Scream #02
29 января 2002

Bowl - "You - slug. Yes, yes, this is so, no need shakes his head and otmazyvatsya blunt phrases. Dohlyak You, You mastrubiruesh at naked girls from zx-stag'a"

<b>Bowl</b> -
| Slug you!
| Kristoph / / skrew



                                that will be worth a thousand 
words 

                                when it will be important 
fortress of hands? 


                                                      Viktor 
Tsoi 

You - slug. Yes, yes, this is so, no need shakes his head and 
otmazyvatsya blunt phrases. You dohlyak! You mastrubiruesh at 
naked girls from zx-stag'a you looking at thousands of 
pornographic images downloaded from an Internet, you do not 
have a girl, your news soon similar to the labor mazol and 
shoulders stooped so much that you You can snidely called 
"Venus de Milo." This is more than a typical sceners for the 
more active, because you have every day, almost all his free 
time to spend on their projects, write letters, talk to irke 
finally. 

Now, ignoring for a moment. Think about who you'll be
30. What you get from the scene? Much, very much, I agree! But 
let us not forget about the fact that you will be a curve, and 
the hunchback dohlyak. I honestly do not know whether you find 
yourself a girl with such an approach to life!


Yes, I believe you - the scene is important! But more important 
than yourself, does not matter! Fuck you finally these seats 
until two o'clock in the dilapidated chair, tried to do 
something first with your body! The first - pouring in the 
morning, it's one of the key moments. You're not going to hurt, 
you will not be sluggish all day - because you cheer up in the 
morning! Imagine how cool it is - brace in the morning: get up 
at 7:00, it is difficult to rise from bed, moving listlessly 
kicking trudge into the bathroom and ... and poured into a 
bucket of cold water! Believe me, after such a procedure are 
you really going to fit and cheerful, lost your eternal 
pessimism and dissatisfaction with life. Yes, and most 
importantly - Do not forget a good rub oneself after pouring, 
it's also quite kayfovo. 

Second - Charge! Yes, yes, and do not laugh, it is charging
finally will lead your body in order and keep him in good
form until his retirement. My grandfather is almost 70, he
a lot of work (factory director), and on vacation "relaxing" in 
the country, planting potatoes and breeding pigs. So, he said, 
without charging the morning he just can not live. There were 
times when it just do not succeed, and to work He rode without 
charge. And what do you think? He felt he was not in ease, some 
unusual weakness ... Realizing what was happening, it makes 
charging and fully relaxed at the same time invigorates. 
Believe me, he's still in great shape! He has no insomnia, it 
is strong and healthy man, he often relaxes at the cottage, 
eating made on the eve of an excellent moonshine. But he's 
healthy as an ox! So, remember your goal: fifteen minutes of 
charging in the morning and vivacity all day! 

Third - sport. You could go for a swim and you'll have a 
beautiful figure, broad shoulders, and besides, it's a great - 
three times a week to rest the body, cutting through the water 
nicely expanse of fifty meter track! Believe me, it really

cool. The second thing that comes to my mind - the various 
contests, and although in the short term you are unlikely to 
change, then At least, you'll learn to fight. And how else are 
you going to prove lamer escarpment demoscene? * Smile * Well, 
of course, you can go to a gym, pumped up its decrepit muscle

(If any). This will help you accurately, at least, the search 
for the girl. You know how girls react to seeing guy on the 
beach with a cool figure? That's just it. 

But in general, find some real book on healthy
life and follow her advice, I'm sure it will help!

Another big issue - it's pickup, that is the way we - as 
zakadrit girl? In this issue you can read an excellent article 
tomcat / / grm devoted to this subject, well, I'd add that cool 
girl is unlikely to sink to the pimply, a dead fool, unable to 
connect two words, the only topic of conversation which is the 
computer. So go ahead! Think about toothbrush, all sorts of 
things for the skin and learn to competently and interesting to 
talk with ordinary people. 

Good luck!

p.s. I'm sorry if you have indeed an excellent figure athlete 
and after you chase the crowd of girls - you I could unfairly 
hurt! 





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