Subliminal Extacy #01 01 января 1995

SUBLIMINAL EXTACY CIX PHONE SERVICES

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For one issue only, we are offering you the chance to join the  
Subliminal CIX line. All you need is your Speccy and a modem to 
connect up to the most happening computer chat service in the   
UK. Call 0898 300 400 now for info on how to subscribe.         
Ask fellow Specheads for advice and help, catch up on the latest
gossip, or just waste loads on money on your phone bill.        
                                                                
Here follows just a selection of yesterdays chat from Subliminal
CIX line service....                                            
                                                                
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SE/chatline    #224                                             
from Tony      00:10:45                                         
                                                                
   My Speccy power pack buzzes. Is it going to explode? I       
fucking hope not, it's next to my jazz mags. Are there any +3   
DOS users on today? How do I load a 48k program from +3 disk and
then run in 48k? The program crashes in 128 mode. Help!         
                                                                
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SE/chatline    #225                                             
from Claire    00:13:21                                         
                                                                
   Hi Tony, No your power pack won't explode. Have you tried    
altering the loader so that it converts to SPECTRUM mode after  
it has loaded the code block? I must admit I've never needed to 
try this as I only have a +2. Try it and call back.             
                                                                
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SE/chatline    #226                                             
from Malcolm   00:17:00                                         
                                                                
    Hello? Am I getting out??                                   
                                                                
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SE/chatline    ##227                                            
from Peter    00:18:33                                          
                                                                
    Tony, RE your disk loading problem. I've found that saying a
rude word really loudly then chucking the +3 in a dustbin works 
really well. So far I've had no more problems since I undertook 
this mode of action.                                            
                                                                
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SE/chatline    #228                                             
from Malcolm   00:26:23                                         
                                                                
    Paul Williams is a wonker. Guns'n'Roses are fab! Am I       
getting out?                                                    
                                                                
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SE/chatline    #229                                             
from Tony      00:27:51                                         
                                                                
    Yes Malc, you are being received. Thank you for your advice.
However I've decided to have hardcore sex with my wife instead  
of poxing about on this fucking bollox of a computer.           
Have you tried rimming? It's great fun!  :-)))                  
                                                                
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SE/chatline    #230                                             
from Claire    00:29:59                                         
                                                                
    Listen Tony, I didn't give up the CB and spend hundreds of  
pounds on new technology just so I could read you licking your  
wifes arsehole out....even if it does turn me on. Let's have    
some groovy chat about ROM bugs, Tasword customizing and having 
a mars bar forced up the cunt whilst being held down by six     
burly canal diggers.                                            
                                                                
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SE/chatline    #231                                             
from Robert    00:38:12                                         
                                                                
    Anyone out there? I'm bored. What do you think of Chelseas  
chances in the Cup, what's your favourite colour. What's your   
high score in Rainbow Islands? Mine is 300,000 - beat that!     
I'm bored. Hi everyone, I'm really mad!                         
                                                                
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Well folks, as you can see, SE Chatline is simply the best for  
your Speccy. Get ONLINE and tune in to the best modem service   
around! All lines are constantly monitored by prefects and will 
not allow right wing politics, under-aged sex or mentions of    
Arsenal. However, the words shit, fuck and ringpiece are        
accepted. Calls cost 39p cheap rate and loads more at other     
times. Have a wank instead, it's cheaper.