White Parrot - Marry a coder.

                                         
HOW TO MARRY A PROGRAMMER
                                         
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    "J. Socha & Amur LTD."     
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 CHAPTER 1.            
       WHY YOUR CHOICE IS THE BEST.        
                                         
   Dear girls and women! If you re-
wanted to marry a programmer, then
made a completely correct choice, evidence
present
you have a sharp mind
and delicate taste.  Yes-
let's try it together
substantiate this very
the obvious thought is not
many examples:  
1.Integration programmer
brings the best
features of a person with bo-
Down's disease and capital
long-distance tank
nia. Every evening (for
except for evenings,
when he INTELLIGENTLY
communicates with him
similar programs
tami) he sits at home
at the computer and at the same time
at the same time with my thoughts
very far
co.                  
 2.If he came home at the time
You communicate with your own (or someone else’s, without
difference) lover, suffice it to say:
"Darling, this ismy colleague. He's nothing
understands computers." The only thing not -
the convenience you will experience is
what the lover will offer next time
will meet him.                       
   3.If you suddenly want to smoke
or drink, he won’t forbid you to do so.
to spare, since he himself does this constantly
but...                                      
   4. It will never annoy you
the fact that when you, tired, cook
dinner, he lies on the sofa, staring at
newspaper or TV. The programmer knows
its place is better than any trained dog
tanks. It's on the computer.                
   5.You will never have to think -
wondering what to give him for the holiday. Anytime
celebration he will be incredibly happy simple
a box of floppy disks from his favorite company.      
   6.You won't have to suffer in the evenings
on what to cook for him for dinner.
Programmers are omnivores.                     
                                         
           CHAPTER 2.            
       HOW TO REALIZE YOUR DREAM. If your chosen one has withstood all your
validity checks (some of
checks are given in the next chapter), then
getting it will be a piece of cake. But
We dare to give you some recommendations -
tions.                                     
   1. When you come to visit him, ask him
show you his archive. If he has less
128 floppy disks, then he is still too young for
marriage.  If he has more than 512 floppy disks, then
he is either married or already divorced. (Right
lo acts in geometric progression.
The owner of 1024 floppies can be divorced
twice, and the owner of 2048 three times). If he
He will show you his streamer (device
something), then, in principle, it can be hunted
ticks, but know that he is a major. Well, well
if he mumbles that his archive will be destroyed
viruses, gophers or moths, or talk-
If you think that his archive is at work, then it’s VERY
read the next chapter carefully.      
   2. Find out when mail-time is on his favorite
bibbies.  Then you won't be mu-
are wondering why he didn’t call again
time.  You will always know when he
He will call you (usually at five o'clock in the morning).
And he will not be offended by you for your
childhood grievances.                           
   3.At night, on the eve of the wedding, turn off the power
his neighborhood.  There's nothing wrong with
that is, if he is gloomy at the wedding.
The main thing is that he will be at the wedding.           
   4.Try to have a honeymoon
in a place where there is no power supply.
And then try not to be sad all the time
life, remembering this month.             
                                         
           CHAPTER 3.            
        HOW TO RECOGNIZE A FAKE.         
                                         
   Recently, Chinese underground
pirate companies produce a lot of fakes
for our products.  Some of these
fakes don't even have visible external
defects and have a normal eye shape and
quite systemic red eye color and but
sa. Without revealing all the secrets of our company,
We will describe several tests that allow
distinguish our product from a fake.      
   1.Girls without complexes can reproduce
use the test to reject the most
than crude fakes. Ask the person
who claims to be a programmer,
show you my pussy. If he shows
Do you need anything different from RS, you can
slap him anddrive out.       
   2. Being alone with the person being tested,
carry the phrase: “Dear mother!” or "Dear
mom!"  A real programmer will immediately say
says: "Where?" and starts looking around in search of
fees.                                   
   3.Invite your chosen one somewhere
somewhere where there is a computer, and put
there is a floppy disk next to the computer. If the floppy
will not immediately end up in the drive or pocket
Your partner, or if he doesn't even
asks what is on this floppy disk, then this
fake.                               
 4. At the most inopportune moment, ask
him a question like: “Favorite, and haeva dis-
Is chum salmon good or bad? or "Before"
darling, what would you do if you
did they give you the freight?" A real programmer
will answer such questions in any community
languor.                                  
   5. If in response to your phrase: “Dear
hey, I want you to remember me on
all my life!" he drags you not to bed, but
to the scanner - this is a real programmer.   
   6. Somehow, being alone with him,
ask him to scribble it somewhere
memory is a three-letter word - "int".If
he will write INT - this is a system specialist, if
writes int - applied worker, And if he asks:
"Do you have those initials?"  - drive
out.                                     
                                         
           CHAPTER 4.            
       USER INSTRUCTIONS.       
                                         
 The latest research by scientists has established
It is true that programmers are creative people.
chesical Therefore, they are gentle, easily hurt, and
they must be handled with great care
with excitement. Otherwise, we can ruin our
deed, or be beaten herself, or maybe
there will be a breakdown of the union (family, not
republics).                              
 1. Never put your interests first
above his interests. If you want norco-
I'm wearing a fur coat, and he's going to use this money
buy expensive peripherals, then don’t get tired -
those scandals - he will not succumb. Better
say: "Darling, let's buy me a fur coat,
and then I’ll put on this fur coat and you’ll do it
I have a wonderful GIF! "                  
 2.  Show the drunk programmer
Dendy, but don’t give it to your hands. Him immediately
it will get better, but don't let it break
Dendy - she's still for youwill be useful in the following
blowing time.                              
 3. Try to learn his language. On-
example, in a programmer's way, the phrase: “What are you,
crazy at your computer?  How much
Can I wait for you in bed?" sounds like:
"Don't you respond to interruptions?
I'm in bed now IRQO the whole system
will hang you up!"                               
 4.  If it works, try not to
plug into one outlet at a time
iron, electric kettle, electric stove, tweezers
tsy, TV, washing machine, etc..
A programmer who did not save his program
Well, it happensPASSIONATE!                      
 5.  Try to memorize the sound
connection (or, if your husband is a sysop, then you-
call of the sysop to the spruce). This might come in handy-
to you in many life situations. Nap-
For example, a husband comes into the kitchen and demands
there is food, but dinner is not ready. Whistle this one
a magical musical phrase and you will
pleasantly surprised at how quickly it is used
disappears from the kitchen, rushing to his room
pewter.                                 
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