Adventurer #12 31 января 2001

Юмор

Ottyag - 10 things you can do .. if ...

     (C) by Coyot

     (C) Translation by Chasm


               10 things you can do

            man, if one wakes up with by a pussy

1. Immediately run to buy carrots and cucumbers.
2. Sit on their haunches over the hand mirror and a half hours.
3. Check whether you can cling to the floor,

   if you sit down on the twine.
4. Check whether through pussy, you can run

   a ball of tennis at 6 meters.
5. Throw a leg over the other, and not correcting eggs to

   they do not pinch.
6. Podsnyatsya in a bar in less than ten minutes ... to

   closure.
7. Finally, try as it is - to finish ten times per hour

   and, moreover, want more.
8. Go to the gynecologist at the survey and asked to write

   it's on video.
9. To kneel before an icon and pray to God that he

   sent more and tits.
10. Finally wake up and discover that the end after all

    with you.



                10 things that can make

             Baba, if one wakes up with by a dick

1. Otdrochit dick.
2. Check whether you can shoot sperm on

   six meters.
3. Check what the charm of scratching eggs.
4. Go to the men's room, go to urinal, and get dick

   piss, looking at the faces ohuevshie men.
5. Understand why the dick is not always arises when you want.
6. Understand how it's cool finish after an hour of rapid

   sex.
7. You can now correct cowards if they rub sex

   body, not lifting up her skirt or down his pants.
8. Completely undress and jump in front of a mirror with a 
standing 

   by a dick to realize that it's also fun to feel

   how to look at it from outside.
9. Finally, to fully understand the scientific arguments that

   in a closed conducting circuit current arises when the

   number of lines of magnetic induction, penetrating the area,

   bounded by this contour.
10. Repeat step number one.