Miscellaneous - Horror story.

                               
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|               TOP SECRET! | 
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|  The invention of the computer can be called | 
|beat the discovery by a short-sighted person| 
|Pandora's box. All misfortunes and troubles, | 
|for the time being, hidden inside for the time being, | 
|now scattered around the world, causing sensation- | 
|damage to health and well-being | 
|not only individual citizens, but also people | 
|human society as a whole. Problem| 
|this has been known for a long time, but recently | 
|time has become truly apocalyptic | 
|small scales. And here is the fact: | 
|USE OF PERSONAL COMPUTERS| 
|FOR WHATEVER PURPOSE OF REPRESENTATION- | 
|POSES A SERIOUS THREAT TO EVERYONE - | 
|GOOD! All kinds of activities, | 
|related to working on a PC, dangerous and | 
|subject to the strictest limitations.   | 
|  Below are the statements of our | 
|Agent Scully, illustrating the list, | 
|although far from complete, diseases, | 
|related to use in conditions of | 
|everyday life of personal computers.        | 
|                      Fox Mulder  | 
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   As social evil, method =
enter it as soon as possible
discord in the strongest family
relationships, computer in advertising
doesn't need it.  Its results
"activities" are deplorable u generally=
known.                      
   The monitor is perhaps
the most dangerous of the peripheral
devices. In the process of his work=
you are generated by an electromagnet =
emissions with frequency 15=100
kHznegatively affecting health=
user level.  Using=
mine in cathode ray tubes=
high voltage leads to
to the appearance of external electroc=
tattoo field, value ko=
which reaches 10/30 kV. From=
radiation of monitors, as shown
research by specialists Ins=
tutyta hygiene named after. Erucmana from
Moscow, famous tectupobahu=
I eat soap, aggravate existing
cardiovascular diseases
u lead to a decrease in ummyhute=
ta u activity of male sperm.
It follows that sitting down
computer without funds for an individual =
al protection is the top
madness.                       
   Computer games also from =
are among the global ones =thous problems that are expected
read silently. Meanwhile,
death statistics are steadily
growing.  This is due to the blatant
the fact of sales of new powerful games
strategic bias without under=
detailed instructions, I inform you =
telling the user how to set =
conduct military operations on foot.
And even without lists correspond =
yuschux codes. As a result npec=
stupid negligence = human =
some victims. Mortality especially
great among teenagers.       
   One more thing should be pointed out
new disease discovered
psychologists: "internet mania" =
manic dependence on In =
ternet. Alarming announcements about
missing in the vastness
World Wide Web is appearing more and more often =
in the media =
mation.                         
   Keyboard, mouse and others
standard input devices
computer can become serious =
us sources of problems. More in
pre-computer era machinist=
ki, working on mechanical
typewriters, often complaining =
suffered from joint pain. Same
fate befell u users
PC.  Such serious professionals =
nal diseases, such asRSI
(Repetitiv Strain Injury = xpo=
nothing traumatic growing=
tendon movement), CTS (Capral
Tunnel Syndrome = tunnel
carpal tunnel syndrome) sta=
are becoming a real scourge of many
users, not to mention the injury=
tical cases when working with
keyboard.                   
   To traumatic cases with
working with a PC should include everything
types of mechanical damage,
caused by a computer to a person.
 All of the above is clearly
mohctpupyet degree of threat, to=
which everyone really carries within themselves
computers with ux unauthorized=
scribed and unlimited uc=
use.                   
                               
 Momento, my computer friend.   
                               
   PRACTICUM ON VIRUSOLOGY    
                               
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 Recommendation:
 Read during quiet family gatherings
 rami, when you involuntarily wince
you hear any creaking noise
  created by your computer...
                               
         From the editor.         
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   Having learned that in almost every
in the city of the CIS, new unholy
big viruses, we decided to warn you
in advance. After all, these viruses have one important thing -
different from its predecessors -
they are able to be transferred to the ZX-Spectrum.
Of course, if you have never held on
for an IBM keyboard and didn’t stick it in
your own drive, IBM floppy disks - be afraid -
you have nothing...                         
                               
             V V V             
                               
Virus "Philip Kirkorov" Priest=
goes to the motherboard like a ban =
sheet, but doesn’t pay attention =
tion to the daughter card.         
                               
Virus "Mikhail Gorbachev" broken=
breaks the system into parts, after
why does it function smoothly?
can no longer fight.             
                               
The "Klitschko Brothers" virus inflicts
a knockout blow from which
everythingI haven’t been able to opra for a long time =
curl.                        
                               
Virus "Delirium tremens of a loved one"
Bill Gates": your ZX=Spectrum
suddenly declares that it = IBM.    
                               
Virus "Monica Lewinsky" leaked=
takes up all of the computer's memory. This
especially dangerous if memory
your computer does not exceed
48 KB.                         
                               
The Titanic virus cuts through the pain =
there is a gap: gradually everything disappeared =
sticks from the surface u sinks to =
eyelids.                          
                               
"Poltergates" virus: All inscriptions=
cu sway u rattle.   
                               
Virus "Blend=a=honey" every half=
repeats for an hour: “Clinical
tests have shown that the best
protection against the Caries virus is not
exists."                   
                               
The Viagra virus is completely destroyed=
the computer has the ability
calculate, but with a disk drive
everything is fine.                 
                               
The "Dr. Kevorkian" virus is on the prowl
through your files, looking for hundred=
rye, u kills ux.             
                               
Virus "Arnold Schwarzenegger"
destroys everyone and everything remains
unharmed after the fight with "Doc=
tor Web" u promises to return =
again = "I BACK YOU!".   
                               
Virus"Hamlet" does not recognize
information: "Bit or not bit,
that's the question!"             
                               
The "Lorenna Bobut" virus cuts
your 3=gigabyte hard drive
to a flexible state of 5.25".    
                               
Virus "Lenya Brezhnev": your computer
saves all data, but not mo=
can remember = where.           
                               
The Ariel virus cleanses your
disks from programs are not just
clean, but spotlessly clean.     
                               
The Spice Girls virus is special
has no function, however cos=
makes for a pretty cute screensaver.  
                               
The Sadam Hussein virus won't let you in
you are not on one of your drives.
                               
Virus "MMM": you invest u
you put data, but in one
such a beautiful moment nothing
you can call.                
                               
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 THERE IS NEW DATA ABOUT      
     VIRUSES, SEND TO     
          EDITOR!!!          
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(С) Uzer DE/VooDoo People                
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   Как стало известно, уже50 years in progress
Pentagon program called "Strate-
tag computer initiative"(SKI),
which pursues the goal of creating a computer
ters of the new generation, who have certain
shared human qualities: health
deep meaning and special knowledge, skill
unable to hear, see and speak. "We're up to-
we are confronted with the appearance of machines that in many
in these relationships will be able to compete with people
mi,” said Robert Ku- back in 1989
Per, Director Administration of Prospective
planning research activities
bot  (UPPNIR) of the US Department of Defense.
The department is developing several projects
tov for the armed forces, trying to teach
computers, like people, compare
seemingly unrelated
data, draw conclusions and solve problems. 
                               
UPPNIR was founded in 1983 as part of
American "response" to the launch of the first
satellites and partly an addition to the program
SDI  (strategic defense initiatives
you),is responsible for long-term scientific
US Department of Defense programs. It
not only deal with fundamental
military-oriented research
new application, but also creates, using
received data, new combattechnique. 
                               
   Since 1983, when it began to be implemented
designed for 10 years
SKI program, happened
significant redistribution
division of funds in the budget
UPPNIR.  Share intended-
valued for research in
field of computer technology-
nicknames, increased from 10% to
20/30%.  For five years on
these purposes were spent
600 million dollars, and
in the near future amount
costs within the SKI dos-
tagnet$1 billion.
Each clan is armed -
strong forces their demands
but all wishes come down to
to one thing: we need cars,
capable of acting with
high degree of auto-
missions that can self-
"think" carefully.     
                         
   The first steps have already been taken -
us!  One of them is the autonomous su-
hopper mobile vehicle (ASPS).
The car seemed to have come straight out of a science fiction movie.
ical films: eight wheels, high
building without windows with a video camera on the roof.
The purpose of this mobile laboratory is to use
to try ways of autonomous computer-
ground control. For
orientation ASPS uses several vi-
sound chambers, sound wave emitters and la-
grains through which the collected data
will be combined into a clear picture of
what's ahead.  The device must be able to distinguish
some shadows from real objects. He's already
then he knew how to get around obstacles the size offor example, from a haystack, but only at a speed
grow no higher than 10 km/h. When is the speed
was higher, the computer just couldn’t keep up
make a decision. Therefore, more
more high-speed computers with parallel
data processing.  In general, the assessment is not
only obstacles, but also all kinds of
roses and targets while moving
speed acceptable in combat conditions
height, required much more powerful computers
Yuters. Another important consideration is ro-
here should howl be able to recognize
enemy.  "In Vietnam, our soldiers
it was difficult to distinguish South Koreans from
northern," said Robert Rosenfield,
Program Manager at UPPNIR. Even if
people find it difficult, you can imagine
what it's like to achieve this from robots.        
                               
   Many problems had to be solved when
organizing communication with ASPS.  Regular radio
channels are good for oral negotiations, but
a great variety of video and digital sig-
cash and other data necessary for
transmitting commands to the robot require such
frequency ranges in which there are quite
just create artificial interference.
Of course, signals can also be noise-resistant
whelped.  But they can only be transferred to
optical visibility zone. Any higher
item or item caught between reception
nickname and the transmitter, the connection will be interrupted. Poe-
options are being considered in SKIis-
use of fiber optic cables
for controlling robots, as well as wireless
lot aircraft as relay-
ditch                                     
                               
  The eight-wheeled ASPS was far from the only
national robot created at that time
for military purposes. Work was underway on "Rhine-
Jerome",which "saw" the azimuth and followed
over unfamiliar rough terrain, about
walking obstacles.  Test sample
was equipped with a whole set of sensors, including
tea camera, laser locator, re-
giving a three-dimensional image to the computer
terrain, and an infrared radiation receiver
technology that allows you to move in the dark.
Since for image analysis, semi-
expected from the sensor, billions are required
operations per second, response ro-
work in those years was still slow, and he
moved at walking speed - no more
5 km/h.                                
                               
   With further modernization, the robot
will be able to perform tasks or join
fight like a machine gun. Naval forces
already then they created robots NT-3 for work
with heavy loads andROBART-1 (having
dictionary of 400 words),who noticed
heat, recognized toxic substances.
Can't hide from his keen eye and technology
enemy ka penetrating the line
front.  Moreover, he himself got to
gas station locations for recharging
batteries                                 
                               
   By the way, the widely advertised experi-
route to the place of death of the famous"Titanium-
ka",which was carried out in 1986,
pursued the main hidden from society
goal - testing a military underwater ro-
bot"Jason Jr."                  
                               
   UPPNIR financed the work of Ogaisky
university to create ASPS with six
supports instead of wheels for moving around
rough terrain. The car had you
cell 2.1 m, length 4.4 m and weight 23OOkr.
Similar self-propelled robots of various
appointments were developed by 40 different
firms. However, let's return to the eight-wheeled
mu ASPS.  His movement was controlled by a computer
Yuter, who determined the extent
braking distance, cornering speed and
other kinematic parameters. When de-
used in monster trials
only one video camera, so ro-
The bot perceived the world as “flat”. However, with
using certain selection methodsvoluminous information developed in the Me-
University of Ireland, ASPS recognized
roadside, moving at speed
Zkm/hour and stopping every 6
meters to give the computer the opportunity
think. For continuous movement with
speed, say, 20 km/h, production
The on-board computer activity should
was to be two orders of magnitude higher.           
                               
   When testing ASPS on rough terrain
the terrain needed to be installed
how many video cameras, as well as five-band
nal laser locator, which allowed
assess the nature of obstacles by
measurements of absorption and reflection of radiation
tions in five sections of the spectrum...           
                               
   From what was said earlier, it is clear that the computer
ters already played a key role in
all developments of combat robots. Therefore
commissioned by UPPNIR at Carnegie University
Mellon create a highly productive
WARP computer designed for
ASPS.   It is suggested to install a new one
computer on a specially made car
car.  He had to travel around
streets with a speed of no more than 55 km/h.
The developers believed: although the computer
will not be able to completely replace the driver,
say, when estimating the crossing time
streets with young and old pedestrians, -
it will cope better with tasks such as
selecting the shortest path on the map. Well, well
company "General Electric" UPPNIR ordered
a set of machine programs that
allows the ASPS to distinguish between
terrain details, vehicles, combat equipment
tires, etc., comparing what you saw with this
column images stored in the pa-
crumple the computer.                         
                               
  UPPNIR creates a robot that helps fly
for chicks to perform in air combat conditions
operations that
who do-
pilots
manually, on-
example, the same
bypass ma-
nerves with purpose
get away from the missiles
enemy.  
The robot must
carry out voice commands from the human pilot
century and answer him also in voice form-
meh. It's interesting that pilots can replace
all software modules, fromwhich depend
sits the behavior of an "assistant pilot".        
                               
   So what about psychological compatibility?
If you have a car, you don't have to worry. Sis-
theme developed by "Energy Optics
Inc", is a combination of the two above-
bathroom developments. When flying at high speed
altitude, due to oxygen starvation -
tion, the pilot may lose consciousness. Ta-
Which cases are recorded by the indicator
eye blink frequency - it records
infrared radiation reflected from the ro-
govy shell. If necessary, the pilot
artificial intelligence takes over control
airplane control.                      
                               
   For military forces, UPPNIR creates computer
thorny "strategist" who, analyzing
information from Earth satellites and others
data will help commanders take legal
wise decisions during a naval battle with
involving dozens of surface ships and
submarines. Battle management system
must be able to assess the degree
reliability of data, determine the degree
probability of events, as well as development
develop an action strategy and scenario based on
renewing a previously received answer. "Country
tag", which will be embodied in several
options of expert systems, will be available in
firstturn at the disposal of the commander-
th Pacific Fleet and its headquarters.     
                               
 So, the Pentagon is-
barks to have military
robots.  "Cars do not
get tired. They are not closed-
eyes are not straight-
huddle under the tree-
yami when it goes
rain, don't talk
with friends and not
smoking in secret", -
said the major
Kenneth Rose
from the Officeбоевой подго-
товки аме
риканской
армии.  И
действи- 
тельно  -
стоящий в
дозоре робот все-
гда  будет  начеку. В
бою он  проявит нече-
ловеческую храбрость: ос-         
facing alone against much superior
enemy forces, he will fight until the very
may end if the command comes
take an attack without a chance to survive
after the fight, he will not hesitate. Robo-
you are soldiers without fear and fatigue. 
                               
   But there are problems related to security
performance of computers. Let us cite the high-
testimony of a famous American scientist
go, Professor David Parnas: "...create
computers for military purposes are not possible
without checking them for a long time, i.e. without ve-
developments of space war. And this is already self-
murder.  Computers will need to clearly
work the first time, which we cannot-
we can achieve even in everyday life,
at least, for example, at telephone exchanges
yah. It takes months, or even years, of operation.
atations to be sure of the reliability
"Tee".                                     
                               
   Here it is - the problem of reliability! newspaper
"The Washington Post" posted a cartoon: on
background of terrible destruction after nuclear
explosion - the computer stands and issues
printer text: "There is nothing perfect in the world
crazy!"  For such dark humor there is
bases: it is known that inNovember 1979
year and in June 1980, computers of the national
The US Defense Department reported that
the country is under attack. That time
nothing happened - American combat missiles did not
managed to start.  But is it possible to calculate
rely on the fact that the world will be lucky and
from now on?  Very eloquent and suggestive
sad thoughts example with the frigate"Stark",
which during the "tanker massacre" was
hit by a missile in the Persian Gulf. Co-
the rabble was stuffed with anti-missile technology
Whoops, but she didn’t go wrong! Involuntarily,
you start thinking about the UPPNIR project. B
Nowadays, very powerful computers have appeared
ters that facilitate the creation of combat
robots.  Or maybe they already exist in
one fine day...                  
                               
   The question arises: is it possible for machines
declare war on people and doom all humankind
quality? But there is an answer: If we let it
im.  Of course they won't declare war
unless we set them up for it in advance! And
now decide for yourself: "Terminator - total
just a movie or the real future?!"