Sweet - Vasya.

| Skreamer
| Gja
| L7.oct.zool



- Vasya! John, Joe, your mother! cucumber tell! teeks. Well, 
even on small? pour, Vasya ... uuuhhh, went well. snack, Vasya,

snack. but then again, then go look for mine. down the toilet. 
sapper fucking!


all appreciated the joke, laughed together. people walking on 
the fifth floor house number 0, which is on the street No. from 
the apartment in which actually happened meal every now and 
then heard something drunken laughter, the clatter interspersed 
with songs of Hope Babkina. and endless "uuhh!" or after "pour 
out, John", either during the song of the same hopes Babkina. 
however, in the course of a feast, Hope Babkin mutated first 
into Tanya Bulanova, together with her, "uuhh! turned into 
"yyyy ;'(". Tanya Bulanova by After his time, slowly moved into 
the image of Decl, and respectively, "yyyy, '(' slowly 
morfirovalos in" Yo !"... 

- Vasya! Vasya, you son of a bitch! Why, then, cucumber 
writing, that's what! Well, as they say, started ... Yo! went 
well. zakushu. and thou Vasya is also a snack. eat, who they 
say! and then again later go fly. from the balcony. Pilot 
fucking! 

No one knew for what reason feasted. yes and figure it out
especially not tried. main feasting, and all. everyone was 
afraid to think on occasion, fearing to frighten wayward feast.


- Vasya! Tell me, John, Joe, how are you scared of camels in 
the Sahara. hahaha! it should be heard. do not tell me, Vasya! 
and I say - Tell me! well, you do not want, I'll tell you. 
represent, Vasya when the Sahara was, he decided to scare a 
camel! ... 

Nick was a real toast-master. soul of the company. always joked 
laughing moreover, was the best friend Vasey. concurrently.


- Basil ... spat straight in the face! hahahaha! So scared!
what, eh? Eka you, Vasya, scary! hoo! Well, John, Joe, give me
one cucumber. Well, let's drink Vasya! Ba Xia! Ba Xia! Ba Xia! 
Drink bottoms up, bottoms up and drink up ... Vasya? BA-A-A-CK!


Vasya drank to the dregs. or rather tried to. and drowned. 
Unfortunately, submariner Vasya was not, and the Navy, too, 
unfortunately, not served ...


- John, Joe, your mother, what are you doing? let me pat it. 
writing. No, give me. Well, you are silent. da-ah-ah-ka Vasya, 
now I'm up you will reach. 

Kohl reached across the table, even wanted to get on with it
feet. but could not. no time he tripped and fell on the table. 
knife who stood in a salad handle down, went straight into his 
stomach. 

- Duc, eptyt, Nikolay! you're a serious man ... people ... Th 
... h. 

in Athanasius Petrovic had a heart attack. He quietly settled 
down in his chair and blue.


- Mom! Dear mom! Call an ambulance!

Maria Feodorovna was pulled to the handset. it is not
knew that an electrical short circuit Sidorov morning drunk at
telephone 220 volts. like him, it turned out, not
realized even he ...

Semen Aristarkhovich felt nervous shock. it stuck. he
although the scream, but could not - his set of false teeth is 
not opens. while to calm down, he decided to leave the balcony.

smoke. attempting to insert a cigarette in his mouth closed and
failing, Simon Aristarkhovich decided to look down.
directly from the fifth floor. he did not understand what it 
spodvigli this act, but exchanging the balcony, his jaw suddenly

opened and gave a cry. Semen from surprise Aristarkhovich
fell. from the balcony, while another experienced a shock with
all its consequences - his jaw re-
closed. the fall, he made no noise. in flight, he
unbuttoned his pants. only one he knew why he did it. in
His head flashed only one thought - the first time in
Life did not open the parachute. Simon was an avid 
Aristarkhovich parachutists.


- Che screaming people?

Hilarion G. has nothing knew. All this time he was
in the toilet.

- EBA ... Whats something ...

finish Hilarion G. did not have time. chandelier fell on him.
through. from the stamping of the flat on the floor above.

no one finds out that the toilet was drowned Barbara Nikitishna
no one knows and what she did in the toilet with
Hilarion Grigorevichem ...

on the sixth floor of someone walking. in the flat voices
Ensemble "Golden Ring." and a voice said:

- Well, pour, or something ... Vasya!