Optron #35 25 апреля 2000

Pages of History - On the morrow of time.

  From the Editor

  "Millenium! It's time to review
path traversed by mankind "- and this
her similar subjects are overcrowded now
various electronic and print media.
Decided to keep up with them and Optron. A
help us in this wonderful Uzhgorod writer Felix Krivine, 
excerpts from years of historical research that we offer.




               Our History

{} Felix Krivine


              Origin


  - Pithecanthropus! In your veins
old blood, it's a lie that we come
from a monkey!

  Hearing that they originate not from apes, Pithecanthropus 
feel themselves orphaned. They were on all fours and thrust 
noses in the grass. 

  - Above the head, Pithecanthropus!

  Pithecanthropus confidently raised their heads.

  - Who is derived from a monkey, he did not Pithecanthropus!

  Oh, that's it! Then, really ...
If pitekantoropam told about it
before ...

  - Let stand those derived from
monkey!

  Pithecanthropus looked at each other. It is interesting all 
the same: who? Is there such? 

  Nobody stood up. Everyone stood on all fours. Everyone 
believed firmly in its origins ... 


               The first door


  ... When man invented the door, he sought
no input, and output.


            Witnesses stories


  ... Witnesses stories may be witnesses for the prosecution 
and defense witnesses - in Depending on who causes them to

court.


                Squires


  In times of chivalry, for that matter, and
These days, there was a clear division into
capable of bearing arms and unable to
wear. But unlike our time fighting only those who were not able 
to bear arms, and those who were able to carry weapons - they 
simply wore it. These were peaceful people, and they do not 
cause anyone harm. The harm caused by those who were unable to 
bear arms, and in general had little to what can.



         New people in arithmetic


  Before we were alone in the arithmetic of professionals. 
Count to one hundred and shortchange up to a thousand. Count to 
a thousand, and cheated to one million. One instead of salary 
counted fee, instead of the other prizes - Seven years of 
strict regime. 

  Did not like the ordinary arithmetical average masses, and 
they went professionals on a holiday, on a personal pension. A 
new decided to elect an alternative way, mostly from the former 
to shortchange arithmetic. 

  Stormy was the election. Shortchange many
typed that for them in any arithmetic does not probeshsya. But 
chose decent people. Hardworking. Weeks of fighting over every 
arithmetic. Twice two bring to the public discussion - let the 
people say its say. 

  The people, of course, is not averse to tell their
word, but for some reason, after a nationwide discussion two 
and two turns five. Or seven. And you have to add the missing

from his own pocket.

  Well, that's absolutely nowhere: it is something the public!

  And increasingly, more people are in arithmetic
keep an eye on the public pocket.

  They realized arithmetic averages of mass:
yes again, they cheated! However, not to
malice, but from a pure heart. Disinterested, unprofessional, 
but - cheated. 

  Since the only difference is that whereas previously
cheated at the level of higher mathematics,
now cheated at twice
two.


           Some errors


  On tomorrow's time is definitely possible
say only one thing: that it will be time
correction of errors today. Similarly,
as we now fix yesterday, and
yesterday corrected the day before yesterday. We always
comforted by the fact that learning from mistakes, but
never refined by: what? A study proves only one thing: to make 
new errors.