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Scream #02
29 января 2002 |
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Brains - dick is out of my pants!.
| Dick is out of my pants!
| Mimic, june 2ooo
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kristoph.
. Hi; D today lit the guys from ascii commands mimic.
. My advice: get over my laziness and read this
. Text will not regret it - exactly; D
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david.
. That's really entertaining. Seriously. Read it. Thats
. The best conversation i've ever had on # mimic. I've
. Even edited the colors for better understanding. And
. God knows im a lazy bastard.
.
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The greatest conversation on # mimic.
Featuring:
+ - David____ as aeternam
+ - Robin____ as drshizuma
+ - Jeff_____ as black jack
+ - Lame `as lame
The plot: David talked to a girl in his city bus. And his dick
was out of his pants.
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this town and meeting new people
Where ya moving out to? :)
<lame`> Edmonton!
In latest news
<lame`> I'll give you the url for the apartment:)
DAVID'S DICK WAS HANGING OUT OF HIS PANTS
AND HE DIDN'T NOTICE.
UNTIL AFTER HE GOT OFF THE BUS
'CAUSE HE'S A DUMBASS
<lame`> Heh, SO i am hearing
David how could you NOT notice?!
i didnt
thats all
Did you walk all the way to the busstop like that?
What the fuck?!
<lame`> hahahah
no
i crouched when i entered the bus
thats prolly when it got off
I see ...
Man
You know what would've been perfect? If she had
grabbed your dick 'started licking it.
But she didn't, sucka.
<lame`> haha
David, man
I didn't know your actual dick was hanging out.
Man
You dumb dumb ass:)
*** Blk_jack is now known as jeff____
<lame`> Was it actually hanging out? not just visible?
<robin____> huh?
*** Jeff____ is now known as jeff_____
<jeff_____> WOO
my shirt was in my pants
<jeff_____> It was visible.
<jeff_____> His dick was HANGING OUT OF HIS PANTS
<jeff_____> How could this happen?!
i told you
<robin____> ...
i crouched
<robin____> did this happen?
and since my fly was unzipped
<robin____> or is jeff playing games?
and there's no buttons on my boxers
.. it got off
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<lame`> check out the 'cool' virtual tour
<robin____> heh
thats prolly why she giggled or whatever
<robin____> ...
<robin____> what the hell?
robin____: scroll up
<robin____> i saw jeff saying first
<robin____> so like.
my fly was unzipped
i entered the bus
kinda crouched
and my dick got off
... and i noticed when i got off the bus
<robin____> is this a joke?
<robin____> hahaha
<lame`> did you sit down?
<robin____> dear god.
<lame`> or just crouch the whole way
<robin____> and nobody in the bus stared at you?
<robin____> or lauged?
<robin____> laughed ..
<jeff_____> Or went
i dont remember
<robin____> ...
<jeff_____> "Excuse me sir, your cock is hanging out of your
pants. "
<robin____> and you had a conversation with this girl?
robin____: yeh
<robin____> while your dick was hanging out?
i was standing up
<jeff_____> Hahahah
<jeff_____> HAHAHAHA
<lame`> hahaahahaha
<robin____> what the fuck ..
she was sitting in front of me
<robin____> this is the weirdest crap ever.
<jeff_____> How could you not notice?
and i was standing up in front of her
jeff_____: i noticed
i told you
<robin____> hahahaha
<jeff_____> AFTER
<robin____> standing infront of her
<jeff_____> I would've noticed the second I felt my dick come
out of my pants.
<robin____> with your dick out ..
<robin____> oh man ..
<robin____> david, this could be very good for you, or very bad.
<robin____> heheh
<jeff_____> Yea
<jeff_____> Did she wink
<jeff_____> and / or lick her lips?
no
<robin____> oh man
<lame`> If your cock was hanging out of your pants, HOW CAN YOU
NOT FEEL IT
<jeff_____> lame `: EXACTLY
she had this weird look on her face
<lame`> it's mind-boggling
<robin____> yeh david, you are uncircumsized
lame `: i didnt notice
stress, i guess
<jeff_____> David probably has a numb dick from jerking off too
much
<robin____> like you are extra-sensitive to the temputures
<robin____> man
<lame`> well, at least you didn't get a boner
<robin____> hahaha
<robin____> lame; maybe he did
<jeff_____> lame `: Oh man
i didnt
<jeff_____> That would've been the worst.
<lame`> that would have been the best
<jeff_____> When you were talking to her, Daivd
<robin____> if he didn't notice he had it out, he may of not
noticed that either.
<jeff_____> Was she looking at your face?
jeff_____: no
i dont really remember though
<jeff_____> robin____: how could you not notice?!
<jeff_____> Dude, blind people notice that shit
<robin____> man i would be traumatized ..
<jeff_____> Anyone can sense it.
<jeff_____> robin____: Me too
i didnt have a boner
<jeff_____> David's taking it pretty well.
<robin____> yeh ..
jeff_____: i just realized it
<jeff_____> JUST?
yeh
well
<jeff_____> AS soon as I got off the bus I would've been like
"OH NO, MY DICK!"
<robin____> maybe you are mistaken?
that she saw me.
when i got off the bus
i thought about it
got it back in my pants.
<lame`> AS soon as My dick popped out of my pants, I would be
like, oh no, my dick
<jeff_____> lame `: me too
so yeh
i got it back in my pants
then like
<jeff_____> "Oh well, maybe she didn't notice my dick inches
away from her face. "
<robin____> how did your dick get out of your pants?
robin____: my fly was unzipped
<robin____> yeh
and i had to crouch kinda
<robin____> and?
<jeff_____> .. and his boxers button is missing.
when i got in the bus
<robin____> hahaha
and my shirt was in my pants: |
<lame`> man, you must have flung that thing
flung?
<jeff_____> Yea
<robin____> david must have a numb dick
<jeff_____> How violently did you crouch?
numb?
<jeff_____> Did you like, duck 'roll or something?!
i just crouched man
because i kinda missed a stair
<jeff_____> Hahahah
<lame`> did you have a boner at the time?
lame `: no
<lame`>:)
<robin____> this is why i wear tight underwear
<jeff_____> Tight?
so y'know
* Jeff_____ cringes
<robin____> heh
i got it back on
<jeff_____> I wear boxers ...
came back home
drank a coke can
and everything was back on the rack
<jeff_____> The actual can?
<lame`> I can't get the image of a french kid falling on to the
bus, poking his dick out, and than talking to a girl.
<lame`> out of my head
not a girl
the girl.
<jeff_____>>>>>>> <<Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the spouse
is taking his / her
<jeff_____>>>>> sweet
<jeff_____>>>>>>> time!
<jeff_____>>>>>>>
<jeff_____>>>>>>> 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly
put them in
<jeff_____>>>>>>> people's carts when they don't realize
it.
<robin____> i am just surprised this girl did not act compleatly
horrified
<jeff_____> Guys, it was a THE girl.
<robin____> she must of seen a lot of dick
robin____: she sounded weird though
<lame`> hahahaha
<jeff_____> A GIRL IN DAVID'S BUS SAW HIS DICK!
robin____: shut the fuck up
<jeff_____> Yea
<lame`> david____: maybe its a good thing
maybe
<lame`> maybe she'll ask to see it again.
but .. im thinking about it.
*** Robin____ changes topic to '7 days until pack release, # 24!
- A GIRL IN DAVID'S CITY BUS SAW IS DICK! '
<robin____> heh
that was the fail in my plan
i didnt think about the
<jeff_____> Seeing a dick randomly out in the open wasn't a big
deal to her apparently
<robin____> david; don't think anymore
<jeff_____> She must get it a lot
<lame`> jeff_____: must be a french thing
<robin____> thinking at the point will get you in trouble.
<jeff_____> Yea, a french thing
<jeff_____> OR A SLUT THING!!
<jeff_____>:)
that was the fail in my plan
i didnt think about the
"maybe my dick will fall off my boxers"
<jeff_____> Hahah
<robin____> heheheh
so yeh. i'll ask her, monday
<jeff_____> Ask her what?!?!
if she saw my dick when it was out of my pants
<robin____> about?
<robin____> no!!
<jeff_____> Hahahhahaha
why not?
<robin____> don't ask her!
<jeff_____> Don't do that!
<lame`> Hahahahahahhahahahahah
<robin____> act like in never happened!
<robin____> and if she points it out ..
<robin____> say "so?"
<jeff_____> "Hey girl, I was wondering ... uhm, did you see my
dick out of my pants on the bus the other day? "
<robin____> hehehehe
<jeff_____> "Why yes David, may I suck it."
<jeff_____> IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN?
<jeff_____> 'CAUSE IT WON'T!
<robin____> jeff; no way man.
<robin____> yeh
<lame`> Than she'll just call you City Bus Penis Boy ....
<robin____> you can't ask her if she saw!
why not?
<robin____> that is the worst thing to do!
<jeff_____> Yea, she's like ...
there's nothing wrong in going
<jeff_____> "David, i saw your dick."
<lame`> WHAT IF SHE DIDNT SEE IT
<jeff_____> "So what baby?"
"My dick was out of my pants last thursday. Did you
notice? "
lame `: i dont know
yeh
<robin____> david; nonono
i wont ask her
<lame`> than its like, uh, I was just kidding
lame `: not really
<jeff_____> [19:25:05] "My dick was out of my pants
last thursday. Did you notice? "That's the motherfucking mi
mic # 24 file_id.diz quote.
<robin____> carry on with just doing the same thing.
i could go mib style with her
with the red flash
or whatever
<jeff_____> Hahah
<robin____> wait ..
* RED FLASH *
<jeff_____> Man, Quebec is fucked up.
<lame`> I think you've flashed her enough
<robin____> was this the 1st time you talked to her?
hahaha
<robin____> or like, today?
ahahahha
<jeff_____> lame `: AHHAHahahahahha
hahah
hahahah lame `
<jeff_____> hahaahaha
<robin____> ...
hhfkjhfghaaha
<robin____> not that funny.
<lame`> heh.
<jeff_____> Yea it was, that was great.
<jeff_____> I'm lol'ing.
<robin____> ...
<robin____>!.
im rotfling
<jeff_____> I'm roflmao'ing
so yeh
what should i do?
<lame`> I'm masturbating.
<robin____> ...
<lame`> er wait ...
not talk about it?
<jeff_____> david____: Dunno, you're fucked now.
<robin____> david; wait ..
<robin____> let me know something here.
<jeff_____> Wait, you have a 9 inch monster frenchman dick,
right?
<jeff_____> So the fact that she saw it is no big deal, right?
<robin____> i heard frenchies have small dicks
<jeff_____> robin____: yea, I'd imagine that too.
<jeff_____> All those years of assfucking has genetically
altered their penis length to be skinnier.
<robin____> david; okay. you talked to her, like for the first
time yesterday
<robin____> is this when it had happened?
<robin____> or.
<robin____> was it today?
<jeff_____> Yesterday
robin____: yesterday
<jeff_____> HEh
when i talked to her
<robin____> okay
<jeff_____> The only day he talked to her
<jeff_____> .. and it happened.
<robin____> so the first time you talked to her
<robin____> you had your dick hanging out.
<robin____> heh
<jeff_____> That's hurtin
yeh .. it wasnt that great of a first impression,
eh? <robin____> i dunno ..
<lame`> At least it can't get worse, right?
: (
<robin____> david; i would say ignore it ..
robin____: should i talk to her monday?
and hope she didnt notice?
<jeff_____> David
<robin____> go ahead yeh
<lame`> david____: she didn't run away crying, so obviously she
didnt mind too much
<jeff_____> Call her!
<robin____> and if she points shit out.
<jeff_____> lame `: Heh
<robin____> you better pretend it didn't happen. :)
<robin____> heh
<jeff_____> girl: "AHHH!! PENIS!"
<robin____> OR
<jeff_____> david____: "WHERE? WHERE?"
should i go
it was my tie
<robin____> if you like this better ... act like you don't care.
or my belt
<robin____> because you already seem to not care much about it.
robin____: i do care
i fucked up my first impression
<robin____> not as much as the average person
how come?
<robin____> you didn't fuck up, it is fucked up. :)
<lame`> haha
what tells you im not freaking out here?
<jeff_____> "Uhm, girl .. incase you were wondering .. that
wasn't my dick on Thursday .. it was a fake dick .. I did it
to,
uh, impress you! "
<lame`> Dirk diggler
<lame`> style
<robin____> dav; and .. you could be wrong
<robin____> so i wouldn't say anything.
<lame`> Did you see her today?
no school
<lame`> ah.
anyway
monday i wont put my shirt in my pants
and wear two pairs of boxers
and zip my fly
<lame`> I think just having your pants done up is the main point
to work on.
<robin____> maybe get rid of your dick too
<jeff_____> Yea
<robin____> to be safe
<jeff_____> cut it off
<jeff_____> Just to be safe
<lame`> then he would just have a stump hanging out
<robin____> re-attach it when you really need it.
<jeff_____> hahaha
maybe kind missle is like me
thats why he did a detachable penis tune
<robin____> yes ..
so yeh. i fucked up, eh?
<robin____> no
<lame`> nah
<robin____> not exactly
<robin____> it is a twist of fate david
<jeff_____> What do you guys mean no?
<jeff_____> His dick was hanging out
<jeff_____> That's NEVER happened to me.
<lame`> jeff_____: maybe if it did, you'd meet french chicks too
<jeff_____> Hrm, maybe.
lame `: lets say you talk to a girl you wanted to
talk to for like, 4months. she's sitting in front of you. and
your dick is hanging out of your pants.
what would you do
<lame`> how that's a good thing, I odn't know ...
hey. stop doing those french chicks jokes
<lame`> david____: Uh. Move.
<lame`> to edmonton
<robin____> it's just a twist of fate david
<robin____> it happened ...
robin____: i dont give a fuck, it happened
what can i do?
<robin____> you have no controll now. :)
<jeff_____> Oh well, David
<robin____> i think this will take a life of its own.
<jeff_____> You're okay unless she saw your tattoo of the word
"Robin" on the side of your shaft.
<jeff_____> 'cause if she saw that, you're fucked.
<lame`> david____: just try it again, to see what she does.
<robin____> ..
if i end up going out with her, when i'll get my
pants off, she'll prolly say something "im experiencing deja
vu "or whatever
<robin____> you guys have shit advice.
yeh
robin is the man
richard is a faggoth
but a faggoth with pants
: (
<robin____> sometimes when you're building up to one point ..
you know how i felt?
<robin____> like, unexpected shit can happen
i felt like in "brad: the game"
<robin____> it's like the universe invested in that moment.
yeh i know
<lame`> david____: if she doesn't care, it probably shows that
she likes you
lame `: she did care
she had this weird look on her face
<robin____> at this point, i can not really see you not hearing
from her again
<lame`> by care, I mean get completely grossed out, or laugh in
your face, or run away, etc.
<robin____> it could be bad or good
<robin____> i dunno.
<lame`> Of all the days ...
<jeff_____> I dunno Rob
<jeff_____> Remember the first time we met?
<robin____>????
<robin____> yeh what about it?
<jeff_____> You were in the chair at the institute.
<jeff_____> Reading
<jeff_____> Well, imagine I was walkiung up to you 'I had my
dick hanging out of my pants.
<jeff_____> .. and I never noticed.
thats what i think too
<jeff_____> .. and my dick was just swinging around 'I was like
"Hey Rob, what's up!?"
<robin____> hurm
<jeff_____> .. and then imagine I turned suddenly and my dick
smacked you in the eye 'you yelled out "AHH, MY EYE!"
<jeff_____> and I bent down to help you, and in the process I
thrust my dick into your open mouth?
<jeff_____> .. and then imagine we had a homoerotic experience?
<robin____> i think i would of had an other mental breakdown
so yeh
god
waiting for the good occasion wasnt good.
i cant believe my dick was out of my pants.
<lame`> I don't think anyone can.
<lame`> I'm taking this girl to the movies tomorrow.
thats cool
<lame`> Yea, I don't know what she thinks of me though
<lame`> I fell with my head in her lap last friday
<lame`> Fell asleep that is
you know what to do
zip your fly
<lame`> I don't think I will _ever_ forget to zip my fly after
today
*** Retrieving # mimic info ...
why? :)
<lame`> no reason:)
op me
<lame`> We don't need protection against anything anybody might
say!
<lame`> op me
erm .. yeh
: D
<lame`> heh
*** Jeff_____ sets mode: + oo david____ lame `
*** Jeff_____ sets mode: + v wkz
<jeff_____> bbiaf
<jeff_____> Ident with the bots
*** David____ changes topic to '7 days until pack release,
# 24! "
guys
<jeff_____> You fags:)
it was .. a joke!
she didnt see my dick
but. this is our secret .. eh? :)
<lame`> heh.
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