ZX Power #03 31 декабря 1997

Юмор

Room with laughter - Chemical History.

5m Elementary History (C) Gleb 
Kaftaykin________________________________ It was not then in 
Europe, Neto in americium, and possibly, wind. We have gathered 
from Berkeley Iboro on his farm. Sat ika of effort. Here we 
Bohr and scandium: "Why sit without oxygen, so sulfur is in the 
soul. Come on ruby ​​diyu skins. Well, we're all happy, what 
tehnitsy! One word - ti-tan. And here we scandium Berkeley: "I 
have something to Gaul, therefore, neodymium. A Bor him:" If 
neodymium, rubidium davaydva "- and we podmarga-endpoint. 
Berkeley clinging: "I have one-on copper astatine, Argentum all 
over ..." Here I am, like most anemones, he Yb: Platinum, say - 
and that's it! " A Berkeley: "What am I, holmium has the Fermi

leave? "With great difficulty palladium." Who run? - Screams
Berkeley. - I have something completely chrome ... "

   Then Bohr sberilly rubidium,
put himself under arsenic and ran.
A Berkeley radon as thorium.
We sit, curiae, waiting Bora.
Suddenly, we hear: "Aurum, Aurum! I
I say: "No Bor?" A Berkeley:
"No, neon. Gadolinium we gadolinium, who would it be. Berkelium
Meanwhile vuglu with gallium,
hand on thallium, something about her
Frances drenched, old-grade plutonium, and she told him on the 
neck of bismuth. Suddenly we heard again: "Aurum,

Aurum!

   We leave, we look - we run
Boron, followed by the neighbor cobalt
Argon, and hafnium, hafnium at him.
He caught up with Bora and vinegar as its
for arsenic, rubidium, where our lay. Our guy Bor iron, not
concedes: "Antimony, - he cried, -
lead, praseodymium damned! "A
Know that it terbium. Here Bohr was quite lutetium. Hands 
waving, yells: "Who me a shirt Lathan will?" Look - and our 
rubidium already have cobalt in mercury. I to him: "Aragonchik 
- say - say" hafnium ", well tell me!" And it only through his 
teeth Cs: p-p-p ... 

   And here at Berkeley stannum to his knees, crawled to the 
Argonne, and how zaoret: "Hafnium !!!!" Oh, and zirconium - 
Argon our rubidium swallowed and ran the farm. We have to Bohr: 
"Polonius to place our rubidium," - and he was: "What I tell 
you, rhodium them, or what? "


   Plumbum we're at it, and left.
In order for us even when sodium was thinking - ninikel.
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