20 Questions

                          20 Questions                          
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                         By Bogie Of E-3                        
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Have you ever been doing something, like brushing your hair, and
then asking youself "Why?"?  Well I have and here are a few more
questions to think about!!                                      
                                                                
1. When you go to bed, why do you take off your clothes and     
crawl under some blankets/duvet???  Why no just put on some     
extra clothes??                                                 
                                                                
2. When people investigate the effects of smoking, why do they  
only publish the bad things it does to you and not that it      
actually reduces your chance of getting Alziemers and Parkinsons
dissease by upto 70%???                                         
                                                                
3. How can thousands of 0's and 1's be put into such an order   
that you get Sublimianl Extacy??                                
                                                                
4. Why can you be born with the talent to compose music or draw 
amazing graphix but not the talent to code???                   
                                                                
5. Why is comedy funny??                                        
                                                                
6. Why do the people at NASA and other places like that think   
that when alien life lands on this planet they can just start to
cut them up???  Surely if they have the technology to get here  
then they have more powerful weapons and could just blow Earth  
into tiny little pieces!!!                                      
                                                                
7. If there is a God or a supreme being, why did he/she/it let  
the Atari be invented??                                         
                                                                
8. What ever happened to all those programmes we used to watch  
when we were just knee high to a grasshopper??                  
                                                                
9. Why do we all love Speccy so much???                         
                                                                
10. Where do all those lost biro's go?                          
                                                                
11. Why do I get hair growing on my face??  Surely it's got the 
hint by now???  Everytime it grows, I shave it off!!!           
                                                                
12. Why, on packets of Silica Gel, does it say 'Do Not Eat'??   
                                                                
13. Who invented PD????  And what was the first PD programme??  
                                                                
14. Why have I never seen an UFO???  I've always wanted to!!    
                                                                
15. Why are reading this?? And why did I write it???            
                                                                
16. Why does no-one like going to work?? But they enjoy the     
money they get at the end of the week/month???                  
                                                                
17. Why are people in mental asylums always happy??            
                                                                
18. Why do we all enjoy listening to music???                   
                                                                
19. Why can't you keep you eyes open when you sneeze??          
                                                                
20. The last and final question is: What is my purpose in life??
                                                                
Well there's a few things to think about, and remember, if at   
first you don't succeed, kick the cat!                          
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