ZX Power #03 31 декабря 1997

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Room with laughter - Vindoza - Source Code of Windows.

5m Source Code of Windows !________________________________ I 
have hacked into Microsoftand stoled their Windows'95 codeand 
here it is. I am sure that they wouldlove any improvements for 
thenext version ... # include <windows.h> # include 
 # include  char make_prog_look_big 
[1600000] main () {if (detect_cache ()) disable_cache (); 


  if (fast_cpu ())

     set_wait_states (lots);


  set_mouse (speed, very_slow);

  set_mouse (action, jumpy);

  set_mouse (reaction, sometimes);


  printf ("Welcome to Windoze

  3.999 (we might get it right

  or just call it Chicargo) n ");


  if (system_ok ())

    crash (to_dos_prompt);

  else

    system_memory = open ("a:

    swp0001.swp ", O_CREATE);


    while (1) {

       sleep (5);

       get_user_input ();

       sleep (5);

       act_on_user_input ();

       sleep (5);

       if (rand () <0.9)

        crash (complete_system);

    }

   return (unrecoverable_system);
}
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