Game Library - A stunning masterpiece: description of the game 8th department.

(C) Uzer DE/VooDoo People                
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 Hello, dear readers! Today-
Nya, I present to you the description of the game "8th
DEPARTMENT". To be honest, I still have the game
Vila good impression, although DIZZY`view-
I don’t like new games! The toy itself passes -
in about two hours, which is upsetting - the level is not enough
there are only five of them. Now we'll figure it out
with each of them:                         
                                         
        Level one.        
              (no password)               
                                         
You are on the roof of a skyscraper with the goal
penetration inside. So don't stand onplace, but take a walk on the right side
Well, the roofs and look out the window, maybe you’ll
z?                                     
                                         
 So you're inside, but don't get too excited.
The room door is locked, but to
open it, carefully inspect the table with
computer: you can find a nail file there
for nails. She should dig deeper into
castle                                   
                                         
 The door is open and you can walk around the premises.
walking, but it’s better to stomp down and left
ridor enter the room with the computer
ramie and the safe on which it will lie
the scrap we need.  That's what they want
fuck the door that is in the right
in the corridor! However, behind the door is
a guard who would be a good idea to catch
pour. If you look carefully in your pockets
this guy, you can find the key - that’s it
will open the safe in the first room, and in it
the documents we are missing are lying around!         
                                         
 So, there’s nothing left to graze here, right?
Why don't you go outside again? But the world doesn't
as simple as it seems! When breaking into a safe
the alarm went off, which woke up
peacefully dozing guards, so be-
be on your guard! Along the way you will meet one of
them - don't be scared. It's easy to kill him, because...
in this wonderful game you can shoot
through the walls!Level two.        
               (AABBCCDD)                
                                         
 This time you were abandoned right on the road.
There's nothing to consider here, so go ahead.
At the entrance to the building, look in the trash bin
tank - in it you will find a piece of wire and
empty bottle. Stuff everything into your car-
manam and go into the building. But as always
the door is locked!  Well, since we were able to open it
door with a nail file, then wire and
You certainly can.                         
                                         
 Having dealt with the door, go to
searching for a scalpel that lies on the table
in the lower right room and grab the rubber
new gloves. They are in the lower left
room, also on the table.  Now you can
open the electrical panel located in
the right side of the larger room. Opens
it is wired, but short-circuit the contacts
I don't recommend it. Armed with a scalpel, ver-
Go to the road where the tank is located. Ob-
cut the rubber hose and fill the bottle
water. After this some water would be nice
Spray on the contacts in the shield.            
                                         
 Finally you ruined the laser, but to
get into the elevator, you need to fix the door! For
thisyou need to rummage through the pockets of your dressing gowns,
these rags are located on the left side of the
shoy room right next to the table. So, in
Someone forgot a pack of bucks in his pocket! Money
give it to the huckster worker. This gentleman
sleeps in a well on the street near the cistern.
























He will give you his instrument. Take it
him and repair the elevator that will take him
you to the bottom floor.                    
                                         
 In a room behind bars sits a lonely
liar. Open the grate with a scalpel. Pos-
after the unfortunate hostage told
will tell you his terrible life story, for-
wet it. Also deal with the worker
near the tank. Yes, by the way, grab it for
started the hostage's corpse, otherwise the worker would not
will kill you ;)                     
                                         
        Level three.        
               (ABACADE)                
                                         
 You are in a dungeon. The situation is this: run to
kitchen, it's one room to the right and one
down.  Grab a hamburger, a cup and
fork. Above the kitchen there is a concrete slab
Yes, it needs to be opened. How? Very simple -
use a fork to pry up the old barrel to the left of
walls, and then picking up the mug, press
on the barrel, the wall will open!The sewer system is terrible crap! But for real
The James Bonds don't care. So don't-
what to consider as a river of sewage
goes into the distance, leaving behind a bad
the smell of reality. Better take yours
miserable feet and crawl to the left.        
                                         
 The owner of gobies and cockroaches lives there -
homeless caroler.  He likes to "cormorate" and
will tell you where you can go, and if you stick it in
he was biting into a moldy hamburger, then
our benefactor will take off his crap,
pissed, covered in rat urine and splattered
clothes.  In this outfit you can show -
if not for people, then at least for sewerage
tion moles. They will accept you as if they were family.
go!                                      
                                         
Finally you got to the city, but not in life
happiness - there are only zombies around. Thankfully
there is a tank at hand! Here is a reliable means -
in! Well, reliable or not, it’s better not to check
stop, and drive to the right all the time, don’t forget-
Occasionally shoot zombies that
Already gone.  Yes, by the way, you can leave
off the road, you're in a tank!        
                                         
      Level four.       
               (FADBBADE)                
                                         
 The longest anddifficult level, I
I passed by by accident and then while drunk. Like now
I remember - we were sitting and... So, I said something
got distracted.                                
                                         
 So, you go left, there is a corridor
so unpretentious, damn you for it
keep going until you meet oh-
rannik.  Wet him like crazy and, accordingly,
Responsibly, rummage through the pockets of this
poor fellows (the authors of the game are clearly spellbound by this)
Nilo) and take out his electronic card
ku.  With this bullshit, go back to
main room and start fucking on
the very top, only to the very top room -
Don’t go there yet - you’ll still have time. Waddle-
those into the left cave. As always, you need to freeze
respect the guard, but don't loot
should be: there is nothing to take off except your panties. A
here in the lower compartment there is a safe, from -
which is pirated with an electronic card.  
                                         
 Without hesitation, turn off the 1st laser and
Scandy go to where they killed the first bear-
private Further along the corridor in the room on
find the vase in the safe. Feel free to take it - in this
everything will come in handy in life!                    
                                         
 But this is not enough! Run up again, turn
go to the right room and pick it up on the floor
brick, and also look in other rooms
bottle of oil. So, after that, stomp
turn off 2nd laserand this time run
all the way to the top, to the very top left
room.  Break the vase and use a fragment of the vase
pick out the iron from the street grate
rod                                    
                                         
 Fu-u-h... uh-uh, now you can safely
turn off the 3rd laser, at the very top of the lomi-
move to the right.  Opening the elevator doors is easy:
pour oil into the breather, like you would pour water into yourself.
handle next to the elevator, then insert it into
the rod from the bars and you fuck her until opi#-
hitting it with a brick. And the little casket is simply
then it opened! ;)                        
                                         
        Level five.         
 (GDGGABAB)                
                                         
 Well, there’s simply nothing to describe here. Look-
Think for yourself: talk to the professor. He
he will set his vaunted zombies on you. Pe-
it’s not difficult to shoot them, for such a brave
a guy like you is a piece of cake. Al-
The algorithm for the appearance of bastards is easy to understand.
So, when you shoot everyone - praise
hide behind the bars of this unfortunate Archimedes and call
leave the "bobby" with the garbage, otherwise Liza will get you
she was so tired of waiting that her hand was already under
my skirt is falling off!                              
                                         
 With this, please say goodbye,pleasant
games for you!                                
                                         
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   From the editor: why the article is titled
"MASTERPIECE"? It’s all very simple - so many
I have not yet seen the quality of grammatical errors
del. Maybe in "CEZAR". For demonstration purposes
tions of knowledge of the Russian language I bring you everything
lines of text from the final cut. Final password
HGHAAHGH. So, smile:              
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 FINAL CUT        
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 YES!!!! WAUUUU!!!!!!        
 SO YOU'VE PASSED THE LEAD -        
 THIS PLAYER IS A BUFF -        
 NOW BULLSHIT, WATCHING THIS        
 INTRO, ALSO FUFFLE        
 LIKE THE GAME ITSELF, THE HAND IS NOT -        
 PULL UP FREELY        
 K RESETU, OTHER PULL -        
 HAPPEN TO THE SHAMMER HAMMER!        
 AND HOW I ALWAYS SLIP        
 I'M STARTING TO DRIVE STRAIGHT AT        
 YOUR MONITOR SCREEN!        
 A DRIVE I WILL BE HERE ABOUT        
WHAT...        
                                         
  1-LET'S DREAM...        
HEAD STRIKED MEMBERS        
 GROUPS ACTION SWORN        
 THEY PROMISE TO MAKE GAME A        
 I WILL NOT TELL WHICH (JOKE)        
 THE GAME WILL BE REAL-TIME!        
 CAN AS DUNE,A CAN        
 LIKE WARCRAFT, I'M NOT YET        
 DECIDED!!!                     
 BUT FIRST I'LL LET OUT, MAL  FUCKING DIME REAL TIME,        
IF IT WORKS, THEN-        
 YES....        
                                         
  2-SLIPA HAS A DREAM        
 ONE WANTS HE TO GAG        
 ELECTRONIC MAGAZINES, SO        
 WHAT DOES ANYONE KNOW POSSIBLE VIEW-        
 CHILDREN COMING SOON        
 ANY ZX-ACTION        
 OR SLIP TIME !!!             
                                         
  BY THE WAY TO SOMEONE        
 DON'T LIKE LIKE ME        
 I WRITE WITH MISTAKES!!!           
 THE THING IS THAT AT SCHOOL        
 BY PYCKOMY I HAD        
 SOLID COLLECTION AND LISH IN RE        
 WILD MOMENTS ARE BRIGHTER        
 NIYA I REACHED UP TO TWO        
 YKI, SO DON'T JUDGE        
 STRICTLY IF SUDDENLY WELL        
 COULD READ WHAT        
 SOME WORD IN MY TEXTS        
 KCTAX !!!!!!!!!!!!            
                                         
 WELL AND AS IT ALWAYS BEGINS        
 S VALILOVA (HELLO)!        
                                         
       HELLO TO:        
 SKL-KEEPER (AKA C.KOLE        
 CHUKOB) !!!                   
 SIRIUS (K.I.O.)        
 ART WOCK (WELL HERE'S THE WRITING        
 AL IM A THEY ARE UNDIFFERENT        
 BELIEVE THEN PEOPLE!)        
 DEJAVU (COOL MAGAZINE        
 JUST NOT BENT)        
 MAX (YOU GUESS THIS UVI        
 DESH) !!!                      
 WELL, THAT'S ALL!!        
                                         
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   I would like to add that this group
Another game was released earlier -
"Cezar", in which was also admitted
a lot of grammatical errors.  Guys, well
Aren't you ashamed? What, it was impossible
find some friend with knowledge
Russian language?  Well, if you don't have those
friends, then you could ask your mother,
dad, aunt, grandma, etc. Really you
did you really want to embarrass yourself? Now you will
they are, to put it mildly, shitting on almost everyone
electronic publications.  Do you also want yours?
publish a magazine.  Yes you know how much
your articles will appear in various magazines
lah in the humorous sections (I’m waiting with some
patience! Note editor).             
                                         
   It's a shame -because I see that the potential for
creating cool toys you have,
but you can’t bring it back to normal
jete.  So let's look for a good or-
photographer and everything will be fine.