Inferno #02
01 мая 2001
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Samizdat - "Bastard AlHimik Doctor Faustus Plumed Serpent "№ 2.

<b>Samizdat</b> -
 The history of Centaurus and horsewoman.

Autumn day centaur
hovered over the meadow
and the woman he saw in the distance
horseback riding.
Cried the centaur
and rushed to her and
he decided that she is - just as he
and not so at the same time,
passionate love
ardent and biased,
how to love people.
She's going home
and dismounted
its at the castle.
Centaur was
embarrassed by a loss
a creature of God to love
already nemozhno
in the sense of close,
and the only way out - behind the bushes

Crying suddenly
home jumped
podranenny everywhere
and spirit of the pale.
Flying clouds.
Tweet Nature ..



  In general an hour cleaning.

Two strict brother, two steep hill,
Fans of the order of the strong
All day long stand with rods in the carpet
And knock the dust from the dust.
In general an hour cleaning
Otmschaetsya resentment,
Fetish exposing flogging
The failure of individual

You, carpet, trash fetish
We are now for all the replies!

Cause is just loving
Missed grams to 300
Transforms the brother of a
In value for antogonista.
Both in sports caps,
In the slippers on her bare feet
Soul of a nasty
Shake out on the road.

About how the cap sits heavy
And the eyes under his hat pushed
Good dirt from carpets, brother, went to
Carpets, well, you bastards, washed!

... The same Evil Spirits arranged so that
and Black Poodle and goat-keeper lost the remnants of 
self-control. Poodle left brain mechanisms, goat spurn in the 
direction of the Book of Eternal Life - and they together, too, 
where to flee. Frau Wagner irritated tusovkoy lingering around 
the Book of Eternal Life. It strikes Ahasuerus and his wife, 
Madame mandate, punched in the forehead. Wife of Ahasuerus in 
the worst throes of dying ... Air Force, using

turmoil resulting from such
extraordinary events, missing in
an armful of his wife and detushek, both books - and the whole
Wagner's family is right at the controls of brain ... Looking 
then at one, then another book, Wagner tight on different 
pedals, buttons and levers of brain mechanisms. Mechanism 
spontaneous combustion. The fire goes into fireworks, scandal 
and family members fight Wagner with each other. In the fire 
burned by fire Both books: The Book of Knowledge and the Book 
of Eternal Life ...


... The soul of Faust, when he saw that Faust was one joins the 
evil spirits. They also joined by bodybuilders

homunculus and zombie previously parsed the Labyrinth on the 
bricks. Seeing this business, Uncle Fyodor-san takes the box 
with the tool and go to the Master, into the swamp. The 
remaining join forces and rush to AlHimika Doctor Faustus, 
seeking to destroy it. Pandemonium confusion! Unexpectedly for 
itself and All Faust falls in the combat military

ecstasy. In a state of ecstasy, the military, he
sure beats all the opponents and
their kadavry breaks into pieces, which were immediately
devours. In this case, Dr. Faust is covered with feathers, it 
produces a lot of eyes, hands and feet, forehead on the ground 
grows Nice Big Horn, behind

unfold beautiful wings and tail of a mighty battle - no worse 
than Fusi. Dozhiraya kadavry enemies, Faust continues to 
mutate, fireworks reaches apogee in the sky there are two 
Comets in north and south ...



          In vitro.

We frankly Geist
mistaken, then - there
speaking - the truth
grow like
 native soul
 in a perfect body.
But do not take into account the growing pains
Vitality muck
in the glass.
Look,
 and all - it is interesting
Laboratory blunders
able to physically look!
We have them, of course,
Need for a
salt,
sulfuric acid
annihilate.
However,
and then snag -
how can we be.

Veer a ghoul,
like a cat
milk feed.

A cat is angry, where is the mouse?


       Mahatma Letters.

You're perfect calm
learn their food,
and on the street Zarechnaya
nightingales, spring delirium.
Agni - Raja Yoga - Yoga
enlighten us, it
I write a letter to Mahatma
"Respect My Country

My country is very
and strange
it is amazing
rise with the dawn
Wall pale Kremlin
Bring to the Mausoleum
Himalayan land! "

... For a while Faust remains
one, gradually getting used to his new body, looking at 
different parts of themselves different eyes, different parts 
of the body. Then again the poet. He is old, but wiser by the 
experience and knowledge about life. Appears Death - Girl. It 
has already again, not Frau Wagner. The poet is going to

put a few experiments - this time
not with the space, and eventually, after
What's going to take Death - Woman in
wives, but there Entropa AP riding on
Margarita, leading to about Basilisk Centaur. Entropy gives the 
poet's neck and the dies, this time not having anything.

Entropy gives death-girl to marry
Centaur. Wedding in a narrow range of ... AlHimik Dr. Faust is 
pleased, waving wings and tail ... "




    The story of one Planida,

  who had three of the Sun

 There once was a fitter - plumber, universal cases drain 
master, and he was a veteran of Labor and Persons with 
Disabilities Third World War, which (as we know) happened and 
is happening in people's minds - that there is a man honored; 
much earlier drank, and then-cast. And how - what

He was walking down the street and saw a strange coin: among 
the concrete interests and pipes intended for the repair of 
sewer, laid a hefty - so, roughly 80 centimeters in diameter 
and 20 centimeters thick as a coin - not with

Tahiti, not that of Haiti, not Polynesian, not that some 
Filipino - in Overall, foreign. And honest uncle,

Fyodor Ivanovich Kulakov, honored
Labour veteran and former Disabilities Third World, was 
overcome lust greed - He picked up the coin and rode home.

Held it a little at home, I thought as a
should - and rode it to a familiar woman -
in Intourist. And this he did, instead of
to pass it to the state fair, as
discovery and to obtain due to it 25%
- He decided zahapat 100% (and not even
all 200%).
 In Intourist him it did not melt
(Afraid) - send (the Bank) and the Bank of him it is not 
traded, and traded - have given many, many ligaments shells, 
some multi-colored feathers on kakihto parrots

also imported - and took Uncle Fyodor
fartsovkoy, monetary fartsovkoy - that is,
He started it all - feathers, shells have
speculators negodyayskih exchange for
domestic currency and the money he lived.
Lived and worried and worried and had lived
spending - as long as it is not caught, a scoundrel. And caught 
him, and very strongly tried - so judged that the illustrative. 
And all his honest colleagues resented his bad old

the act and demanded capital punishment. But
He was sentenced to sverhvysshey. Sentence
read "For small and naive habalstvo
cynicism Uncle Fyodor, who elevated a war hero and veteran, is 
sentenced to dissolute life. "And Uncle Fyodor first

not realized the severity and sverhvysshest
this sentence and rejoiced - chegochego, and that he suddenly 
wanted to once, and lived as two hundred years, but damn, in

debauchery and much-much he wistfully
and became sick, and he began to write an appeal and 
annotations and other kinds petitions and a petition for 
clemency.  And he said that "taking into account your

past achievements and stuff, we'll
do something for you, but - sverhvysshest sentence - this is 
the reason that deeply buried in the investigation, and 
therefore, means that we do something about it try, but do not 
know will or not. "A More - when Uncle Fyodor tried, along with 
his tried two more of similar subchikov, though not deserving 
of such. AND One of the lewd life and was sentenced to a fine 
habalstvo naive cynicism. And another - for the naive cynicism 
and depravity sentenced to a fine habalstvu - so that

them, damn, neither samsara nor nirvana honey
might seem. Hard times, terrible
like ... In the end - all Uncle Fyodor could get out of this 
nasty story. And thank God! As for those two, it is not

know and do not want to lie. Take into account the need to
and the fact that both hemispheres of the brain
functioned Fyodor Ivanovich Kulakov, were arranged so that one 
hemisphere proclaim - Do not steal God's sake, while the other 
hemisphere is the same time, he spoke - always stole anything 
should, that is bad. Regardless of circumstances of cases and 
offenses, each of the three incorrectly understood the 
holidays. For example, we have a holiday call what is good and 
nice flying or strong and healthy is worth - and formed a 
wraith that holiday and we also call all that is bad. But this 
visibility, Mara and Mahamaya, as we know not theoretically, 
but practically, that the Russian word "holiday" comes from an 
ancient Sanskrit word "Prajna," which means "great-knowledge" or

if you want, "intuition." But - in the process
intercultural language word conversion
"Holiday" was masculine, and its derivative word "exercise" -
medium, whereas in the Indies "Prajna," she always, like energy.


        Black Poodle

Understood the doctor, Doctor Faustus Old
good lad
Serves as a grandfather to us chaos
If space is our father.
Black poodle, black poodle
You run always with me
You and I will not forget
God knows what, and my God.
Let my life hangs in the balance
But I Break Through to you about Margarita
When the board of your fate nailed
To my beloved, the blackboard.
Me all the time the star was called up,
But I got there, of course, not dolezu
And I muzzle down
As a bat hanging,
Preferring heights - the antithesis.
AlHimik word and deed metaphysician
My father, leaving his father's house, kissed
me and struck a parting. "For what?"
I "You yourself understand me later!"

Suddenly came the mature years
And whoever heard her as the god
You are not your own. Go-ka you there.
And everyone turned and crawled into the den

 "... Thin and plastic, with great artistic taste is made 
director of the image of Mason and alcoholic Fedkisantehnika. 
Especially failed episode when Fedor (and in this episode, it 
is very convincingly play the first double Schwarzenegger - one 
of the three workers on the set; one that looks very similar to 
Commissar Lunacharsky) gathers his tools

and, despite his strange by today's
days of sexual orientation - he loves women, wine, money and 
beautiful life - goes to the Master, into the Swamp.

Very convincing in this case solved and make the scene 
background - a scene oplevyvaniya, humiliation, and breaking 
the hands of Hitler hyperdimensional combinatorics "Zaika (who 
brilliantly played by a beginner, but full of promise Artist 
Kozlov, Baranov second )..."  "... It's very dynamic and 
textured worked out a series of epizdov film, which set out the 
historical facts of the interaction the two leaders during the 
Second World War. For the first time without cuts and 
embellishments shown as, in essence a shy and neurotic everyman 
Adolf the war hiding in a bunker located in the center Moscow, 
under Lenin's tomb, from the Chief all the peoples of the 
Cosmic SS - Wed Joseph Stalin and his minions: Lawrence Beria, 
Nikita Sergeyevich, Zhdanov, Suslov and Trotsky. Despite the 
fact that the director's interpretation suffers from too much 
sometimes stylized documentary (for example, a scene of 
departure Taoist, Buddhist and Zen Buddhist rites in a bunker 
deep beneath the earth - and then, by the way, it should be 
noted studio work of the Stunt "RaddaDay-bank at the Foundation

Kuthumi and great crowd scenes,
taken with the help and assistance of the Third
Consolidated Commando Cavalry Regiment
at the Moscow City Boys' Choir;
or scenes of desperation and examining maps
April 20 - and others, which can be
long and hard to write); remarkably
disclosed to law-play a modest artist, fated to the ascended
at the top of the geopolitical and forced to put up with the 
status and image of the German Leader. In this role, the role 
of the elderly Adolf, brilliantly mastered double Mahatma 
Gandhi (double, way, too vegetarian latent skotolozhets, 
necrophile and insektofil as a great author "Death-Girls"). 
Well elaborated the role of Eve - a woman-bride Adolf, who as 
it should be Eve, leads your Adolf to a tragic end -

expelled from the hopper into the artillery and
gazolinovy ​​fire Outworld ... "


       Movie characters

     "Illegitimate

   AlHimik Doctor Faustus -

       Plumed Serpent. "

Poet - Antipoet
(Antagonist Pferd).
Doctor Faustus.
The soul of Faust.
Uncle Fyodor, a plumber.
Basilisk Centaur.
Black Poodle.
Brain mechanisms.
Master.
Margarita.
Mephistopheles.
Agony Eruditka.
Ahasuerus.
The mandate of the convulsion.
Goat - Guardian.
White ass Ahasuerus.
Wagner - the eternal student.
Death - Girl.
Raven - Turtle.
Wolf - Lucifer.
Dead Pigeon Suliko.
Vetrodui Ethereal.
Comrade cow parsnip.
Jungle cat Zinka.
Seven-headed Agni - Dragon Kohl.
Parade of planets, stars, comets.
The Book of Knowledge.
The Book of Eternal Life.
Bodybuilders.
Zombies.
Homunculus.

 "... The weakness of the film is a Sufi interpretation of the 
final episode of the film - the scene where modern incarnation 
of Rama, suddenly realizing a embodiment of Arjuna, and even in 
Old Testament fashion (remember the quotation from the Book the 
prophet Ezekiel, which he imposed passers-by, wandering in the 
darkness; them fairly scaring) - suddenly - in contrast to the 
brilliant decision by Quentin Tarantino, which recall, I hope, 
not need, suddenly takes his fate and shoots directly into the 
forehead is already known to us with Disabilities Third World 
Fedka - plumbing, a drunkard and occultist, inadvertently has 
reached a cafe with a friend, in hopes of neurotic earn some 
money (within its the concept of a beautiful life) - and kills

spot. Prior to this newly-born Arjuna
speaks clearly too long monologue
on industrial topics (in the worst traditions of the Soviet 
unforgettable movie) trying to blur a clear and refreshed from

sudden fright mind Fedka new
(But only for the latter-day Arjuna)
ideological model. Girlfriend Fedka
killed by the hands of Rama's running mate, suddenly emerged 
from the toilet in the middle philosophical debate of Arjuna 
and Fedor ...." 


 This is the summary of the film, which for a long time
its first part employs a large number of characters-archetypes 
(of which in linear time unfolding

it appears that they are all - Doctor
Ivan Faust AlHimik), which consists
of two seemingly unrelated parts
(The second part, the split screen on a parallel pro-Uncle 
Fedyusantehnika) but at the end of the film finds an attentive 
audience for himself, that his uncle Fyodor - the main 
character, a superstar, modern incarnation AlHimika Doctor 
Faustus - Feathered Serpent, a little-known hero of the Third 
World War ... 


        Caveman anthem

       Feathered Serpent.

And then what? And whether or not then?
Not want to know, about everything in the world knowing.
Words with the same tail
My cave is painted red
There are no shadows. One spark darkness
Darkness reflecting light mirages
Shards of a lonely mind
All maps of the world, sky drawings.
I read them with closed eyes
And he, like vision, shimmering hung
All thoughts of the world as one sounded
And the stone was talking metal
You hear this voice out of nowhere
And Do you hear the imaginary smell of sulfur
I nmax scaly and feathered serpent
Woodlouse sing anthem cave
Mice were volatile, carp blind ...
And for you, under the blue sky
Light My friend
I, solar friend
With the first rays of
included in every home
In your window knock
as a pterodactyl,
As a mammoth protrublyu lift!
And then what? And whether or not then?
Not want to know, about everything in the world knowing.
Wave your once a fiery tail -
Gori my cave painted.






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