01 января 1995

                       Chinese Proverbs                         
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                       By Bogie And L.A.                        
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*. Baseball very funny game. Man with 4 balls, no can walk.     
                                                                
*. Secretary not permanent till screwd on desk.                 
                                                                
*. Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in  
hand.                                                           
                                                               
*. Man who run behind car get exhausted.                        
                                                                
*. Squirrel who run up womans leg not find nuts.                
                                                                
*. He who eats too many prunes sit on toilet many moons.        
                                                                
*. Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.             
                                                                
*. Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. 
                                                                
*. Elevator smell different to midget.                          
                                                                
*. Woman run faster with skirt up than man with pants down.     
                                                                
*. Man who takes lady on camping trip have one intent.          
                                                                
*. Man with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.     
                                                                
*. Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own     
hands.