Subliminal Extacy
#01
01 января 1995 |
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Orson talks shite for your suffering!!
Orson talks shite for your suffering!! -------------------------------------- Aha! Ho ho!! I'm Orson (me with the crap pseudonym), and I'm here to type some really crap shit, and talk utter bollocks for no reasonably reasonable reason really!!! Erm, what should I say now???? Erm, okay, I'm going to slag off Dok!! Yeah, he's an unemployed wanker who thinks that he is funny. Yep. That's all!!! Erm, I know!! I'll just sit here and say 'erm' all the time so as to not seem to talk properly or other somethings like that. ***COMPETITION TIME*** Erm... Okay, here's a competition for you! What you do, is you think of a better pseudonym for me than Orson. Why??? Well, Orson is a shit name, and I'm too crap to think of a better one!! So, if you can think of a better one, and if I think I like it, then I'll give 10 quid to the winner, okay??? Competition number 2!! Right, this is called the sarcasm competition. What you do, is write to me or Dok, and if you can be more sarcastic than Dok, then I will pay you all my college bursary money!!! My address is - Patrick Morriss 34 Roman Crescent Old Kilpatrick Glasgow G60 SJU Scotland Here's one other thing to do while waiting for a game to load from tape- Buy a fucking Disk Drive!! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Oh fuck, this is a shit article, you can all piss off as I'm probably embarrassing myself by typing this shite. See ya...
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