Real fun - army jokes with a beard and pigtails No. 2.

 ARMY WISDOM               
                                          
                                          
 - Only exemplary employees will be fired  
bedside tables.                                 
                                          
 - Twist this on your mustache. Who doesn’t     
moustache - shake it on your ears. A mustache will grow - re-
you're shaking!                                  
                                          
 - Combat training is like ballet.   
                                          
 - Free up your bedside tables. Life pro-   
you will need travel there.       
                                          
 - How do you build?! Run one by one
mu.                                       
                                          
 - Pick up your foot!                        
                                          
 - There is an asphalt path there.    
                                          
 - The Ministry of Internal Affairs now reports to the Ministry    
Internal Affairs.                           
                                          
 - The gas mask is effective within a radius of 30 mi-  
chickpeas                                      
                                          
 - If you don’t get your hair cut tomorrow, I’ll s- 
I'll punish you today!                          
                                          
 - Windows are washed by those who sleep near them - they 
they are used more often.                      
                                          
 - Select sentries according to the size of their felt boots.  
                                          
 - Here you will find it there.                  
                                          
 - Who is there on the left flank with his head not in   
waving his leg?                               
                                          
 - Comrade cadet, get into formation!        
                                          
 - The commander said "ferret!" - and none   
gophers.                                 
                                          
 - Adjust the head cap.            
                                          
 - Turn your head louder.             
                                          
 - Your jokes carry the barracks a mile away  
mine.                                      
                                          
 - Cadet, take your hands out of your mouth!           
                                          
 - There are seven slobs in the company, and you 
you wear a parting!                            
                                          
 - Why are you staring your face at me?   
                                          
 - Whoever quits smoking puts off smoking 
the end, and whoever smokes ends up with cancer.        
                                          
 - When a cadet is called, he must      
stand up and blush.                      
                                          
 - Tanks advance in small groups along 
two or three people.                         
                                          
 - If you don't like these fees, then we   
We will arrange more for you.                 
                                          
 - Found a fool! I'll do my job for you 
I won't bark!                             
                                          
 - And they kept coming and going.              
                                          
 - No matter how the ram blows the trumpet, it’s still no use
there will be.                                    
                                          
 - Orienting: landmark number one - pine
with birch top.                    
                                          
 - Now I'll make it fun for you, and you'll feel 
point your finger at your head.            
                                          
 - Comrade Lieutenant! You have soldiers in the sa- 
they're walking around, and you're standing here uncut  
married! - Right now I'm pulling out my hands so as not to talk -
li!                                       
                                          
 - Somehow my friend and I were walking along a mine path 
lyu - either he is in front, then I am behind.            
                                          
 - Group commanders should check the carbines
Borochno for everyone.                        
                                          
 - You would like all the buns, girls and sour cream.  
                                          
 - Highly sensitive documents before reading
burn it.                               
                                          
 - You should look not with your eyes, but with your chin  
turn.                             
                                          
 - First you need to remember a little with your head, but 
then I can’t even say that I don’t remember.        
                                          
 - "Combat sheet" must be "combat    
leaflet,” because it’s a “combat leaflet.” - Why are you coming up to me with such hands? 
mi, with such legs?!                      
                                          
 - You're sitting in a trench: a tank flew by...   
                                          
 - Report the presence of people. Who is not all - 
We'll punish him.                             
                                          
 - We perform in the evening at dawn.         
                                          
 - What is a grid? It's metal   
sheet with holes cut in it.   
                                          
 - The platoon should be in place at five, max. 
at least - at twenty-two zero-zero.         
                                          
 - Imagine a situation: a flat field - no 
holes, not a bump, not a bit. And suddenly because  
A tank drives out of the bush.                      
                                          
 - First you drink vodka, then you walk 
red likecucumbers                       
                                          
 - There was a case of food refusal from personal
composition.                                  
                                          
 - The spoon, fellow cadets, consists of der-
stings, scoops and jumpers.                 
                                          
 - Comrade cadet, you will take revenge from the checkpoint 
until the evening.                                
                                          
 - The machine works like this: one, two, three - and  
you are not there.                                  
                                          
 - First people will pass, and then we will go.
                                          
 - The patrol vehicle is sent forward to   
visual memory distance.             
                                          
 - And if you, fellow students, are so smart -  
nye, why don't you walk in formation?            
                                          
 - Why are you limping?Have you decided to give birth? 
Xia?                                       
                                          
 - This is not the place for you! Here you will quickly get away- 
teach vodka to drink and riots
go!                                     
                                          
 - The intrigue of the imperialists is possible on the ground,
by water and by air.                     
                                          
 - Rota! Lights out! At my command, the eyes behind- 
cover! Leave it alone! I don't hear a click!        
                                          
 - Let's agree: if you commit fornication, I will let you
chum salmon                                     
                                          
 - You lead a life like a marmot, fellow chicken  
sant.                                     
                                          
 - Hearing the barking of a guard dog, convey 
the signal is loud, fast and without distortion.     
                                          
 - I ordered all the puddles to be placed on the platform
so that the officers don’t wet themselves along the way. - Yesterday I walked through your beds, I 
I don’t understand how you live there.              
                                          
 - For a soldier, cleanup is a voluntary matter -
no, and not so, what you want - you participate, but    
if you want - no!                             
                                          
 - Am I a dog, running at you?!     
                                          
 - Put a barrier or a smart mayo 
ra.                                       
                                          
 - Now you swear, and then those 
You will take the bread with your hands.              
                                          
 - Rota! Go to the bathhouse to clean up!    
                                          
 - You’d better keep quiet, comrade chicken-   
sant, your ycax noodles are still not dry.  
                                          
 - So that I do not have a single personnel in any
I didn’t see the reserve. - Be silent! Or I will now be an atrocity-   
wow!                                     
                                          
 - Does your throat hurt? Learn the rules - don’t get sick  
there will be.                                    
                                          
 - A coniferous forest burns better than a wooded one.  
                                          
 - Attack signal - three green whistles!    
                                          
 - The orderly should not go beyond the radius
square of your bedside table.                  
                                          
 - You live here like a pig in a den.     
                                          
 - Cruelly kill it on your nose!     
                                          
 - The fence still stands just as it fell yesterday.      
                                          
 - The value of the sine in wartimemaybe  
reach four.                        
                                          
 - The battalion commander does not walk. He  
takes with him a GAZ-69 or a deputy technician.       
                                          
 - Why do you stand with your back to me when I 
I'm looking you straight in the face.                  
                                          
 - Boots should be cleaned in the evening and in the morning   
put on a fresh head.                
                                          
 - A woman in the army is a special and different subject
not subject to disclosure.                     
                                          
 - Who are you sleeping with, damn face?! Its   
lies, at least!                     
                                          
 - Don't procrastinate!        
                                          
 - The face in the photo must be square!   
                                          
 - A bush is a bunch of plants growing 
shihfrom one point.                       
                                          
 - Build all absent ones in one row
Rengu.                                    
                                          
 - It's interesting to talk to you when you
keep quiet.                                  
                                          
 - In the army they will wake you up and fall asleep 
on signal.                               
                                          
 - The perpendicular approaches this straight line over there 
Mine and hers.                           
                                          
 - The flag is in your hands and the train is heading towards you.
                                          
 - Why do 90 percent have flasks, but  
half of them are missing?                          
                                          
 - Try twenty times, seventy   
it will work the first time.                     
                                          
 - Disassembleduffel bags - the station will rest. 
                                          
 - I kept letting you slip through your fingers, 
but if I catch someone for something, then this 
will be his end.                          
                                          
 - Whoever reads the newspaper there - I don’t see the name -  
Lii?                                      
                                          
 - I don’t understand, comrade cadet, how much   
can I drink? Well, I drank one, I drank another, well,
liter, well, two. But why get drunk?      
                                          
 - Here one comedian came up and asked: can-
but can I replace this with that? I told him -   
no. First there, then here.              
                                          
 - In the army they get up at 6 am, regardless of  
time of day.                            
                                          
 - Why are you standing here, don’t you have a tongue?
knock?                              
                                          
 - Take the statutes and rewrite themeverything is from 
Ust.                                     
                                          
 - Sergeant! Your orderly doesn't have a haircut,  
hanging on my ears.                            
                                          
 - The steering is used to turn 
to the right, to the left and to other directions of the world.  
                                          
 - What kind of bed linen do you have on your neck   
sticks out?                                   
                                          
 - Comrade captain! Your company has unregulated 
new relationship. Yesterday I saw your soldier -
the whole muzzle of the face is blue!                     
                                          
 - In short dashes from me to the next
of the blowing pillar.                           
                                          
 - Orderly! You have so much paper here,  
which I can’t even wrap my head around!    
                                          
 - Comrade Major! Aren't you Captain Petin?    
                                          
 - Comrade cadet, don’t make a smart face, 
don't forget that you are a future officer.     
                                          
 - Either you stop smoking, or one of  
two.                                     
                                          
 - This is fraught with side effects for you.                 
                                          
 - I don’t know how it should be, but you do
wrong!                              
                                          
 - Everyone take off your gloves, since no one has them   
no!                                      
                                          
 - First the orchestra ends, and then they finish
all.                                      
                                          
 - Why are you swearing like little children. 
                                          
 - Why do you have claws like an eagle? According to de- 
Reviews, are you climbing, comrade soldier?      
                                          
 - Look me in the eyes: how do you re-  
less tight?                             
                                          
 - If you want to say something, stand and  
keep quiet.                                  
                                          
 - The first love of a young fighter should be   
become charter, second - commander.            
                                          
 - Then you will cry and your hands will turn inside out  
turn it out!                             
                                          
 - Comrade cadet, why is your hair 
scattered all over your head?!                  
                                          
 - What form are you in, comrade cadet? Before 
you are worth a whole major!                   
                                          
 - This is not England - you need to dig deep
same!                                       
                                          
 - What kind of look do you have, comrade cadet? Pants
unironed, boots uncleaned, muzzle unshaven   
thaya -like a five year old!                     
                                          
 - Today we are digging from the fence to dinner.
I've already agreed.                 
                                          
 - Put your heel on your toe!                  
                                          
 - Clothing uniform - bare torso, and all that    
will remain from the bare torso, place it on the sk-
make-up                                    
                                          
 - Are you a soldier or where? Are you in the ranks or who? 
                                          
 - Bend your toes at the knee, fingers at the elbows!
                                          
 - 15 minutes before the "Time" program, turn on 
read and warm up the TV!                
                                          
 - Comrade soldiers! Today on the door  
a naked woman was found on the bedside table.  
outfit we tore it off and threw it into the toilet  
basin. Those who don’t believe can go and convince - 
Xia. - Comrade cadets! I was sent to you from
troops, and the troops don’t make fools!      
                                          
 - Look at me! Where am I normal?   
where is merciless!                           
                                          
 - Tomorrow we have a lesson in military athletics 
technical training. Uniform - without weapons 
zhiya.                                      
                                          
 - Put the machine gun on the knee of your left hand!  
                                          
 - Sergeant, why do you have  
Do singles walk in crowds on the parade ground?!         
                                          
 - You stand here from corner to corner and are silent, like
fish on ice.                              
                                          
 - Platoon, today is a cleanup day! I announce for-
dacha: collect all the bricks and burn.        
                                          
 - In the next lesson there will be some    
increase in quantityvolume content   
works                                    
                                          
 - If an incendiary bomb hits the roof,
then don’t lose your head, but stick it in a barrel and
cover with sand.                          
                                          
 - Drummer! Play the anthem of the Soviet Union 
for!                                       
                                          
 - Close your mouth - you can see your panties.            
                                          
 - Right now I’ll figure it out properly and punish someone
horrible!                                   
                                          
 - I'm not asking you where you were! I'll ask
I'm wondering where you're coming from!                    
                                          
 - At the command "stop!" follows the foot that- 
which on earth should be attached to the one which  
in the air and freeze motionless.           
                                          
 - Why do you sleep while standing while walking?             
                                          
- I'm teaching a class, and he's here xuxukaete     
together!                                   
                                          
 - All your troubles come from the fact that the top
The next button is undone.                 
                                          
 - Why are you, comrade cadet, so uneven  
did you draw a square? Are you colorblind?   
                                          
 - Master dressing and undressing 
gas!                                     
                                          
 - A soldier's only clothing is boots and 
belt!                                   
                                          
 - At great depths, calm and proud  
a submarine walked...           
                                          
 - Comrade student, why did you come to   
classes in the military department in pants are the most 
supposed enemy?               
                                          
 - Here I have been married for 20 years, and I have a wifedon't ku-
It doesn’t even put it in his mouth.                     
                                          
 - Each fold on a soldier's blanket is la- 
a snare to the agents of world imperialism.      
                                          
 - Car step: a set of properties 
burs and mechanisms used to supply water
driver into the cockpit.                          
                                          
 - American aggressors are interfering in  
internal affairs of the USSR throughout the world.        
                                          
 - Platoon! Step from me to the next stump 
march.                                     
                                          
 - A nuclear bomb always hits the epi-   
center                                    
                                          
 - Platoon! Backs to each other in chess 
stand in order diagonally!           
                                          
 - Rear view mirror: a set of
burs and mechanisms used for feeding    
rear view into the driver's eye. - Company, listen to the combat mission: dig a trans-  
neck from the fence until sunset!                  
                                          
 - Be silent! You are not the one to teach me!            
                                          
 - Go quickly and remove the snow, otherwise it will    
will melt.                                  
                                          
 - Where are you putting your hands?              
                                          
 - Are you never literate?         
                                          
 - Close your tongue and raise your hands    
down.                                     
                                          
 - Everyone, tuck your boots into your pants!         
                                          
 - You are like a stupid ostrich bird, 
which from the height of its flight cannot see   
the general line of the party.                 
                                          
 - Hey, you three! Both come to me! What are you looking at? 
I'm telling you: you work after a while.  
                                          
 - At the command “hang up” it goes dark    
time of day.                              
                                          
 - Are you born for the first time?    
                                          
 - Where have you been? In the toilet? Would you still be in those
atr went.                              
                                          
 - Zampolit, kick this idiot out of the company
somola! Why not a Komsomol member? You too accept  
drive!                                    
                                          
 - The future commander must educate
liu. It is better to have a hard chancre than a soft one  
character.                                 
                                          
 - The beginning is half the battle. The end is everything. 
                                          
 - Comrade cadet, if you are a moron, then so be it 
tell me and there's nothingbreak the gun.         
                                          
 - What kind of pig walked here? Cow what 
is it?                                       
                                          
 - Today we will crawl in a zigzag. What? How  
He said, just keep crawling.                   
                                          
 - The beginning is half the battle. The end is everything. 
                                          
 - Comrade cadet, if you are a moron, then so be it 
tell me, and there’s no point in breaking the gun.         
                                          
 - What kind of pig walked here? Cow what 
is it?                                       
                                          
 - Today we will crawl in a zigzag. What? How  
He said, just keep crawling.                   
                                          
 - Soldier, remember: the honor of your unit is  
part of your honor.                        
                                          
 - Sentries must stand ondistance you
drawn shot from each other.          
                                          
 - You will remember me once again kindly  
in a word!                                   
                                          
 - I shaved my mustache - all the snot is visible.