Samizdat - "Bastard AlHimik Doctor Faustus Plumed Serpent "№ 1.

 Presenting your attention the script
cult (if I may say so)
movie Nezakonnorozhenny AlHimik Dr. Fouse Plumed Serpent. " I 
think Most of fans Butusov and Kasparian it will be 
interesting. Well, as we say, closer to the body. 


  What remained of the movie

     "Bastard

    AlHimik Doctor Faustus

        Plumed Serpent "



 Of course, it would be a memorable film. As a result of global 
disasters and various other events, the movie remains to name a 
few kinofragmentov, script fragments, some reviews and the 
music for the film, and some lyrics.  Here we present excerpts 
scenario, the remainder of the film, "The History of One 
Planet, who had three of the Sun" (which was also part of the 
film "Illegitimate"), preserved

lyrics, snippets of reviews - crumbs left us by the landmark
movie series. Most surviving
fragments and book reviews - are anonymous. It is known that on 
the script began to work such masters of the genre, as Serik 
Rokombaev and Daniel Dikoluksky - and most of the lyrics 
written by Victor Koval. Now about Fedor - Ivan Faust

who was the real prototype of the
hero of the movie "Bastard AlHimik Doctor Faustus - Feathered 
Serpent" by Johann - Theodore Faust. Entitled to assert that 
Dr. Faust had all his other advantages and disadvantages

AlHimikom? Yes, definitely. In this we
convince his experiments with printing
paper money, the public burning of books,
game of "red and white", in "Hitler's
hyperdimensional combinatorics, "in
"Crowley and sai - a woman" (where, according to legend,
studiozus Wagner portrayed Crowley, and
Dr. Theodore - Ivan Faust - "sai-woman");
complicity in the construction of the Labyrinth
Tower and the Monument slogan twentieth
"As if", the realization of others - the absurd
and unnecessary, but very noble
estetskih and projects - and, of course,
its transmutation into Feathered Serpent - in
the end of the movie (this piece of film
preserved, fortunately, entirely). And to
still unknown, well if that Fedor -
Ivan Faust first transmuted into
Feathered Serpent - and then died at the hand
Entropa Pferd (having received a strong blow
petrified loaf of bread in the neck - just
when completing a series of experiments with the properties of 
space, he was going to hold a series of experiments with time 
properties), - or, as they say - bad. 

 At stsenploschadke appears poet - he
elegant, fresh and smoked cigarillos. He
bricks gilded labyrinth and got hold of an idyllic spit out and 
there precisely Another leaked it ... He is cheerful and 
elegichen and paskuden. He apologizes for his filthy look. He 
was a stranger and nepodsuden. AND Here, one lays out what 
misteriyno, significantly and completely different. Foul acts 
and then creates that ugly disgusting and, finally, constructed 
maze. No, the Minotaur in it has not yet sat down. Poet 
somewhere retired - the kind thoughtful, elegant. The poet was 
removed into the distance, Another, which is time Antipoetom 
Which - That led to Labribruan wearing something

as a something to something. Poet clutching a fist harness on 
behalf of Basilisk Centaur. That Basilisk was a friend of Faust 
in his dreams - His humble famulus and trend - band

them Mitic thoughtful deepened. Himself
Doctor Faustus performs his feet rhythmically,
extremely courteous and polite. Old ladies in the place he 
always suddenly transport inferior, but is not the point. 
Labyrinth led them to so we hope uniformly and reliably they 
inspire the Labyrinth, which he gave a measured and diligently 


         Think about Uyme

     studiozusa Wagner.

But my forehead, brow.
Or what?
Think, think ...
This is me a lot
I agree to the mind
Like you - in my opinion.
Like you - in my opinion what,
What, what,
So I - kakoyavyi! -
Yavy, yavy -
I think, I think,
But to - your - what your mind - that
In fact - and that mutations
Mutota - something
What I kakoyav, and you, what,
While - obezkakovyevetes!
As if - I would have kakoyav kakoyavyi,
Wash your vysuti
Kakovyyannoy, kakovyyannoy!

 But what's her some shit out there so neboskrebno and 
cardboard eguzyatsya. Poet suddenly jerked the whole in disgust 
- suddenly and quickly - slowly washed away without becoming

pull Basil - Kent bridle and
Girth gone poet, set in proportion
that he saw where he sang his f
Antagonist asymmetrical. Sneaking into the crowd
scum of the Fallen quietly blossomed, and Faust himself
seeing and smelling the wagon with the thoughts
turning their hands in a methodical, it
digging with Hideous Men suit legible communication 
telepathically. He himself communicated and Minotaur to be not 
in a hurry, around the universe naturally all moved and did not 
try to face in the dirt to fall. That Mauser, and here is my 
dagger right - I told them I will not ruin humanity, I vskroyu 
of an object from the labyrinth with in order to find worthy to 
love. Dagger revealed one mirror of canned food. There Wagner 
Margarito stands down. And the view they unquestionably 
healthy. Wagner, my old pupil, Margot and family himself 
furnished and for a short time. It's decent. So he and Wagner 
persistently engaged in - because the old famulus, yes, this is 
not a trifle vozraschivat to teach him, to cherish. Unlearn

receiver will be different, but it will not match the Balkans 
and caressing evil gullible friends. 

And Wagner himself to learning seeks more -
would know the whole truth. Knowledge of the truth
proudly matereya brain mechanisms forge
Communications and twisted the arms and behind things and
shook the pedals Mechanism - a mechanism
Developing brain and eyes ushayas -
tarahtyas crawled out obscurantists
abstractedly insistent crowd and
scriptwriting distributing throughout
determine where those who live and at their own tune Sing. Then 
a pause. And now again began to play cards holding Faust

Primary Divination student reshivshi
teach a partly amazed Practice makes perfect
Knowledge. He wants to continue an intricate
ligature. Neubedim you female genitalia, foot Japanese 
unbeatable this hour you take the essence of character for the 
waist and broad passions you stand steadfast. Then

fascinated by the study and knowledge of his younger, but 
successfully taken to play gambling game suddenly forgetting 
the affection and exemplary Muses Graces luminous Sciences and 
Art. Winter, aliens rejoice - They have everything, then we 
have them spring and intimate knowledge of being conformed. 
Wagner Faust brushed up to the very bottom, then

disciple all angry and full advantage of getting heated Doctor 
Faustus astrology armed horoscopic

with the astral plane quickly established
communication.

As if my moizm kakoyavy
Your vashizmu der Dekel,
Kakovyyannomu, kakovyyannomu!
And you say, you say
Obezyavit it obezyavit it!
He kakoyavy, he cursed, he
kakovyyu eats away the neck, what he
declines in kakoyavu. And by what right,
By what right?
Yes, do not be me kako kakoyavogo. Where
Would you kakovyyami - the steel? Yes themselves
you cover your der Dekel, Yes
yourself you wash your vysuti
Kakovyyannoy, kakovmnnoy!
Can it really my moizm - miasm A
Your vashizm - such is the biozhizn?
You see, Deus, what bios? As
life clogged, clogged, and where?
Or what?
Think, think ...
I think, I think,
 itself is not crazy
Lots of - my -
thinking, thinking,
As you
- in my opinion.
Spirit intrusive.
I am honest about the ruin oneself by drink,
How, visiting on the table,
He cleans his foot wing,
Gryazelyub and slastoed!
As he himself fit to the wall,
How will your natural
With vertical takeoff
And, on a sudden, his stroke!
Soared as not, got a got involved
You used so could b?
Scared us a touch -
He wring their elbow
Scratching his neck, ears, rubs,
From head face washes,
Washes his hands, as in the theater -
Make-believe Well, well, Well, well!
Zamahnites and wake up!
Prayer of quiet
Goldfish.

 Let the gossip in our pond
 Entirely on the decline and rise.
 I only protest against the noise,
 When the pond raging all
 Shouting "Get up!" on a gold fish,
 So as not dozing in each Qarase.

 and an unparalleled and unique profanity and obscenities 
favorite pupil he overlaid as well that a telescope on the head 
did not move and microcosm heaviest on kidneys did not apply, 
because Faust was from Birthday boy kind, but cruel fate of his

tried to ruin, and he with a thirst for life
conforming itself problematic strips
very tightly and securely, and overlaid here
having the experience at his back, with his mother Helen Belle 
condescending to the student adjust to beat him did not, and 
became continue to teach ...

 "... Staring at mirror surfaces ends with Faust destroys the 
Tower - and she has a lot of different characters, 
personalization, roles and role-playing functions. From Through 
the Looking Glass is dead wizard (which immediately mixed with 
the crowd) The soul of Faust (whore and skandalistka), Queen 
Margaret (with a bouquet of flowers - just goes to Basilisk 
Centaur), smart but evil spirit Mephistopheles with his 
girlfriend Agony Eruditkoy; Ahasuerus - owner

Book of eternal life with his wife, convulsions Mandate and 
Goat - custodian Book of Eternal Life. From Through the Looking 
Glass - the same are white ass Ahasuerus, Uncle Fyodor - 
Plumber, Wagner - Eternal Student (BBC); parade of planets, 
stars and comets; Seven Evil spirits and death - Girl ...

Shvaynehunde.

Neto, a strong
What kind of a blood factor
In dogs and pigs
Shvaynehunde - General Voter
General Vater - general muter,
Gugenmorgen - morgenguten
Mit brodbuter, sandwich.
Shvaynehunde - is the one
Who is hundeshvayne
Quite the opposite
Shvaynehunde Gross und Klein
Shvaynehunde hundeshvayne.
Boar - male and sow
Female, to gulyanok drinking.
Kentavrichesky example, woofing
ivonyuchy, Among the griffins and chimeras
Shvaynehunde - the best! Where is
hundeshvayny now? There is no no
To call them the secrets of Rita, Lisa, Gerda, Edward,
Hera and Adolf Pferdehunde,
shvaynepferde, Shvaynehaze, hazevolf
Propagated by contagion -
Complicated hybrid
Shturmbanshvayne, gruppenhaze,
Hundemesser, shvayneshmidt
According to our everyday grass
There are speculations of small animals - wander
shvayneshavki,
Run hundehryushki


 Kvazifolklornaya Zombicheskaya

- When I served as a forester in the mail ...
- Why would a forester? Known forester
As such, in our lifetime has arisen
On forest soil, but not in the mail!
- When I'm at the post office was orderly ...
- How orderly when coachman!
Can not this happen at the post office,
So that driver, as Batman
Regiment commander shoe!
- When I was a regiment commander in the mail ...
- Do not play the fool, whip coachman!
- When I was in the mail coachman
Was young, I had a herring.
No, no, no herring - a piece of sturgeon.
Well, I have. And suddenly the regiment commander
Tells me to immediately find batman:
"I am ashamed to somebody to walk barefoot,
Come on - me Take over my orderly.
Let him polish his boots soon
And I will put them on both feet. "
A service is not slow and fate is not easy
Here I am going woods, looking for orderly,
Frozen as a piece of ice, the night was sick
And I see the forester removes his boots
It looks like batman. I say: "Help
Regiment commander at the post office wear boots! "

 ... Faust demonstrates Wagner various secrets of the cosmos 
and the near-Earth Space, hinting at the real Air Force

the nature of time, arranges Parade of Planets, Spans Comet, 
Supernova explosions. Among the stars, planets and comets - 
Maiden Gorgeous. It's Death - Girl. Dr.

Faust, wondering on the Tarot cards on the current
laboratory trifles, when he sees there
a happy marriage and long joint
Wagner's life - eternal student with
Death - a girl. Faust's soul sings
old song parasexual monsters.
Under the Air Force this song takes a wife's death -
The girl, after which Faust AlHimik with
Wagner - Eternal students deepen
in the study of social aspects of life.
They grow homunculus and experimenting with zombies; simulate 
various financial systems (see "History

One Planet, which has had three
Sun ") and global networks such as the" Internet "and" Akashic 
Records. "To resolve material of some of their unsuccessful

experiments, they need help of Frau Wagner. But. But - but her 
lady subjective and beautiful nasty direction of their 
experiences ...  ... Wagner's wife tries to set her husband 
against Dr. Faust - it was up to intrigue with his soul. Away 
from AlHimika, without looking into the Book of Knowledge, not 
playing with Mechanisms of the brain not played cards

- Too difficult exercise for Wagner. Doubts and throwing 
studiozusa sees Doctor Faustus. He decides

an exhibition of the Whole "of the Cabinet
Hunting trophies Doctor Faustus, "a beauty contest and the 
feasibility of bodybuilders, zombies and homunculus, dances and 
dances of stars and planets; span of two Comet - in Northern 
and Southern Hemisphere; wonders of Whit obliging. On a 
personal AlHimik Doctor Faustus tell BBC Controlled Flight 
barrels of wine. Under music and song is a demonstration of

beauty and strength of bodybuilders and zombies - and
various other miracles. The doctor is worried at the
barrel in which to fly. By the time Flight Doctor Faustus drunk 
and smoke shows no flight, and meanness and pettiness of his 
spiritual and materialist nature. Scandal! Faust is disgusted 
with himself, and in others a feeling of deep

perplexity and embarrassment ...

Forester understands longing driver,
That the service is not slow and fate is not easy
We're going to the post, but there regiment commander
Chews a piece of my boots sturgeon -
Bastard.
- In truth, "said the regiment commander, says
I thought the way you gave dubarya
And there's no batman to me, the driver fainted,
And I stood at the post office all alone,
And who but I'll put on my boots?
Now I'm batman. Well, you - barefoot
Komandyvat going to mail a regiment!
- We are dealing, as custom orders,
Wash should be - said the forester.

 Conspiracy against Herochuvstviya

House-girl
Whom you brought
Witch girl?
Relatives weep
In the thoughts of his daughter -
How would a better
Then grooms
convening and tortured,
Then run away
with incomplete buckets
Is it so praise
and perhaps put
Before the guest
stumble
pretending?
That image - the
everything turned upside down -
You do not have dinner!
Czochralski bug!
Trouble on the top!
On top of beetles -
Yes mnogozhuchnikami
Go spoilage prochZheniham dick masturbate!


 ... A student leaves - Wagner entirely devoted to her family. 
Faust is hiding in Maze. He is deeply aware of and experiencing 
the collapse of its socio - alchemical ideas. In the labyrinth 
it is clever paskudnik Mephistopheles with his constant 
companion and pomoshnitsey agony Eruditkoy. Playing on the weak 
strings of Doctor Faustus, they seduce his eternal Life. Learn 
about eternal life is possible, read and understood the Book of 
Eternal Life. Mephistopheles knows where this book. Faust 
inspired and Mephistopheles AlHimika forward to the current 
owner Book of Eternal Life. The current owner of the Book of 
Eternal Life - Ahasuerus. She told him very and very expensive 
inherited. Ahasuerus not able to read or understand the 
language that is written this book - but leave it even for a 
time he did not intend. Steal a Book is impossible - it guarded 
the Milky Goat - Nurse and Uncle Fyodor-Plumber. Importunate 
interest Faust to the book and help of Mephistopheles and his 
wife Wandering Jew, a Roman Convulsions Mandate

Wandering Jew forced to appoint a day of auction sale of books 
of Eternal Life. Appointed day of the auction ...

 ... Auction. Mephistopheles, acting through
his agony agentessu Eruditku gradually
increases the price of the book that fly
obviously not going to. Margarita flirting with Basilisk 
Centaur. Centaur Basil has a hoof beats and belching

fire. All of a sudden and Black Poodle starts throwing in the 
direction of the Milky Goats passionate views. Suddenly, Frau 
Wagner, seeing vile nature of Mephistopheles faustpatrona shot 
from point-blank killing him. Unable to endure separation from 
their commander, Agony Eruditka snatches of Faust

dagger from its sheath and beats his chest.
That's enough! Spot! Instead of Mephistopheles and agony are 
the seven evil spirits: Raven-Turtle, Wolf Lucifer Dyroduy 
Marsh, Dead Pigeon Suliko, Comrade cow parsnip, jungle cat 
Zinka, Kant Fish Motootryad LF-CC Quick

Response and seven-headed dragon of Agni
Kohl. Angry Spirits forcibly seated
Margarita riding on a white donkey Ahasuerus. Type of Margarita 
- rider strong effect on the Centaur Basil, he throws Book of 
Knowledge, and they run away with Margot where they have long 
been waiting for the Master ...