01 января 1995

               English To German Household Terms                
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                   By Bogie And L.A.  Of E-3                    
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Rooms                                                           
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           Living Room - Der Roomenatfrontenofhousen           
                 Kitchen - Der Frauline Prison                 
                Toilet - Fur Pissenundshittenin                
               Bathroom - Homen Fur Rubberducken               
            Bedroom - Placen Fur Shaggenundsleepen             
          Diningroom - Roomenmittableundfoodenfighten          
                    Garage - Fullofshitten                      
                                                               
Items                                                           
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                    T.V. - BoxenstuckonRTL                     
 Video - Fur Watchenpornon Und Pressenbuttonundfuckenallhappen 
              Lightswitch - Lettentherebelighten               
                 Cat - Fur kickenwheninpissen                  
                Microwave - Fur explodingeggenin               
                     Fridge - Coldenboxen                      
                   Freezer - Verycoldenboxen                   
           Sink - Fur Fraulinewaschenupenundtyingto            
          Bed - Fuckenspringunstickeninmefuckensideun          
      Chip Pan - Der Fuckenthingencatchenonfire, Shitten!      
               Telephone - Constantfuckenringen                
              Hi-Fi - Der Loudenneighbourannoyer               
      Washing Machine - Pressenknobenundleavenfurfrauline      
                Stairs - Fallenupenwhendrunken                 
                 Floor - Fur fallenflatonfacen                 
               Door - Der Fingertrapperundouchen               
               Hoover - Der D.I.Y.en Blow-Joben                
         Mirror - Fur Lookeninun Und Squeezen Zittenin         
   Magnifying Glass - Fur Maken Dicken Looken Muchen Biggen    
             Bed-Side Lamp - Fur Rammen Upenarsen              
           Frying Pan - Der Gooden Frauline Beateren           
           Bin - Fur Chucken Spermyen Tissuepaerenin           
            Ash-Tray - Der Placen Fur Splifen Ashen            
           Rocking Chair - Der Placen Fur Oldfarten            
         High Chair - Fur Little Bratten WhenScreamen          
              Curtains - Fur Wipen Der Nosen Inen              
               Wall - Fur Bangenheaden Againsten               
              Iron - Der Petenmousen Fur Frauline              
             Clock - Der TickenTocken Pisseroffen              
                Fire Place - Fur Burnen Catten                 
               Bookcase - Fur Stashen Jazzmagen                
                 Desk - Fur Shaggen Flusyonen                   
                                                               
Last But Not Least                                              
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                Bogie - Der FuckenGood at Coden                
              L.A. - Der Bogien Knobben Knickeren              
                  K-oS - Der Pisten Artisten                   
                BNR - Eine Beschissene Lameren                 
                     Zack - Whothefucken?                      
              Gwi - Der Suntanneden Seamanenenen