Room with laughter - Jokes about Internet users.

<b>Room with laughter</b> - Jokes about Internet users.

Jokes about Internet users Internet users 
__________________________________________ few days could not 
duration-vat at Asky his dryga. By e-mail ontozhe not answered. 
I-netchik decided poprobova-ty of last resort and called on 
television fony: - Vasya home? - Vasya ymer. "Server maybe 
down", - I-podymal netchik. . . . I-netchik tolls for telefony: 
- Call pozhalyysta Leny to telefony. - This is not here. "User 
unknown", - I-podymal netchik. . . . 

   I-netchik returned home late. His
encounter two thugs. One of them pulls out
knife and said:
 - Drive on the money.
"Providers" - podymal I-netchik.


                  . . .

I-netchika asked:
- What is the "Red Ryta?
- This is a woman-admin on the server of the Communist Party.


                  . . .


   And netchika-wife sent to the store for
coffee. The saleswoman asked him:
 - What you coffee?
 - Hy this, the most like him ... Netscape!
 -??
 - Damn! home.netscape.com


                  . . .


   I-netchik prosnylsya night. Looks - and
vokryg dark, lights are off, nothing
seen. "Network is unreachable", - podymal
I-netchik.


                  . . .


   And the disco-netchik met
devyshkoy. They have long gylyali together, talking. In 
parting, gave devyshka emy bymazhky, which read: "T.

62-22-22. "At Asky not pohozhe for Fido
too, like not CompuServe, and AOL ".
And so it was lost first love. ;-)


                  . . .

I-netchika on ylitse asked:
 - What time is it?
 - If Grinvichy - then 12, if the Kievskomy - I do not know, 
not hours. 


                  . . .


   I-netchik slyshaet as ylitse two grandmothers
something yvlechenno obsyzhdayut. And so loud
and quickly. "What traffic!", "Delightfully
podymal I-netchik.


                  . . .

Beggar on ylitse refers to I-netchiky:
 - Citizen, submit to eat.
 - A HTTPS y you have?
 - No (ydivlenno).
 - Then I will not give, it is dangerous.


                  . . .

I-daughter asks netchika:
 - Dad, look pozhalyysta what to
ylitse weather.
 - Now, - he answered, and dialed in
brayzere "http://weather.yahoo.com".


                  . . .

I-netchika asked:
- What is WWW?
- It's MMM underground.


                  . . .


   So why the I-netchiky very trydno ystroitsya
on the job? Potomy that he did not write ymeet.
All on klaviatyre yes to klaviatyre.


                  . . .


   I-netchik came to the polls. Emy gave ballots. He had a long 
spit of in rykah, and then went back to stoliky.

 - So I did not understand - where tyt click?


                  . . .


   Bar. Dancer shows striptease
tantsyet slowly. From the place gets a cowboy,
fired from a revolver - pylyaperebivaet
lyamky bra, and he falls.
 - I am Clint Eastwood.

   Dancer continues to dance. Rises
else be the default cowboy rifle, y dancer trysiki subside.
 - I'm Kwentin Dorward.

   Dancer prodolzhaettantsevat.
Opens the door bar, comes a young
blonde in black glasses, pulls and bazyky
carries on tantsovschitsy kyski.
 - Darn, my name is Duke Nukem!
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