Ottyag - A useful about sex.

     (C) Coyot

     (C) translation by Chasm / CPU



       AMERICAN WOMEN AND SEX


  70% of women smokers have a year more than four lovers.

  Approximately 60% of non-smokers do not have lovers.

  Women who respond to ads like: "A man met a woman for a 
pleasant meeting," are five times more lovers than other women.


  Women who read romance novels have twice
more lovers than those who do not read.

  Women with a Ph.D., two times more successful in the random 
bond than women without even a degree bachelor's degree.


  Women who have completed high school, more
lucky in oral sex (active and passive) than those
who quit high school.

  Women tusuyuschihsya in bars and discos without a partner
size of the neckline and skirt length decreases and increases, 
respectively, from the absence / presence of menses. 

  Women who are passive in bed, generally feel
orgasm less frequently than active.

  White teenage girls living with single mothers on
60% are more likely to lose their virginity before reaching
18 years of age than girls from the complete family.

  For blacks, this percentage is much lower.

  Women who lost their virginity before the age of eighteen,
twice as sexually active than those who lost their virginity 
after eighteen. 

  Atheists, not Christians, and Jews are more sexually active 
than regularly attend church Christians.


  Women, who sometimes spend the night behind bars for 50%
more fortunate in love affairs and imenyut more than 10 lovers
per year than women with no drives.

  Australian divorce easier to have sex at first date.

  Women with Latin blood eight times easier to pull in bed than 
white or black. 

  Black women 50% more successful white in regular sex.

  White women, especially those with higher education are more 
likely for anal sex.


  20% of women who live with the guys, have more than one 
sexual partner. 

  The national birth rate is directly dependent on the height 
of heels shoes.



     So what does that mean? And then, potsa if you went to the 
States and wanted to perepihnutsya, you should seek a heifer: a 
quarter of Australian, on the a quarter black, a quarter 
Latino, on Quarter white atheist with a degree of Doctor of 
Philosophy, Nasya short skirt and high-heeled shoes, reading a 
naughty ads in newspapers, smoking and living with a single 
mother! 

     NDA ... Find exactly this will be complicated.



    SOME FACTS ABOUT MEN AND SEX



  The volume of semen during ejaculation equals 1-2 teaspoons.

  The average life of a man kills about 7,200 times.

  The average life of engaging in masturbation, man kills 2,000
times.

  The average life of a man spewing 55 liters of semen.

  On average, to fill a bathtub takes 140 liters.

  Average speed of ejaculation - 45 km / h.

  The average speed of city bus - 40 km / h.

  In a teaspoon of semen 7 calories.

  The Bank Dr. Pepper - 150 calories.

  The average length of a peaceful member - 8cm.

  The average length of an excited member of - 13 cm

  The shortest term was 1.6 cm in length

  The longest term was 28 cm in length

  The longest member of the animal - a blue whale - 3m. 35
see

  Distance from floor to basketball hoop - 3 pm

  The most favorable time for erection in man (the time of the 
day / time of the year) - early morning / fall. 

  To improve the potency should be: stop smoking, exercise, 
lose weight. 

  Products that positively affect the potency: oysters,
lean meat, seafood, cereals, wheat germ.

  60% percent of men admitted that they masturbate.

  54% percent of men admitted to masturbating at least
once a day.

  41% percent of men admitted that during the occupation of 
masturbation feel guilty. 

  In order for a member stood up again, to a peasant from two 
minutes to two weeks. 

  Average number of erections a peasant per day - 11.

  Average number of erections per night in a peasant - 9.

  For fertilization spermatozoa must overcome
distance of 7-10 cm

  For the man is roughly equivalent to 41 km (marathon
distance).

  Sperm overcomes his 2.5sek.

  The man runs a marathon in 4 hours.

  The lifetime of the spermatozoon of 2.5 months from birth 
until ejaculation. 

  On average, Gandon man spends about $ 100 a year.

  The thickness of an ordinary Gandon - 0.07 mm.

  Thickness of ultrathin Gandon - 0.05 mm.

  Upokovochnoy thickness of plastic film - 0.0127 mm.

  Yes, the member may shrink from the cold.

  If you take a hot bath, the sperm are less active.

  Eggs do not explode / semen does not flow from the ears / 
spermotoksikoza not happen if a very long time to fuck. 



       WHAT SHOULD BE A MEMBER OF VALUE?


  He has a tough job;

  He is working at great depths;

  It works upside down;

  He works in suffocating, not ventilated;

  He works in a wet environment;

  It operates at high temperatures;

  O had no holidays and weekends;

  It does not get time off for overtime;

  He has dangerous working conditions that lead to professional
diseases.



      FOR THAT MEMBER IS NOT MUCH VALUE?


  It can not work 8 hours;

  He can not handle many calls simultaneously;

  He can not professionally processes;

  After a bit of creative activity, falling asleep at work
place;

  He often changes the place of work;

  Too early to retire;

  It does not work until it is delivered to the workplace;

  He does not clean workplace after completion of the process;



                SEX TEST


     Indicate the number of items for which you answered "yes"

You ...

1. are using three or more positions during the fucking?
2. you can fuck more hours in a row?
3. can dedicate a whole day fuck (of course with breaks

   for food and toilet)?
4. doing it so loudly that the home or the neighbors start

   knock on the wall?
5. heard / but from someone that your technique / style / 
experience is very 

   cool?
6. wrote / and ever erotic stories?
7. lead up / but if your partner to orgasm using exclusively
   Indeed hands?
8. fucked / she in a dress (of course, opening his zipper / a
   nyav skirt)?
9. fucked / she stand?
10. licking / and toes to your partner?
11. sucking / a member of a peasant?
12. licking / a clitoris in a woman?
13. you sucked off a man?
14. you sucked off a woman?
15. used / and the position in 1969?
16. intentionally ingested / a sperm (their own considered

    ;-])?
17. woke / she because someone gives you oral

    satisfaction?
18. fucked / she does not predohranyayas?
19. fucked / she during menstruation?
20. used / and honey, chocolate, etc., in the sexual games?
21. used / and ice in the sexual games?
22. used / and the cold / melted wax for sexual

    games?
23. completely shaved / a pubic hair?
24. acquired / a sex toy?
25. thrust his / her finger and someone in the anus or maybe you

    thrust?
26. licking / and someone's anus?
27. had fa with someone anal intercourse (use of substitute
    Lei member also taken into account)?
28. fuck / and someone's anus (the use of substitutes

    Members were also taken into account)?
29. used / and a vibrator on your partner, or used

    did not you?
30. used / and other items to satisfy (cucumbers,

    bottles, etc.)?
31. performed / and act as a partner tied member?
32. performed / and act as a partner tied up eggs?
33. practiced / a fucking fist?
34. sick / and sexually transmitted diseases?
35. received / and money, or any services delivered over a
    fight sexual satisfaction.
36. fucked / she out of pity?
37. raped / and or forced / and do sex with you?
38. was / and sex with a virgin / com?
39. Boards / a prostitute for sex / my.
40. unfaithful spouse gu?
41. accused / she a rape?
42. had fa sex with nedostigshimi puberty?
43. had fa sex with someone who is older or younger than you by 
ten 

    years?
44. fucked / she with a neighbor in the apartment / dorm, with 
the owner / Coy 

    apartment offered for rent?
45. had fa sex with supervisor / teacher?
46. performed / and incest (sex with relatives, including 
relatives)? 47. was / and sex with two people from one family 
(ie, native 

    brothers / sisters).
48. had fa sex with someone familiar with that happened in

    the same day?
49. had fa sex with someone without knowing even his name (well

    except after sex)?
50. was / and sex, without prior discussions or human
    com, which speaks a different language?
51. was / a homosexual or bisexual relationship (not hiding

    their relationship from others)?
52. was / and more than 10 sex partners?
53. ... More than 100?
54. was / and sex with two partners during the day (with 
different     mi)?

55. had fa spontaneous sex?
56. involved / in group sex (more than three partners)?
57. involved / in global orgies in the hut and closed clubs
    Bach?
58. was / a of two or more regular partners with whom you

    engaged / she have sex for a long time, though pairs
    tnery knew about each other?
59. was / a of two or more regular partners with whom you

    engaged / she have sex for a long time, though partners
    algebra did not know about each other?
60. was / and sex in a public place?
61. was / and sex on the street at night?
62. was / and sex on the street in the sunlight?
63. was / and sex in a car was parked?
64. was / and sex in the car when you / partner at the wheel?
65. are a member of a private sex club?
66. was / and sex in her / his parents' bedroom?
67. was / and sex in the classroom, office or other public 
place? 68. had / Are you a sex in a place where at any moment 
could 

    people go?
69. was / and sex in the water (bathtub, pool, river, sea ...)?
70. was / and sex on the stairs or elevator?
71. was / and sex in the morgue or the cemetery?
72. used / and alcohol in order to get sex from

    partner?
73. was / and sex under the drug?
74. used / and the special sex stimulants for a circular
    tyh sensations (wheels, powders, incense, etc.)?
75. seen / a professional striptease?
76. engaged / she voyeurism (peeping / but for someone who

    You have not seen)?
77. engaged / she exhibitionism (public nudity)?
78. mastyrbiroval / a in the presence of someone else?
79. was / and sex, knowing that someone is behind you watching?
80. moved / camping during sex in the apartment without 
interrupting ak     that?

81. watched / a porn with sex partner.
82. rent / camping or shooting / and in the nude for a photo / 
video? 83. you have a photo / video where you zanimaeshsya sex?

84. watched / as part as your permanent sex partner

    having sex with someone else?
85. Do you have earring in the nipple or on the genitals?
86. played / and sometime in the online role-playing games 
(doctor / medsest     pa, student / teacher, etc.)?

86. dressing / she a woman / man to seksualngo

    satisfaction?
87. privyazyvl / and artificial breasts / penis?
88. you were blindfolded during sex?
89. you practice sadism?
90. you practice masochism?
91. are using the word "ENOUGH!" during a sadomasochistic act 
with 

    partner?
92. are using nipple clamps?
93. are using the whip or other objects to inflict pain?
94. practicing the use of electric shock during sex

    act?
95. allow occurrence of bruises and wounds in his / partner in 
time     me act?

96. mochishsya a partner?
97. defecates on a partner?
98. practicing bestiality?
99. practicing pedophilia?
100. practicing necrophilia?



                   100


     You're a sex god, you're all known and accessible. But 
hardly a man lives on this light.



                 99 - 69


     Sex for you is like air,
you realize all your desires and fantasies that come into your 
head, not looking to any prohibitions and taboos.



                 69 - 39


     Of course, you love to experiment in sex and a lot affords,
However, much still remains in my dreams. Y
You have the opportunity to realize them,
With a little courage.


                 39 - 09


     You naslazhdaeshsya sex, but it is somewhat monotonous. 
Try to reject prejudice, and all your hidden desires 
implemented. 


                 09 - 00


     You have too many complexes, and
you are very serfdom sex. Your ordinary sex is boring and 
monotonous. 



     Well, boys, scored five points? Uncle Vova help you! So:



        WHAT TO DO IN BED WHEN

      YOU ARE NOT TOO GAINED into the trachea?


     Not worth ignoririvat kisses and immediately start 
pressing the clitoris as if You harvest the fire on the 
joystick during game in the "Flying Shark".


     Soapy not in my ear, better tell her how
Do you like to stroke her body, which
Her shapely legs and big breasts and the like. Such bullshit 
really excites women. 

     Do not enter rapidly into a woman when she was still
not excited. This is as pleasant as
if you were stuck in the ass not otshkurennuyu stick. To begin, 
excite, and if everything goes like clockwork.


     Climb into bed with his unshaven mug.
Try to kiss a hedgehog, and you'll understand
that a woman feels when she climbs
kissing style with a three-day stubble.

     Shimay not too much chest - this is
Not everyone can like.

     Do not bite the nipples. Nipples - the most sensitive part 
of the breasts. Squeeze nails your nipples - you will 
understand what a thrill. Not Say what you like nipples with 
your fingers - it's more like that you want to catch your 
favorite station on the receiver. Bab is quite

not exciting, they like when
nipple lick and suck.

     Do not ignore other parts of the body,
each woman's individual erogenous
zone, sometimes a simple stroke back
may give more sense than the hour nasasyvanie clitoris.

     Vagina. On it is to talk
details. Do not put there right hand -
except breakup you do not catch. Poslyunyav finger and gently 
push the lip (Sex, stupid!), Towards the navel

should be the clitoris - usually
One of the most erogenous zones. Act
here we must carefully and slowly, be sure to ask, if it does 
not hurt her if No, you may not stopping to massage

clitoris circular movements, gently poke inside the vagina 
ukozatelny finger. Yes, do not try to climb back to month is 
not trimmed claws! 

     Do not stop! Even a small
stop, could nullify your ten-minute effort.

     By the way, surely you did
all unbuttoned her blouse and put his hand
in shorts. Now it's time to get undressed. Not pulling her 
sweater over her head too hard, the best loot himself under 
him, and kissing her lips, take off your sweater - it is very 
erotic. To remove her pants and jeans too very carefully - if 
it Pry pantyhose, do not try to steal all of the times.


     Very good advice - do not take off your clothes
rvym. Nothing so much as laugh bab man in his socks on standing 
member of the front dressed chick, so socks are needed removed 
in the first place! But after you've undressed her. Some of the 
women like it when they stripped the men, if she wants to do it 
- do not resist. 

     Well, you're naked and you're stuck
member of her vagina ...

     You should not move too fast -
in the beginning it will cause in women only the association 
with a steam hammer. Do it slow, measured entering and leaving 
almost completely. 

     As I have said, do not dramatically
thrust and fuck her as if you
pytaeshsya to get her to the stomach - all
time.

     Premature ejaculation - the eternal fear of all men. Of 
course, if You did not fall, you can not start pulling out

second approach, which is very cool.
But if a member yet fallen, you still remain your fingers and 
tongue - keep it meet, and most likely you have

soon will rise again.

     The reverse situation - you can not for a long time to 
finish. Usually this happens on what you perezhral vinischa 
kakihnibud or other stimulating things. In Basically, the women 
like to be fucked for a long time, but sometimes you can 
dotrahatsya to a pain in the vagina and tear nahorosho

member.

     Do not ask whether she had finished. Usually, all the 
women moan or scream when ends, but if you're not sure, do not 
ask anyway. 

     Oral sex. Do not behave like a cat
lapped from a saucer - enough
focus on the clitoris. Lick and
Suck it. Basically, if you have a long
language, you can shove it into the vagina.

     Do not grab her by the hair, putting on her
head-to-member when she sucks you. Be sure that the next time
she refuses to take your cock in her mouth. Give her the 
freedom of action, but do not be shy to tell her where you'd 
like that she spent the language.


     Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white, not all
like it, so do not wronged
face if she did not swallow it. In the porn guys often end with 
the women on the face, trying to get necessarily into the eye. 
In real life, usually spreading

Sperm on the face is not a pleasure
partner.

     Anal sex. The first time it
very painful. If you fuck a woman with cancer, try to stick her 
finger in the ass by the way, very cool feel finger his dick 
through the intestine. Only then, properly excite her, you can 
try stuff in anal sex and cock. The whole joke of anal sex is 
that women have a prostate, so that anal stimulation, in 
principle, they are not interested. Only men have a kind of 
female orgasm when they are fucked in the ass ;-). In women it 
is more a habit. 

     If you had read at your leisure "Kama Sutra", do not try 
without the consent of partner to fuck her in poses worthy

Indian yogis - for this, at least
need to have long term and good stretching their partner.

     In various erotic films, such as
"9 1 / 2 weeks", the lovers use different foods: ice, hot wax
love games. Not all women like to lie on soiled sheets.

     I do not advise biting partner and put it aspirated. Most 
do not like it. Moreover, as it will be quite difficult to 
explain your mother, where did her ass traces of human jaw. 
Allowed only light bites, leaving no traces. For example, some 
of the women Like when they were little bites of

neck.

     Dirty swearing. Some women
like when they're called a bitch, purulent
Durkee, whore, etc., during the fucking, but
not all. If she or you feel such a desire, ask first
a partner, not whether it offends him.

     Masochism / sadism. BDSM - this is on
amateur. There certainly need to ask inclinations partner.

     Pictures in the nude. If
you say: "Come, I'll take you naked," in
her head at once there continued:
"... To show the picture kid." You
can exchange pictures or let them all
they lie in it.

     Also, do not burp and fart -
it is not very erotic. While some love and something 
poekstremalnee such as urinating or defecating on a partner. 

     After fucking should not immediately jump up and dress 
pants. The women really like it when they caress and kiss after 
sex. This is very useful if you continue sobiraeshsya to 
communicate with this chick. 

     Not because of her sex. Do not forget
you dirty bastard ... and you are very
lucky that you're fucked very cool girl in my life ;-) Come on! 
If you Both had finished - it's the best mutual appreciation.