
How many spektrumists do you need to place
take a light bulb?
Answer:None. The spectrumist will write
demo that will shine cooler than light bulbs
ki.How many lamers do you need to change?
light bulb?
Answer:None. Lamer will leave the consul-
consult with specialists.
How many computer scientists do you need?
to change a light bulb?
Answer:None. There is no CPU in the light bulb.
What is the Amiga's favorite computer?
kov?
Answer: 48bDXHO 8 MB RAM.
What do Pascal and BASIC have in common?
Answer: Nothing! Because the first one is
a great scientist, and the second is entertainment for
lamers.
a great scientist, and the second is entertainment for
lamers.
What do Windows and rack have in common?
Answer:Both are suitable for in-
InquisitionWhat do the Christmas tree and the 486 have in common?
Answer:Both can be upgraded
to the stump.
What do upgrades and Pi have in common?
Answer:Both are irrational.
What do prison and Spectrum have in common?
Answer:Both there are no WINDOWS.
What do mathematics and systems have in common?
Clipper?
Answer:Nothing, because the first is
mental gymnastics, and the second is physical education for
insanity.
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