Space sex - People will sooner or later live in space, and not on Earth...

(c) Ptuch
(i) Ice'Di/Triumph



            SPACE SEX: future forecast   



                                People will sooner or later live
                                     in space, not on Earth...



                      I don’t know what will happen tomorrow to us and to
                      old lady Earth.  But after what we
                      screwed up here, it’s quite possible that
                      we'll have to go somewhere
                      to the stars.  Concerned about the future, we wanted
                      find out if people can have sex in
                      space and enjoy it.
                      After much bureaucratic delays, we
                      contacted an expert from the Space Center
                      in Houston, who asked to be called
                      just Sam.  So, here is a unique
                      information!..
 


    * When did people first try to reproduce in space?



    They began to try to produce their own kind in zero gravity in
1974 And the research itself began in 1965.



    *What's the problem?



    Problemis that in conditions of weightlessness and in general in
under some unknown conditions biological organisms behave incomprehensibly
cells and human organs.



    * When was the first experiment?



    Of the Russians, Tereshkova was the first. Sensors were connected to it,
studied menstrual cycles.  Then they launched Nikolaev.  And
the government came up with the idea that they should get married. Then
Tereshkova became Nikolaeva-Tereshkova. After this they had a baby
daughter Lena. This poor creature spent her entire life in the hospital.
But not because she was sick, but because she was constantly
investigated.  After this, research experiments began
sperm activity.  Klimuk and Lebedev flew on ~Salyut~. They have
it was a rather long flight, they were masturbating...
frozen sperm was brought to Earth and studied.



    * Probably, in any case, astronauts who fly on
for a long time, engage in masturbation?



    The fact is that desire in space is greatly reduced, therefore
they don't really want to do it. So it's all clean
altruism.  The main thing is that this happened live, with
connected sensors, and, of course, the Mission Control Center
had as much fun as I could...



    * So what about sperm?



    The problem was that when they examined
space sperm, the sperm were very frail and there were
very little.  When sperm was implanted into astronauts' wives,
nothing worked out. It was believed that this was the effect of weightlessness.



    * When did people fuck in space for the first time?



    In '74, when Rockwell designed an apparatus simulating
gravity in local conditions.  Something like a centrifuge. These
people were not lovers or anything on Earth. Just enthusiasts.
And they fucked in this device.  Hoping that something
will be born.  But nothing was born. When the woman landed, she
She immediately started bleeding. At first everyone thought it was
menstruation, and then found out that I didn’t.  And she lay in
hospital for 2 months.  And when I recovered, I flew again, but
unsuccessful. ~Challenger~ exploded 70 seconds after takeoff.



    * Do we also have such programs?



    Savitskaya flew second in Russia. I don't know the details, but
she definitely masturbated in space.



    * Well, why all these space experiments?



    First, the person tries to establish a permanent
presence in space, the second goal is flight toMars. Home
the idea is that people will sooner or later live in
space, not on Earth. And so now we need to determine how
This way they can reproduce there. There was another official
version - the threat of nuclear war.  I am sure that the ideologists of these
programs cynically used this when persuading
government commission to conduct an experiment. But in fact
they were just interested to see what would happen.



    * Do space flights somehow affect sexuality?
health of astronauts?



    I can only say one thing: none of the women cosmonauts
got married.  Except for Tereshkova, who came out on orders. U
men have sexual disorders of the order of 40-60%. Women have about
80%.



    * If two people have a child conceived in space,
Can we consider the experiment a success?



    No, the experiment will be successful when many people are born,
they will all be as healthy as on Earth, and when they too
will be able to have children.



    * Then it will be a space revolution?



    The space revolution will take place when part of the Earth's population
will move into space or to another planet. By the way, I'm sure
that soon people will live on the moon...