It was you - The story "Absolute Power".

      Absolute Power

music by Jaan
(C) Sagittarius
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 Closing the pentagram, he went to the wall and
turned on the lights. The room flashed
flash in the air and did not smell of sulfur, but
when he turned in the center of the pentagram
was the Devil. "How's life?" - He asked,
pleasant smile.
 - Life is disgusting, otherwise you will not
summoned - through his teeth we re swarm - and why no special 
effects?  - What does "without special effects? You

simply not noticed. When I moved
here, you're caught radioactivity. Be proud!
One of the latest models of hell souvenir. If you agree - I 
will cure, if not - leave the memory as a penalty for a false 
call. Oh, and the radiation is still going, so that would 
suggest to hurry, if not want to interrupt their descent. Sets 
out the issues.  - I do not want to interrupt his race ... I 
would like to terminate the lives of several of my friends who 
are particularly polite in his attitude towards me.

 - A settling of accounts ... And what can I
help you in this good practice? Ax
give?
 - No. I then recently read a book
so there was a man, a look which makes it all crumble to 
pieces. I be so!

 - Oh, those comics ... Yesterday I also ...
Client wanted a turtle - ninja
become ... Well, armor, and three fingers on the course I did. 
And everything else failed. I had to buy off. A then we have a 
serious implementation of the order: will give the customer 
complaint - can be to boilers supply. And there ... Fed of 
course always but boring. And what you want?

 - Look to me: that's what I do not care
- All to smithereens!
 - Hey, that things small? Price - a
one ... Let's I'll make an almighty: and you are more 
profitable and easier for me to - it is not clear what the 
devil grinned.  - Can you?

 - Ha, a piece of cake! Get up-ka in here,
 You'll ovsemoguschestivlyat ...
 Darkness enveloped the room when she melted into the room 
there was not a devil, nor trace of his presence.

 - A pentagrammku erase - suddenly sounded from the floor. "Am 
I really Can it? "- he asked himself, our hero -

"Then let pentagram disappear!". Pentagram disappeared. "I want 
eggs, black!". The room was covered with a layer of black 
caviar, the thickness it began to grow. Soon, he was swamped 
with caviar up to their knees to the waist, the neck. "Enough!" 
- Mentally he yelled. Appetite is somehow lost, and he said: 
"We should not roe.. Spawn is not. As it turned out, along with 
caviar and eggs have disappeared from the refrigerator. 
Apparently, the side effect. Now our hero was in the room and 
thought, what would even wish for. "And why should I I stand? 
"- he thought." Armchair me! ". comfort of upholstered 
furniture, he thought about what it lacks for complete 
happiness. Full of happiness to him lacked only a few boxes. To 
fill those boxes down and his ashes were to go to those most 
familiar to him. "For First, recall the high school years. I'd 
like a bundle of such a teacher right corner of the room, an 
armful of classmates to the left. Now all of us in the open 
field, ice rinks on the left and right, and those mummies in 
the middle. Excellent! Let's go! Argue that

-Do with myself: what kind of skating rinks would come faster. 
And damn! The dispute has not taken place ... At the same time 
... "  Over the next half hour the last different

able to destroy about half of the city. "Something authorities 
do nothing" - flashed in his head a law-abiding.

"We shall see-ka I, what they do. Ha and
do not show! And on what basis they
power? Do not appoint me a president? A Well no, if you want to?
Decree "." Visible changes have not occurred. Nothing not even 
suddenly into an urn, with carefully glued pieces of paper 
spaced around the room. "Okay, arrange proverochku. Dear 
Russians!". His face appeared on the screens of millions of 
televisions. The Russians, however, does not show his surprise. 
Dear Russians! If someone has dirty shoes, then let's go

me course of economic reforms to the Indian Ocean ... . From 
neighboring apartments there was a crystal bell: Russians 
teleported dirty shoes most easy way - by throwing it into a TV.

However, the desired effect was not achieved,
because the size of the territory that obey him, was remarkably 
small compared with that spit at him like, and the most 
insulting, do not care. "Being me Lord of the Universe! I 
decree! ". The This time, the changes were impressive. He felt

currents tremendous force, passing through
him. It really is all-powerful! However, the joy of his 
poisoned one thing - he could not forget about what sooner or 
later will require from him the Devil. "But I'm omnipotent!" It 
seems to me that the Devil was a fiasco, simply, broken off! 
Decide! ". There was nothing now clouded his triumph, and he 
immersed himself in control of the universe. Ever since he 
lives a perfectly happy: quench and lights the stars, sometimes 
explodes pair - the other galaxies. And when he, with 
enthusiasm the resolution of armed conflict in the 
constellation Taurus, too greatly prolong the sleeves 
straitjacket, he gently smiled and promised to press Most Red 
Button in the Universe and through a time when the sedative is

will affect its untie ...

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