Samizdat - Something like Kashpirovsky ....

<b>Samizdat</b> - Something like Kashpirovsky ....

(C) LAS-soft.


    Kashpirovsky like ...


   You feel much better
pleasant warmth spreads all over
your body, it fills all your
cells, all your nerve endings. You
hear the sound of the surf, you see the turquoise
sea, tinted by the setting sun. On
the horizon is visible mnogomachtovy ship
He swims to you, swims very fast,
at full speed, and as his approach you feel better. Your illness
leaves you, your microbes disperse
in horror as a mouse with a sinking ship. Such a panic at them 
brings a frigate, which has already approached the shore, and 
from it now they lowered the boat. There is a guy in a dark 
cloak, his face is not visible it is hidden hood, it is tall 
and strong, his belt hung a sword. Boat moored to the shore. He 
went ashore and walked quickly in your direction, skidyvaya

Cloak and removing the hood. Now you see his face, and ... Oh, 
yes it is beautiful from the guys that you've ever met. He 
comes to you, recruiting stretches his arms and smiles. You 
start move in his direction, you make friends

More and more, and when your hands
touched, he said: "Girl, I beg you ... give a cigarette, and 
then, damn it, second day here on this galosh swim,

and no one else to smoke there. - What kind of people
gone? "With these words, he lit a cigarette, you suggested, 
turned and sailed his frigate, swimming, since

layout boat sovereigns limp and
pasted. Since Hollywood is the first time miscalculated, 
creating props for the film - our Water corrodes even plastic, 
resistant to sulfuric acid, and their fire retardant furniture 
in our people burns better than dry wood, poured gasoline - and 
all because Our people are much harder.



           Plane


   The aircraft was dancing on the runway of happiness, because 
he gave new tires "Micheilin" instead of the old Taganka.

Old tires were square with
protectors of type II, and the new were
tubeless, with silicone additives
different colors on the cast magnesium disks. But what is most 
amazing airplane, so this tread new tires: nessimetrichny with 
protection against aquaplaning. 

   And in the appendage to the entire him obeshali flight in a 
hot country Chukotlandiyu, it was his favorite of his world 
famous resorts (Dowry, Magadan, Kamchatka, ...). Once he drove 
there one a very important gentleman in a dirty blue

overalls. Why the gentleman was
important - you ask. Yes, because in
He had a bodyguard and escort.

   And while the aircraft was standing on the runway and danced,
because he was issued a new tire ...


  Poems unknown poet.


  Wonderful milker Mitrofan.

Brightens the sky over the farm,
From the fields with manure wafted,
And through the morning mist
Hiding strong yawn,
Goes to the right job,
Wonderful milker Mitrofan.
His features harsh
And he is strict but fair.
With excitement waiting for his cows,
Milk feeling the tide.
Here it goes: it galoshes
On his farm each rad.
Always working, and is reliable
His milking machine.
Strong arm and tight udders,
Body and soul, he is healthy
Always have a friend -
The dream cherished cows.


            Fly.

Who knows the name of the flies
Recently dejected me?
Who felt her hands,
Sweating from the heat back on?
Whose memory keeps it sounds?
Who saw her face?
And who is my terrible torments
Divide in the end?
All of this - not just a rant -
Know who at least once
Catch these terrible views
Nesoskrebaemyh eyes.


             Um.

Who in New York, who in London -
I love to wander around Moscow
And with the girls-American
At the Kremlin walls to cuddle.
I love to look into the eyes of America
And under him to crush her,
And whisper in her ear in anglitski:
"Mind of Russia can not understand."


           About love.

It loves a woman, well, that mannequin
In good coat of fur.
Well, I - just a woman
Zhenschenu from the foundry.
These gentle hands - they scrap like a toy,
These gray pants - they do not pierce the shell.
And in the heat and bad weather in our common

                               happiness
Our metal piercing it pours,

                           pours and pours.
Atletisty - carrion, karate -

                             squalor.
Look at the woman, weak

                                 people
Always in good health
Having tasted equality,
Our metal - the best in the world,
It pours, pours and pours.