Scream #02
29 января 2002
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Brains - skene anexx.

<b>Brains</b> - skene anexx.
| Skene anexx
| Skreamer / / skrew



                              . O1.


    Vanya Roshchin shared with friends his new discovery:

- Hey, guys!? I am here, in the writing of one of its utilities 
that discovered yet another feature of the processor z80! It 
turns out that LD team to register affect!




                              . O2.


    Once, in Minsk, the water cut off. Long. After
length of time it including all of Belarus for joy
namylis vdrebedan.



                              . O3.


    Once Exploder wrote Refresh and eating bagels. Through
while he was tired of both. Gorged itself bagels,
Exploder began to study their structure and their carefully
examine. He did not know that at the time it takes TeeRay
hidden camera ... So in Refresh'e appeared Gouraud Mapped
Torus.



                              . O4.


    One day, Blade, looking fresh electronic publications,
stumbled upon reklamku TRIUMPH'a. His attention was drawn to 
address, and name, surname Ice'Di - Deviatkin. Without wasting 
time in vain, Blade broke and ran to Itseyu.


- Listen, and you Che name change something? You are before 
Desyatkin was! - Well, nothing can be done. Crisis, inflation 
... 



                              . O5.


    Argued once Nemo and Jason Krueger, who are smarter than ...



                             . G5, 5.


    Or option: go kristoph and skreamer girls footage ...



                              . O6.


    skreamer asks kristoph'a:

- Hey, Cree, and Th denotes the word "exists"?


    Cristo, after some hesitation:

- Well, Duc, almost the same thing as "co-mere" ...

  maybe ... shit ...



                              . O7.


    Sinn decided to have fun: wore red trousers, red
shoes, red sweater and red cap, took a mouthful
mayonnaise and went to a masquerade. To him fit girl
costume princess and asks:

- Here I am - a princess. And you, excuse me, who?


    Sinn, spitting in her face all the mayonnaise:

- I have a festering pimple!



                              . O8.


    Survivor draws up the case on utopshem. Wrote
title: "Act utopanii. No, I think ugly. It is necessary to get 
by insane! Cross out and wrote "The act of Utopias." Nooo, 
thinks should be even more crazy and bashnesryvatelno! Cross 
out and wrote in large letters: "The act of entering the body 
in the water and on absenteeism body of water. "




                              . E9.


    Copper Feet post to Fida: "I invite camping weekend
all enthusiasts of this case ... This case take two
bubble on his brother. "



                              . Aa.


    Went once Diver in samovolochku. Well, thinks his 
grandfather be - no one will touch that you want something and 
do it. You want - Relax, you want - on the apprentice train. He 
goes so-so on track, and then Grandma pops out because of 
wickets: 

- Sonny, help me out. Help hog score, and then I'm old already,
forces are not the ...
- Well, so be it, help you.


    A whole hour of shed heard wild screams and squeals.
Finally all was quiet. Diver goes out and shake. His grandmother
asks:

- Well, my son scored?
- Scored, grandmother, scored! Ochuhaetsya - will long be 
remembered. 



                              . Vol.


    skreamer creep up to home: himself all dirty and his ears 
are large and red, her lips trembling.


- What is it? - Ask him home.
- Yes here ... It is the duty given to me today ... - Thickly
responsible skreamer.
- And, all drunk?
- Nah ... long distance rang!



                              . Est..


    Argued once Random and Paul Pavlov:

- No, Showa, whatever you say, a web-designer you no!
- Oh, oh! You can think is cool! Yes zx.da.ru yours - garbage
full! And here's my chaosite ...
- Yes, I Masturbate to your chaosite!!!



                              . One.


    Cooperated once Unbeliever drink. Well, the guys he
offer:

- Max, can take the vodka?
- Yes, you guys Th? Tea - that's stsenovy drink! Let's have a 
better chifir brewed ...




                              . Nd.


    Month before the CC2. Organisers vigorously discussing 
location: 

- Let us, at school, just like old times?
- Yes, well, dumb in school, the place is small and Spirit's no 
scene. - Then come on in "Sunrise"? Because it was cool?

- Uh, nafig. Go away from the station, and in general. Again
goats stoned any outgassing.
- Hehe, guys, but could be better than in Moscow?
- Tsyts! Wow - "better"! Do you there is a connection or what?
- Guys ... And maybe that ... By Cyberjack'u to the country as 
well? 



                              . Of.


    Sairoos argue with Paracels'om.

- I told you that the black - the color! - Approves Sairoos.
- Neet! Black - it's not color! - Objection Paracels.
- Duc as well! Black - the color!
- And I say that the black - it's not the color!
- Black - the color.
- Well, then white - it's not color!
- No, white - the color!
- It's not true, white - it's not color!
- Well, let's go have Unbeliever'a ask.


    Approached Unbeliever'u:

- Max, now tell me, black - the color?
- Oh, yes, black - the color.
- A white?
- Of course, white - the color.
- You see Sanya - says Sairoos - effects in our demah
Still color!





Other articles:

Editorial - I'm from the planet Maiga.

Editorial - two triads Stewart: "... But I love krik2" It was a bit naive, perhaps absurd, but for me it is characterized above all the warmth ... "

Editorial - Industrial velvet drop of juice gyrus: "Two days ago I returned with cc1 and ever since I was gnawing at something incomprehensible, inexplicable, intractable understanding ..."

Editorial - make a clean breast of it: "as far as my music here - I wish that it gave people peace of heat, which I had as a child and then I've managed to keep to this day ... "

Editorial - Unbeliever: "With difficulty I think of any shock software products the last time. The next version Best View, fast-paced BGE, HRiP and AcEditor, this is probably all that is worthy of attention ... "

Creek - charts index: "I finally decided to count all came down the charts. Yeah, not a lot - a total of 18 vote-sheets, but some people voted!"

Creek - charts the results: "Mad work, I tell you! Whole day in my head spinning some damn numbers, all day I thought I was studying, correcting, shot, killed ... "

Creek - credits.

Zoom - news: the makers of newspapers Paragraph make the game, Phantom Family cvalili on pc, new members of the group 4D, Vyacheslav Mednonogov lost for Spectrum finally, Davos scored at the Spectrum, Lynx is working on a HTML viewer, the Group Sage "full of negativism", Kvazar ceases publication of the newspaper "Polesie", etc.

Zoom - an interview with Baze/3sc.

Zoom - Wlodek Balck about the situation with Spectrum in Moscow.

Scene - Internet vs Speccy: won the friendship! "What is so attractive Internet to create new projects devoted to our favorite computer?"

Scene - Insanity Zer0: "Real demomeykerov the history of the Spectrum - no more than a dozen names, at a stretch be called twenty! Geymemykerov - More less ... "

Scene - leet?! Definition of the elite "sceners.

Scene - platsebogi: "placebo: platsebogi you, we love you."

Scene - cannibalism on the scene: "Camp Spectrum is divided into two hangouts: Western, European scene and the Russian ..."

Pro-overview - press.scene.review: Kosme 0, Psyhoz 5, Body 2f, Plutonium 19, Black Raven 6, Subliminal Extacy 3, IzhNews 0C, ZX-time 2, Lamergy 1 , MSF 22, Glass.

Pro-overview - cc01.gfx hostage pixels: "I've been waiting for this component, quite honestly, without any special experience ..."

Pro-overview - CC1 music or 'it was in the evening ...' - Gas 13 vs Nik-O.

Pro-overview - Nuotrauka music compo review: "Writing reviews of graphics with the last party has already become a good tradition, but for some reason did not get much of the music ..."

Pro-overview - Nuotrauka GFX compo review: "having heard the views of artists and technicians, it is obvious it will be interesting to know the opinion of those who see the work a slightly different angle of view "

Pro-overview - Nuotrauka'tm compo stuff review: "Reviews - thing is quite complicated, because to say things do not show partiality to people with whom you have a good friendly relations, it is difficult always" ...

Pro-overview - Millennium'1901 Demoparty ... Overview of the graphics from Ice'Di.

Pro-overview - phat1 gfx compo review.

Pro-overview - phat0 gfx compo review: "The graphics in this time?" Not really. I remember the last time it was better "

Pro-overview - insanity # 9 review: "This number though was not initially expect me as scandalous, but after such has become. Personally, I have stayed if not beaten to death, then at As maimed "

Demoparty - chaos construstions'oo1 report: "reigned in St. Petersburg just indescribable atmosphere of the spirit of the scene, friendship, unity, and so good to me, probably never was"

Demoparty - Chaos Constructions 001: Party was ... it rulez! "Returning home with CC'001, I can not believe that everything happens in reality"

Demoparty - Megus: Report demoparty Chaos Constructions'2001.

Demoparty - nuotrauka'tm details: "It so happened that I was one of the organizers of this party, and therefore part of otmazyvatsya need me"

Interview - an interview with the poisoned CyberJack / Triebkraft (Part 1).

Interview - an interview with the poisoned CyberJack / Triebkraft (Part 2).

Interview - an interview with c Blade, Steelzer, Ice'di / Ttriumph.

Interview - gons in the scene: "why Chasm / CPU freak, and who ever thought he was - a freak?"

Tutorials - coding: the effect of the implementation of "Mirror rotator" (article is intended for quite prepared demo coder).

Tutorials - ascii scene: "Ascii scene ... How I love you madly!" You probably like no other scene could have arisen so early "

Tutorials - under the pressure of the press: "When you teach writing, talking about the literary subtleties and techniques, it is excellent, it's great!" When you have this knowledge but there is nothing, no notions that this is where worse

Sweet - index.

Sweet - loneliness.

Sweet - son.

Sweet - a triangular room.

Sweet - three stained roses.

Sweet - himself.

Sweet - Vasya.

Sweet - condemnation.

Sweet - good.

Sweet - the parish.

Sweet - aluminum spoon.

Sweet - shoes.

Sweet - surprise.

Sweet - DRAMA13.

Sweet - refrigerator snowy ideals.

Sweet - My Olga.

Other - index.

Other - dnewnik-ol.

Other - e-dnewnik-oz.

Other - Scholz bedwetter.

Other - Scholz bedwetter (2).

Other - Scholz bedwetter (3).

Other - Scholz bedwetter (4) or Cristo loves Ronu.

Other - his lips.

Other - Understand Curve.

Other - What smells like whitefish?.

Other - Smoke-Whisper.

Beating - crazy excuses: "I think you still do not know what to insanity # 9 most of the material - excerpts from personal correspondence with the author of various sceners"

Beating - Trahalschik Frunze: "We saw we mean a network of advertising," Comrade Frunze ", As for the video with CC'999. So, undermining some capital in the amount of 100 rubles. ordered video_kassetu "

Brains - skene anexx.

Brains - dick is out of my pants!.

Brains - sweet members.

Sobaka.ru - postbox: "Actually, that's it, then, for what kind and did [cry - your feedback, emotions, and even evil. Letters came a lot ... "

Bowl - "The nice thing is that here you can write without even knowing Nothing about the scene! "

Bowl - Trivial Fiction: "Declaration of a democratic society in itself as a promise nichego not stand. We used to believe the beautiful words but in deeds to believe why it is not accepted"

Bowl - the OS of the future for SPECCY.

Bowl - "You - slug. Yes, yes, this is so, no need shakes his head and otmazyvatsya blunt phrases. Dohlyak You, You mastrubiruesh at naked girls from zx-stag'a"

Bowl - About girls.

Lozhenie - index: "Maybe you do not appreciate how I cut the word" application ", but ... "

Lozhenie - about ACEdit0.59.

Lozhenie - With CRUSHERS is a mini- Game: Flintstones: Fred in the magic wood.

Lozhenie - [B] Arga lit packs 13, 14, 15, 16 and 17: "I am insanely jealous of you - because you still ahead, because you have yet to plunge into the fabulously wonderful world created by talented writers from the team [B] Arga.


Темы: Игры, Программное обеспечение, Пресса, Аппаратное обеспечение, Сеть, Демосцена, Люди, Программирование

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