Let's Gourmet - America sleeps quietly.

 America sleeps quietly. Sleeping mouse Mickey
Mouse, duckling Donald, monkey King-Kong,
cat Tomand mouse Jerry, but the red ones don't sleep
guerrillas. Early in the morning, blowing bubbles,
quietly, without noise and dust, the underwater floats up
crocodile boat Gena.  To the New York sub-
An armored train from Romashkov breaks into the land,
armed above the missiles disembark from it.
bov squads Cheburashek.  Coming out of the subway,
they link up with the Green Berets under
command of  Generalissimo Crocodile
Genes. Main Cheburashka asks:       
                                          
 - Gen, and Gen, what will happen if we
Let's take PENTAGON.                         
                                          
 - There will be, there will be... there will be shish kebab... and
a lot of scrap metal.                        
                                          
                                          
 Street of the provincial town of Los Angeles
forests. Rambo, Rocky,
Kris Cristoferson, Arnold Shwarzeneggerand
other heroes of the capitalist world. Ta-
What kind of order has been established here by the OMON detachments --
GENICHEB.  Former famous heroes collect
waste paper for party cards. Duckling Donald and
monkeyKing-Konglanguishes in a concentration camp,
producing  at the mines of the October deposits
Ryat  stars.  Donald persuades
monkeyKing-Kongescape from the concentration camp
to help poor farmersChipand
Dayl, moaning under the yoke of the cat Matroskina.
When they climb over the fence, they
encounter a formidable cat Leopold,
which says, as if with a grin:         
                                          
 - Guys, let's live together!           
                                          
And the monkey falls, quietly whistling the holes
Coy in the right side.                        
Capitol Hill, White House.  In the corner
the president stands in his office, he
zan, such a system has been established here by avid sa-
dists and drug addicts Fil and Khryusha, here they are
Chalnik - chronically Oblique Stepashka.  They
inject themselves with three cubes and begin
watch cartoons. Using what is in app-
there is no one in the front door, Donald makes his way and
starts transmitting in clear text:     
                                          
 - Don't sleep America, don't sleep, otherwise you'll freeze..
                                          
But then it grabs himEvil Kashchei (initiated
blowing in the horror film department), which
just left the dressing room. Donald,
having seen him in the guise of Snow Maiden, immediately
grabbed Stroke.                          
 - It works... - Kashchei said with a grin.
                                          
Evil Emelya flew into New-York in his new
in a self-propelled crematorium, sprinkling the ground
ashes.                                   
Postman Pechkin drunk half of America self-
rut, and the rest was finished off by Buratino
with its signature drink.All American
programmers were put on "Mikrosha" and their
productivity increased by 30,000%. Pi-
ter Norton wrote his famous Norton
Commander for "Mikroshi" (with tape recorder). 
 America was shocked by a series of daring robberies
niya, the elusive pig acted deftly
nok Funtik and his gang.                   
                                          
 Freddy Kruger   died from a rupture
hearts when Barabashka burst into his house
II (Fierce) . Kashpirovsky fed Amer-
ku with their sessions, after which all of America
I fell ill with enuresis. Chumakvia television
Zor  spread  AIDS.  Command
Los Angeles Lackers and Detroit Pistons games
fought in the NBA championship on a minefield.Luch-
These American hackers tried to find out
what is the meaning of the game Perestoyka and who
such "Byurokrati".                       
                                          
 James Bond due to lack of work, he became
homeless, and thereforestarted calling himself James
Bom'g. Govorukhin starred in 150 films like
Super Man. Madonnawent to become a nun because
its unpopularity.                     
                                          
 Nevada declared itself a freelance republic
Coy and seceded from the United States. New York was
renamed New-Moscow, a Los-Angeles
renamed Los-Vladivostok.           
                                          
KGB Colonel Tikhonov finally learned
speak Russian.Mowgli clad hands
strangled Tarzan.Paul MC'Cartney and Karkusha
got married and became MC'Carckusha's spouses.
Metropolitan Opera became another station
to her Moscow metro. The Potomack River was
renamed Predock River. Company Cannon
International has released a new camera
Smena-8M. General Electric promoted to
Research-Generalissimus Electric.IBM renamed
van in IBolitMaster and began to produce tab-
tapholes fromcomputer flu.            
                                          
    Evgeny Schwartz's son painted black
color and published his father's tales under pseudo-
Donim Shwarzenegger.                    
                                          
 FED and Kodak created a company
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FoodStuff Industrial has released a new
 seasoning:                 
                                          
                  HORSERADISH                    
                Shitty                  
               (Dining room)                 
                                          
 Egypt began to produce new products:
                                          
"Brown pyramids named after Comrade F. Cheops."
                                          
          Containing ingredients:         
                                          
                                          
Natural brick.  limestone   59%
                                          
The cement is clean. Nile  10%
                                          
The mummies are fresh. unrefined  10%
                                          
Radioactive sand   5% 
                                          
Slaves are extinct. chopped  5% 
                                          
Pharaonic tax 5%   5% 
                                          
KalEgyptian. 1000-year endurance 5% 
                                          
Refined papyrus  1% 
                                          
Book of Comrade. Herodotus on the history of Egypt 1 pcs
                                          
                                          
 American pathologists have discovered a new
New way of storing corpses: MORG-ARIN.   
                                          
 To optimize the search for food in the universe
was born new science  GASTRONOMY.  For
improving the quality of banana plantations they
were sprayed with Banana Aroma, after
Why did bananas start growing on the trees?
backs.                                   
                                          
 At the University named after Tov. J.Washington
The subject began to be taught: US HISTORY IN
IN THE LIGHT OF THE DECISIONS OF THE XXXV CONGRESS OF THE RPSS Central Committee (Republic
Lycan PartyUnited States).     
                                          
 At the XXXVI Congress of the PPSSH - was adopted
program for building communism in the USA for
500 days.                                 
                                          
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