Subliminal Extacy #01
01 января 1995

Orson talks shite for your suffering!!

Orson talks shite for your suffering!!
             Orson talks shite for your suffering!!             
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Aha! Ho ho!! I'm Orson (me with the crap pseudonym), and I'm    
here to type some really crap shit, and talk utter bollocks for 
no reasonably reasonable reason really!!! Erm, what should I say
now???? Erm, okay, I'm going to slag off Dok!! Yeah, he's an   
unemployed wanker who thinks that he is funny.                  
                                                                
Yep. That's all!!!   Erm, I know!!  I'll just sit here and say  
'erm' all the time so as to not seem to talk properly or other  
somethings like that.                                           
                                                                
                     ***COMPETITION TIME***                     
                                                                
Erm...    Okay,  here's a competition for you!  What you do, is 
you think of a better pseudonym for me than Orson.  Why???      
Well, Orson is a shit name, and I'm too crap to think of a      
better one!!   So, if you can think of a better one, and if I   
think I like it, then I'll give 10 quid to the winner, okay???  
                                                                
Competition number 2!!                                          
                                                                
Right, this is called the sarcasm competition. What you do, is  
write to me or Dok, and if you can be more sarcastic than Dok,  
then I will pay you all my college bursary money!!!             
                                                                
                 My address is - Patrick Morriss                
                        34 Roman Crescent                       
                         Old Kilpatrick                         
                         Glasgow G60 SJU                        
                            Scotland                            
                                                                
Here's one other thing to do while waiting for a game to load   
from tape-                                                      
                   Buy a fucking Disk Drive!!                   
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Oh fuck, this is a shit article, you can all piss off as I'm    
probably embarrassing myself by typing this shite.              
                                                                
                                                See ya...        



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