Room with laughter - Computer Dictionary for Dummies.

<b>Room with laughter</b> - Computer Dictionary for Dummies.

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"________________________________ PROCESSOR - such 
kvadratnayashtuka with a propeller. Flight characteristic 
specified. INTEL - a plant in Ireland poproizvodstvu propellers 
and aircraft engines. SAMSUNG - the world's first first-sonalny 
kompyuter.Nazvanie in was when Bill Gates baggage-shaft in the 
hearts of Steve Jobs Sun-God. MICROSOFT - something very 
more-lshoe simply enormous, and zhutkotverdoe. There is an 
assumption that a television set.



   Operating System - the computer as we know, was invented so 
that it something to write. Here,

that it is written, called OS


   NETSCAPE - one of the so-called navigatorov.Est even Norton 
Navigator and Dos Navigator. 


   NAVIGATOR - a device for setting the general rate.


   General - where we are all
go. Where are we going? - Now
been precisely established, we
going forward. Who us there
Sent? - William Gates in his book "A
Road Ahead ".


   E-mail - latest
the invention of nuclear physicists.
Russian and American scientists have managed to make electrons 
carry the mail. 


   LOTUS - one who prepares
cc: Mail 7.0.


   CC: MAIL 7.0 - this is what prepares the Lotus. When the 
cook - find out if you do not forget to tell us.



   INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY -
as you know, people are able to transmit information. But the 
transfer it can be different. You can send information to a 
whisper, muttering, wheezing, puffing, nonhuman look idiotic 
gestures, etc. That's just then, as we pass, and called I.T.



   CYRIX - square like a processor, only a little larger.


   CORBA - distorted name
popular film with the participation of
Stallone.


   WWW - the unique phenomenon of
the insect world. Spiders, to lure a fly into a network, draw 
pretty pictures and write texts HTML.



   HTML - it's when someone
wants to highlight a line of text,
He wrote about it <<HI>> and
<>, and then includes a navigator, discovers in it the 
text, watch and rejoice. 


   Floppy disks - it's such a square, very similar to the 
processor, only without the propeller.



   VIRUS - freeware, which, however, nothing does. Because
and free.


   DNS - the system that gives
names. As we know from history
mankind, many nations
long been accepted to give the names of newborns for simplicity
access to them. The system, which
enjoyed people, was imperfect. The newborn is usually called 
just as his grandfather. Thus, if the grandfather did not die 
at birth grandson, and dangerous duplication. In addition, the 
system does not intended use of passwords.

Life expectancy since
has increased, and mankind was forced to invent a new system. 
Now everything is much simpler. Every person has a name, 
suffix, and a password. And all this thanks to DNS (Davaj Name 
Skoree). 


   JAVA - Programming Language
named after the famous Soviet cigarettes, which in turn
turn, were named in honor of
the island of Java, which is now
suing the company Sun Microsystems, has developed this 
language. In the company also plans to court with a Moscow 
factory "Java" and "Dukat", as well as with the company 
Microsoft, because what about the It does not sue.



   HP - the new Russian. Very expensive device, go to Moscow in 
luxury cars, knock Granny and arrange the shooting. There are 
three types HP - HP LaserJet, HP FaserJet, HP MaserJet.



   NETWORK - breed of dog. Differs from other species by
that at birth puppies are able to
bring bags to their owners.
Very clever. Likes to fish oil and
optic lines.


   Optical fiber - fiber that is sold in bulk. A special kind of
fiber, which is more profitable to sell wholesale than retail. 
Then ie, fiber that quickly snap up wholesale. And that mess,

retailing - it's long
and tedious.


   Anti-virus - a program that lists all files in the
your computer is very fast and
in a single line, so you do not have time to read.


   Modem - modulator-demodulator. Absolutely wonderful
device that can take any number of the module, and then recover 
its original value.



   Personal computer - it
such a terrible black hole, where
can easily fall through a
people. At first it fail money, then - time and
then - the owner of the money and
time.
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